srsly get a grip people, it was said in jest. I know what's it's like to lose pets/friends etc been there got the t-shirt. Chelsea mate cleary i'm way out of order so you have my sincere apologies, just trying to lighten the mood man.
Valk you should really avoid the whole sarcasm thing, it honestly does not become you! You do know that it is the lowest form of wit don't you...? Maybe then only to be expected!
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George Bernard Shaw? But perhaps maybe wait at least a week after I buried her and not to the face of the sad owner may be a more appropriate response.