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Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

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Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman

1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman

Luck ;) More of Eksman's vids can be found here.

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TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

Fail Pyro domiNOES, n00bs galore and some nice stalking of |UKMD| Jolly. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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Evil Sausages - Eat My Marrow

Sausages pulls off a sick 5man in B. More of Lagmonster's vids can be found here.

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TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night

UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is not happy. Thats two theme nights now, and he still hasn't broken the server. |UKMD| Nades makes it look sooo easy as well, and this gets right up |UKMD| CAWA's nose, past all his nose hair.More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is in the middle of a mid life crisis. This means that he is currently on the hunt for a woman half his age, is looking to buy a ferrari, thinks he looks good in a thong and wants to relive his childhood. To help him through this terrible, terrible time in his life, we let him run a CS:S Childrens TV themed night. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

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CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

  • 5manz
  • Clay n00b Shooting
  • L4D | Safari Jim: Survival
  • Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska
  • 1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman
  • TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim
  • Evil Sausages - Eat My Marrow
  • TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night
  • Beauty and the Beast Fight Night
  • Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night
  • A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots
  • CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

Welcome!

Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...
Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

Join Our Community!
As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration.

To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.

Poll #184

n00b Awards 2007
I've taken the pics from the forums and included them in our very own, spot the n00b competition.
The winner will be crowned 'n00b of the year' in 1 weeks time.
Vote for as many as you want using the tick boxe
Posted by |UKMD| MoggieX.
active from Mon 29 Oct 07 - 13:55 to Thu 15 Nov 07 - 08:40.
votes: 497
Moggiex
  
12.27% [Votes: 61]
Dunk
  
5.84% [Votes: 29]
SoulReaper
  
4.43% [Votes: 22]
Riley
  
7.85% [Votes: 39]
DangerMouse
  
2.62% [Votes: 13]
Fear & Loathing
  
2.01% [Votes: 10]
Syxx
  
5.03% [Votes: 25]
Retro
  
2.82% [Votes: 14]
Riley #2
  
3.82% [Votes: 19]
Stefan
  
2.41% [Votes: 12]
Wolfie
  
1.01% [Votes: 5]
Gilly
  
1.41% [Votes: 7]
SniperChild
  
2.82% [Votes: 14]
PyschoGirl
  
6.64% [Votes: 33]
Matovich
  
1.21% [Votes: 6]
Krucial
  
4.43% [Votes: 22]
Joe [Chav]
  
4.02% [Votes: 20]
Soulreaper #2
  
1.61% [Votes: 8]
Ste
  
3.02% [Votes: 15]
Safari Jim + n00blet
  
12.27% [Votes: 61]
Teleporno
  
2.62% [Votes: 13]
Gunshou
  
1.81% [Votes: 9]
Nades
  
3.62% [Votes: 18]
McEksman
  
1.81% [Votes: 9]
FootieMad
  
2.62% [Votes: 13]


|UKMD|Riley says:
29 Oct : 14:53

Why isn't Footie Mad's cat there for me to vote for ?!



|UKMD| Nades says:
29 Oct : 15:15

I thought PyschoGirl would be winning this hands down, when you consider (as far as I know) she is the only young woman in the community.
But it is still early.......
Does Moggie have Poll Hax as well????

|UKMD|DUNK says:
29 Oct : 15:18

nades meet Sally. Sally, this is Nades. now when you meet online you can shoot him in the back of the head!

|UKMD| Nades says:
29 Oct : 15:29

lol just read theres another one!
shooting me in the back would be harsh...
Stabbing me.....well that would deserve a good banjoing!

MX| /Joe/ says:
29 Oct : 15:32

Has to be Mr I like to go on Safari Jim to win

LagMonster says:
29 Oct : 16:47

Im sure that Gunshou wont be happy - uve stuck his mate on Gunshou was the guy on the left of that pic
doh!

Good luck n00bs

|UKMD| Insert-n-h says:
29 Oct : 16:52

Got to be between Pyschogirl and Riley.

What's that, what do ya mean Rileys not a woman LOL

|UKMD| st3fan^ says:
29 Oct : 17:51

got to be riley

Footie Mad says:
29 Oct : 19:35

hahaha voted for riley just because he wud of voted my cat

Team MX|Gunshou says:
29 Oct : 21:13

i vote Psychogirl ^_^ she always kills me first somehow

and yes Moggs, i am the guy on the right side of my picture the left one is my super hyper emo/punk/goth/hippie friend

|UKMD| safari jim says:
30 Oct : 02:06

dont vote for me! im not that n00b really, i just pretend to be........honest

Team MX|Gunshou says:
30 Oct : 08:05

yeah that's what we all say

Syxx says:
30 Oct : 08:27

I'm sure the "Soulreaper # 2" is actually Achilles

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:
30 Oct : 09:01

Ye Gunshou is other guy and SoulReaper #2 is Achilles not me
lol I voted for my boob guy

|UKMD| safari jim says:
30 Oct : 11:44

nades looks a little like elias koteas, the actor from such fils as tmnt (the 1990 version) and the prophecy.:

|UKMD| Nades says:
30 Oct : 12:33

lol!!!!!

My secret is out, Holloywood just doesnt have the same appeal to me as CS:S does!

|UKMD|Riley says:
30 Oct : 15:26

I love the fact that Moggie's posted the wrong pictures ! How could anybody else win the n00b award ?!

NubbieX FTW ! !lol

|UKMD|Riley says:
30 Oct : 15:35

And talking about lookalikes - doesn't Moggie look a bit like George Clooney ?

Like they've both got 2 eyes, and a mouth .......

Team MX|Gunshou says:
30 Oct : 17:12

and soulreaper looks like Gene Simmons from KISS with his Tongue

Krucial with a K says:
30 Oct : 23:49

who voted 4 mr Krucial then

axeLsson says:
31 Oct : 09:35

I did LOL

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:
31 Oct : 16:54

go go NubbieX

MҲ: Herbosus says:
01 Nov : 01:43

SAFARI JIM has to win, as he uses a NOOB CANNON more than anyone else up their! All the rest are M4 / AK bitches!

MG FTW!!

Teleporno says:
01 Nov : 02:09

Krucial looks about 12 lol

Team MX|Gunshou says:
01 Nov : 06:10

he sure looks underage to be drinking already

|UKMD| safari jim says:
01 Nov : 09:07

herbs first comment for 5 months is about me! !amazed the strong emotions this evokes...........brings a tear to my eye.....

|UKMD| MoggieX says:
04 Nov : 01:35

vote for Jim!

So I don;t get accused of voting for myself!!

Matt

|UKMD| safari jim says:
04 Nov : 09:26

surely theres someone n00ber than me?
what about all the people who ask what the website is after skipping past the server startpage and ignoring the multitude of green messages in chat?

my votes for them, the collective n00bs!

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:
04 Nov : 10:46

Nooo thats not n00bish enough J!M
I think u and Mogg should take the crown
2 Ubern00blets share the throne

Team MX|Gunshou says:
04 Nov : 18:38

that makes me not noob so i must be an expert in CSS !alien

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:
05 Nov : 07:21

Mogg stop adding votes to J!M we all know that u must share the crown with him

Teleporno says:
05 Nov : 17:13

Alright, own up, whos been voting for me?

|UKMD| safari jim says:
05 Nov : 17:31

that was me. sorry

axeLsson says:
06 Nov : 19:14

Krucail Looks well dodgey LOL

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:
07 Nov : 13:58

Take that beer from Krucial and give it to me, he is too young

Team MX|Gunshou says:
07 Nov : 21:41

Beer = distastefull!! alcohol tastes bad *puke*

|UKMD| Nades says:
08 Nov : 08:51

WHAT!!!!!!

Alcohol is the basis of life!
Just look at Scotland!

UKMD :.MajoR.: says:
08 Nov : 12:17

ROFL NADES
Scotland here I come

Previous polls

Title Posted by Active
|UKMD| Smit Hax? |UKMD| safari jim 22 Jun : 15:15 to 29 Jun : 23:34
I Hate Spies |UKMD| MoggieX 15 May : 00:04 to 22 Jun : 15:15
I'm Mc Luvin the New Website Design? |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Apr : 23:23 to 15 May : 00:04
Victim| Major eyeswater, Liquid Bam Bams dad to be recruited? |UKMD| safari jim 16 Apr : 16:30 to 24 Apr : 23:23
What would you do? |UKMD| MoggieX 02 Mar : 11:47 to 16 Apr : 16:30
Burn Bats? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Nov : 19:24 to 02 Mar : 11:47
Timebomb |UKMD|Alex ? |UKMD| MoggieX 12 Sep : 15:35 to 17 Nov : 19:24
Timebomb Team MҲ | CAWA ? |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Jul : 15:44 to 12 Sep : 15:35
Do you have/own TFC (Team Fortress Classic) ? |UKMD| MoggieX 11 Jun : 11:27 to 25 Jul : 15:44
Evil Sausages has bingo wings? |UKMD| MoggieX 03 Jun : 14:43 to 11 Jun : 11:27
Victim | Konvict to join Team MX? |UKMD| MoggieX 05 Apr : 11:16 to 03 Jun : 14:43
Jimmy PussyCat should be SPADE for his language on TeamSpeak? |UKMD| MoggieX 05 Mar : 19:00 to 05 Apr : 11:16
Awordofcaution is a n00b? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Feb : 15:35 to 05 Mar : 19:00
Moggies, 'ere lads, come here I got something to show you' - *BAM* Flash Bang gone off - *White Screen* was... |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Jan : 10:38 to 17 Feb : 15:35
TeamJobby || Andy is a spawn camper? |UKMD| MoggieX 14 Jan : 16:50 to 25 Jan : 10:38
TeamJobby || Andy is a Spawn Camper? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 Jan : 21:44 to 14 Jan : 16:50
Eukrate was the only person to say 'no' to the previous poll 'Burn Eukrate'? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Dec : 17:11 to 06 Jan : 21:44
Burn Eukrate? |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Dec : 10:12 to 17 Dec : 17:11
Guess the Data Transfer in Files this month
(Just for the file downloads, [maps etc..] not the actual server itself)		 |UKMD| MoggieX 11 Dec : 01:32 to 17 Dec : 10:12
Quote (in a squaling voice): "WTF Somone spawned a [censored] tree " Has to be: |UKMD| MoggieX 20 Nov : 13:38 to 11 Dec : 01:32
The $16000 at every round start is.... |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Nov : 08:40 to 20 Nov : 13:38
n00b Awards 2007
I've taken the pics from the forums and included them in our very own, spot the n00b competition.
The winner will be crowned 'n00b of the year' in 1 weeks time.
Vote for as many as you want using the tick boxe		 |UKMD| MoggieX 29 Oct : 13:55 to 15 Nov : 08:40

The number 6 in the background of Nath's image is ???		 |UKMD| MoggieX 23 Oct : 18:09 to 29 Oct : 13:55
We have a 'victim' with over 130 hours of gaming time, do you think its about time we recruited the n00blet? |UKMD| MoggieX 22 Oct : 16:36 to 23 Oct : 18:09
Victim | Joe is a chav? |UKMD| MoggieX 01 Oct : 19:24 to 22 Oct : 16:36
Should Flash Bangs be Removed? |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Sep : 00:18 to 01 Oct : 19:24
Lag kills are the best? |UKMD| MoggieX 22 Sep : 13:42 to 25 Sep : 00:18
Maps for Server Rotation (You may select more than one, but selecting ALL is pointless, ubless u want em all that is!) |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Aug : 16:48 to 22 Sep : 13:42
The new 'SaySounds' plugin on our server is: |UKMD| MoggieX 16 Aug : 13:14 to 24 Aug : 16:48
Manny is a n00blet? |UKMD| MoggieX 22 Jul : 23:30 to 16 Aug : 13:14
The Map Vote: Stay or Delete!
You choose which maps stay or get deleted from the rotation!		 |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Jul : 16:45 to 22 Jul : 23:30
Stay or Go! The Map Vote for Friday!
(Voting will be enbaled for public voting on Friday)		 |UKMD| MoggieX 10 Jul : 11:13 to 15 Jul : 16:45
Ignoring the main public server, what type of other server style mods would you like to be part of the Team MX server array? (you may select more than one choice) |UKMD| MoggieX 02 Jul : 10:47 to 10 Jul : 11:13
Team MX | Donut should get eaten? |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Jun : 10:56 to 02 Jul : 10:47
n00blet is a real word? |UKMD| MoggieX 19 Jun : 16:30 to 24 Jun : 10:56
I am a n00b and proud of it? |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Jun : 15:53 to 19 Jun : 16:30
I will be buying TFC2 as soon as it is released? |UKMD| MoggieX 02 Jun : 07:35 to 15 Jun : 15:53
Matt should be banned from the website after too many beers? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 May : 10:21 to 02 Jun : 07:35
Should we have a mod so that when a player spawns they get a free weapons, such as a knife, MP5 & a HE Nade? |UKMD| MoggieX 02 May : 19:10 to 06 May : 10:21
Should KnifeKill Join Team MX ? |UKMD| MoggieX 16 Apr : 18:31 to 01 Jan : 01:00
Should SkEeZ join Team MX? |UKMD| MoggieX 15 Apr : 16:34 to 16 Apr : 18:31
Should Black Panther join Team MX? |UKMD| MoggieX 13 Apr : 22:38 to 15 Apr : 16:34
Where has Barney Gone? |UKMD| MoggieX 14 Mar : 00:01 to 13 Apr : 22:38
Bats = n00b ? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 Mar : 23:46 to 14 Mar : 00:01
Should we enable 'Public' players on our server to use a set of custom player skins, like Team MX players have? |UKMD| MoggieX 03 Mar : 19:10 to 06 Mar : 23:46
Winnit is a... ??? |UKMD| MoggieX 21 Feb : 15:48 to 03 Mar : 19:10
We should reset the ranks on the server? |UKMD| MoggieX 06 Feb : 15:46 to 21 Feb : 15:48
I change my steam password... |UKMD| MoggieX 04 Feb : 17:46 to 06 Feb : 15:46
Winnit has been practicing with his nade throwing... |UKMD| MoggieX 29 Jan : 14:25 to 04 Feb : 17:46
When Winnit is on the apposing team, I feel.... |UKMD| MoggieX 26 Jan : 14:31 to 29 Jan : 14:25
Winnit has a nasty habit of... |UKMD| MoggieX 25 Jan : 01:04 to 26 Jan : 14:31
Winnit is a Team Flasher? |UKMD| MoggieX 24 Jan : 11:31 to 25 Jan : 01:04
Weapon Restrictions should be... |UKMD| MoggieX 17 Jan : 02:06 to 24 Jan : 11:31
The de_dust2 Modifications Are? |UKMD| MoggieX 13 Jan : 14:27 to 17 Jan : 02:06
Fight Night Was..... |UKMD| MoggieX 05 Jan : 10:55 to 13 Jan : 14:27
What do u think of MX admins giving out free cash reserves? |UKMD| MoggieX 28 Dec : 11:37 to 05 Jan : 10:55
What do u think of the !bet mod? |UKMD| MoggieX 26 Dec : 19:48 to 28 Dec : 11:37
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