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Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

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Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

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TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

Fail Pyro domiNOES, n00bs galore and some nice stalking of |UKMD| Jolly. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night

UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is not happy. Thats two theme nights now, and he still hasn't broken the server. |UKMD| Nades makes it look sooo easy as well, and this gets right up |UKMD| CAWA's nose, past all his nose hair.More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is in the middle of a mid life crisis. This means that he is currently on the hunt for a woman half his age, is looking to buy a ferrari, thinks he looks good in a thong and wants to relive his childhood. To help him through this terrible, terrible time in his life, we let him run a CS:S Childrens TV themed night. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

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CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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  • Clay n00b Shooting
  • L4D | Safari Jim: Survival
  • Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska
  • 1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman
  • TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim
  • Evil Sausages - Eat My Marrow
  • TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night
  • Beauty and the Beast Fight Night
  • Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night
  • A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots
  • CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

Welcome!

Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...

Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

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To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.

Poll #110

The new 'SaySounds' plugin on our server is:
Posted by |UKMD| MoggieX.
active from Thu 16 Aug 07 - 13:14 to Fri 24 Aug 07 - 16:48.
votes: 90

Insaine, I want more sounds!  
23.33% [Votes: 21]
Funny if people never spammed em  
27.78% [Votes: 25]
Annoying  
38.89% [Votes: 35]
Somethinelse? Post in the comments!  
10% [Votes: 9]


Syxx says:

It was fine before when you (Moggie) were the only one that could use sounds. Was actually quite funny when the sheep noises would start and people would be like "WTF?!" or “The Commander is Down!” when you died

The constant spam is quite annoying and the sounds quickly become repetitive. The swearing bothered me as well, not because I’m particularly offended by swear words but because prior to the sounds being added we would tell people off for swearing and these just send a mixed message. However I can see this has been rectified in the latest news post so that’s cool.

To be fair the ability to mute them using “!sounds” balances it out so I really don't mind if the stay, I’ll just have to have a key bound to "!sounds" ready to push at every map change

|UKMD|Riley says:

I know that the swearing thing is being addressed, but it was embarrassing not feeling able to tell people to mind their language lest they STFU'd you ...... :?

People always have the option to go !sounds so it shouldn't really be a big issue to anyone.

As always, judicious usage is the order of the day, and Team MX en masse wouldn't know judicious usage of the sounds if it noscoped us in the face from two feet

|UKMD|DUNK says:

All 3 apply but i general switch them off as they are a pain during the game. maybe they can be made available during spawn for the winning team bomb defuser/hostage rescuer etc.
just a thought. if they are staying, I have the MP3 of spiderpig, can we add this?

LyrIcaN d^.^b says:

there were fun at first but then the server started fillin wiv cocks who have memorized em so my vote goes to annoyin

Whatever says:

Looks like I can't vote for some reason, but having been on very briefly last night before issues with the steam update and Norton (again) took me off, they are the worst thing that has happened to the server, ever.

And I certainly heard plenty of swearing last night with the 'sick' sound.

Krucial with a K says:

YEh they where fun but when like every 1 is dead and the play dede or some other stuff u cant hear footsteps annoying .

Rob says:

It is extremely annoying im there like getting told off for swearing and then some dickhead tpes sick and its like [censored] sick then stfu and its like would u shut the [censored] up fir 10 mins its [censored] bullshit tbh!!!

Take the sounds of knowone can be trusted some dickheads just are like spamming them and its absolutely [censored] annoying just get rid of them plz!!!!

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:

Maybe its best to get rid of swearing sounds:
sick, stfu, dont [censored],.... and leave the rest - put more funny sounds.
U can always turn them off so u have a choise

Krucial with a K says:

i say no sounds atall

Mitch says:

Don't like to complain because your server really is loads of fun but the sound plugins are a complate and utter pain in the arse.

Oh, and the constant swearing gets me nagged at by her indoors, which is just as annoying.

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:

Mitch u have command to turn off sounds, just type:
!sounds
I stay with my previous vote..
Get rid of swearing sounds: don't [censored], sick, stfu, voming,... and leave rest.

Cloudeh. says:

yep im not liking the sounds either anymore, when im playin on our server i want a nice chilled atmosphere to relax an shoot some n00bs but when i comeon we have about 20 ppl spammin the same old repetitive sounds..

either lower the sounds per person to 1 or get rid of them because its actually very irritating now that the sounds have passed their honeymoon peroid.

axeLsson says:

MORE SOUTH PARK like .. OMG THEY KILLED KENNY ! or somethin , Soldiers Are U with me ?? :?

Whatever says:

These sounds just don't suit the game. In Quake3 or whatever they're fine because you jump around like a tit with ridiculous rocket launchers and the like.

CSS is more tactical and interesting - you have to listen for footsteps, you don't want these blocking it out or distracting you.

Krucial with a K says:

ye the sounds shud be on flippin noddy's adventure 2

not cs:s its stressin cloud made a good point

Previous polls

Title Posted by Active
|UKMD| Smit Hax? |UKMD| safari jim 22 Jun : 15:15 to 29 Jun : 23:34
I Hate Spies |UKMD| MoggieX 15 May : 00:04 to 22 Jun : 15:15
I'm Mc Luvin the New Website Design? |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Apr : 23:23 to 15 May : 00:04
Victim| Major eyeswater, Liquid Bam Bams dad to be recruited? |UKMD| safari jim 16 Apr : 16:30 to 24 Apr : 23:23
What would you do? |UKMD| MoggieX 02 Mar : 11:47 to 16 Apr : 16:30
Burn Bats? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Nov : 19:24 to 02 Mar : 11:47
Timebomb |UKMD|Alex ? |UKMD| MoggieX 12 Sep : 15:35 to 17 Nov : 19:24
Timebomb Team MҲ | CAWA ? |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Jul : 15:44 to 12 Sep : 15:35
Do you have/own TFC (Team Fortress Classic) ? |UKMD| MoggieX 11 Jun : 11:27 to 25 Jul : 15:44
Evil Sausages has bingo wings? |UKMD| MoggieX 03 Jun : 14:43 to 11 Jun : 11:27
Victim | Konvict to join Team MX? |UKMD| MoggieX 05 Apr : 11:16 to 03 Jun : 14:43
Jimmy PussyCat should be SPADE for his language on TeamSpeak? |UKMD| MoggieX 05 Mar : 19:00 to 05 Apr : 11:16
Awordofcaution is a n00b? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Feb : 15:35 to 05 Mar : 19:00
Moggies, 'ere lads, come here I got something to show you' - *BAM* Flash Bang gone off - *White Screen* was... |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Jan : 10:38 to 17 Feb : 15:35
TeamJobby || Andy is a spawn camper? |UKMD| MoggieX 14 Jan : 16:50 to 25 Jan : 10:38
TeamJobby || Andy is a Spawn Camper? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 Jan : 21:44 to 14 Jan : 16:50
Eukrate was the only person to say 'no' to the previous poll 'Burn Eukrate'? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Dec : 17:11 to 06 Jan : 21:44
Burn Eukrate? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Dec : 10:12 to 17 Dec : 17:11
Guess the Data Transfer in Files this month
(Just for the file downloads, [maps etc..] not the actual server itself)
|UKMD| MoggieX 11 Dec : 01:32 to 17 Dec : 10:12
Quote (in a squaling voice): "WTF Somone spawned a [censored] tree " Has to be: |UKMD| MoggieX 20 Nov : 13:38 to 11 Dec : 01:32
The $16000 at every round start is.... |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Nov : 08:40 to 20 Nov : 13:38
n00b Awards 2007
I've taken the pics from the forums and included them in our very own, spot the n00b competition.
The winner will be crowned 'n00b of the year' in 1 weeks time.
Vote for as many as you want using the tick boxe
|UKMD| MoggieX 29 Oct : 13:55 to 15 Nov : 08:40

The number 6 in the background of Nath's image is ???
|UKMD| MoggieX 23 Oct : 18:09 to 29 Oct : 13:55
We have a 'victim' with over 130 hours of gaming time, do you think its about time we recruited the n00blet? |UKMD| MoggieX 22 Oct : 16:36 to 23 Oct : 18:09
Victim | Joe is a chav? |UKMD| MoggieX 01 Oct : 19:24 to 22 Oct : 16:36
Should Flash Bangs be Removed? |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Sep : 00:18 to 01 Oct : 19:24
Lag kills are the best? |UKMD| MoggieX 22 Sep : 13:42 to 25 Sep : 00:18
Maps for Server Rotation (You may select more than one, but selecting ALL is pointless, ubless u want em all that is!) |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Aug : 16:48 to 22 Sep : 13:42
The new 'SaySounds' plugin on our server is: |UKMD| MoggieX 16 Aug : 13:14 to 24 Aug : 16:48
Manny is a n00blet? |UKMD| MoggieX 22 Jul : 23:30 to 16 Aug : 13:14
The Map Vote: Stay or Delete!
You choose which maps stay or get deleted from the rotation!
|UKMD| MoggieX 15 Jul : 16:45 to 22 Jul : 23:30
Stay or Go! The Map Vote for Friday!
(Voting will be enbaled for public voting on Friday)
|UKMD| MoggieX 10 Jul : 11:13 to 15 Jul : 16:45
Ignoring the main public server, what type of other server style mods would you like to be part of the Team MX server array? (you may select more than one choice) |UKMD| MoggieX 02 Jul : 10:47 to 10 Jul : 11:13
Team MX | Donut should get eaten? |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Jun : 10:56 to 02 Jul : 10:47
n00blet is a real word? |UKMD| MoggieX 19 Jun : 16:30 to 24 Jun : 10:56
I am a n00b and proud of it? |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Jun : 15:53 to 19 Jun : 16:30
I will be buying TFC2 as soon as it is released? |UKMD| MoggieX 02 Jun : 07:35 to 15 Jun : 15:53
Matt should be banned from the website after too many beers? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 May : 10:21 to 02 Jun : 07:35
Should we have a mod so that when a player spawns they get a free weapons, such as a knife, MP5 & a HE Nade? |UKMD| MoggieX 02 May : 19:10 to 06 May : 10:21
Should KnifeKill Join Team MX ? |UKMD| MoggieX 16 Apr : 18:31 to 01 Jan : 01:00
Should SkEeZ join Team MX? |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Apr : 16:34 to 16 Apr : 18:31
Should Black Panther join Team MX? |UKMD| MoggieX 13 Apr : 22:38 to 15 Apr : 16:34
Where has Barney Gone? |UKMD| MoggieX 14 Mar : 00:01 to 13 Apr : 22:38
Bats = n00b ? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 Mar : 23:46 to 14 Mar : 00:01
Should we enable 'Public' players on our server to use a set of custom player skins, like Team MX players have? |UKMD| MoggieX 03 Mar : 19:10 to 06 Mar : 23:46
Winnit is a... ??? |UKMD| MoggieX 21 Feb : 15:48 to 03 Mar : 19:10
We should reset the ranks on the server? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 Feb : 15:46 to 21 Feb : 15:48
I change my steam password... |UKMD| MoggieX 04 Feb : 17:46 to 06 Feb : 15:46
Winnit has been practicing with his nade throwing... |UKMD| MoggieX 29 Jan : 14:25 to 04 Feb : 17:46
When Winnit is on the apposing team, I feel.... |UKMD| MoggieX 26 Jan : 14:31 to 29 Jan : 14:25
Winnit has a nasty habit of... |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Jan : 01:04 to 26 Jan : 14:31
Winnit is a Team Flasher? |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Jan : 11:31 to 25 Jan : 01:04
Weapon Restrictions should be... |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Jan : 02:06 to 24 Jan : 11:31
The de_dust2 Modifications Are? |UKMD| MoggieX 13 Jan : 14:27 to 17 Jan : 02:06
Fight Night Was..... |UKMD| MoggieX 05 Jan : 10:55 to 13 Jan : 14:27
What do u think of MX admins giving out free cash reserves? |UKMD| MoggieX 28 Dec : 11:37 to 05 Jan : 10:55
What do u think of the !bet mod? |UKMD| MoggieX 26 Dec : 19:48 to 28 Dec : 11:37
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