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Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

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Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

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TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

Fail Pyro domiNOES, n00bs galore and some nice stalking of |UKMD| Jolly. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night

UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is not happy. Thats two theme nights now, and he still hasn't broken the server. |UKMD| Nades makes it look sooo easy as well, and this gets right up |UKMD| CAWA's nose, past all his nose hair.More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is in the middle of a mid life crisis. This means that he is currently on the hunt for a woman half his age, is looking to buy a ferrari, thinks he looks good in a thong and wants to relive his childhood. To help him through this terrible, terrible time in his life, we let him run a CS:S Childrens TV themed night. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

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CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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Welcome!

Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...

Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

Join Our Community!
As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration.

To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.
Nov 12
Fight Night

Well, as well as much n00bness, carnage, and "gibbing" last night accross a variety of maps on TF2, we managed, successfully to hold a minutes silence around the cart at 9:30pm on PL_Goldrush, followed by a mass melee brawl!

although |UKMD| Dunk had to ban a [censored] who didn't see why we should pay our respects to "a bunch of old fogeys we will never meet" what a [censored]. F.O. please mr "sloth456" you are the scum of the earth.

Amid the destruction and cart pushing, we recruited a flying (with the help of a "few" slaps ) Heavy, and also a flying (again, bind k "sm_slap ribbed" FTW ) sniper.

So a big warm welcome to a pair of n00bs br />
|UKMD| Ribbed
|UKMD| Smallguy


Both of whom took their timebombing quite well


Sponsors Edited to include the additions since this morning

While Moggies completely snowed under at work, I have been looking after the sponsorship side of things.
Unfortunantly, I Я n00b and haven't for the life of me a scooby doo how to edit the unique page under the giant "donate" button, so we all should thank the following people, some of whom are repeat sponsors, for contributing to moggies server rackspace rental bill:

|UKMD|Sprayer
|UKMD|Oldman (twice)
|UKMD|Gus
|UKMD|Greybeard (twice)
|UKMD|Cheezy grin
|UKMD|Dunk
|UKMD|Quincy
|UKMD|Da_ging
|UKMD|Monkey wrench
|UKMD|Gwee
|UKMD|Unhinged
|UKMD|Insert-name-here
|UKMD|Old-git (twice)
|UKMD|Bmwman540
|UKMD|Pistols_the_pirate
|UKMD|Twinkle
|UKMD|Simpology
|UKMD|DMW
|UKMD|Johnbe
|UKMD|Heavy metal
|UKMD|T1dal
|UKMD|Tyephoon boom


And also to regular server inhabitants:

Senra
Teamjobby|| Tom
Lance dark
Shouou
Matto1990
Winged Guardian

Its good to see that not only |UKMD| show love for the servers, the community thanks you all.

Damn Shame

Unfornunately, not every one shows this. after more than a few requests to adjust his name, |UKMD| Mikem, has been banned for pushing his luck, advertising on the main server and showing a very, very poor attitude to a core admin.

A compromise had been reached, which IMHO was very generous of the core admins, considering a few wanted to ban him straight away, and he threw it back in our face when we weren't looking.

4:06 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] be anal about it, and cry im stealing people away which is a completely false accusation
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] or just accept i work for a GSP, and that i'm always going to have either [link removed], or [link removed] in my name
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] so if your going to ban me
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] get on with it
4:07 - UKMD | MikeM - [link removed] I really dont have the patience for this petty crap

Neither do we m8y, neither do we.

No advertising means No advertising

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Comments

|UKMD| Nick says:

Crongratz to UKMD ribbed and UKMD smallguy
Thankyou very much to all donators (spelling?)
Goodbye MikeM

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|UKMD|DUNK says:

Welcome new noobs, both whom i saw lastnight
Bye Mike, rules are rules but your attitude sucks matey.

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UKMD :.MajoR.: says:

Big thank you for my side 2

Congratz to new n00blets who r recruited

One advice stay n00blets and have fun.

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|UKMD| Lamb++ says:

good ban and 2 fresh, lovely new n00bs to replace the knob that we lost.

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Blissett says:

Had a great time last night especially setting a new PB for headshots Also enjoyed having a full and frank discussion with a muppet who refused to understand what constitutes acceptable language. However, apparently I "hurt his feelings" so that made me happy.

Congrats to Ribbed and Smallguy who both seemed to enjoy their slapping from J!m rather more than is healthy..............

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Sylarrr says:

Welcome n00bs

ty for keeping server going guys...I shall try and give money once i got a job o.0

and bye byez Mike =(

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|UKMD| onionrage says:

Congrats to the n00bs. Welcome to the finest gaming communtiy on the planet. You know the score, do what you can to keep UKMD what it is and what it stands for.

Although I wasn't about last night, I just want to say that its great that you folks had the minutes silence, it nice to hear that in this day and age us UKMD people have got the ability to pay a little respect to those that may no longer have the chance to.

As for the guy that hadn't got the mental strength to pay a little respect, I'd like to take you a walk round the streets of baghdad or helmand province and then see if you think respect should be given, are we all old fogeys you pointless little scum bag??

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UKMD The Lonely Wolf says:

I OWE YOU £25
At least
Get paid a week tomorrow, so will put that on the top of list of things to do. It's overdue on my part really. . .

Secondly, welcome to the new noobs, and congratulations (que (sp?) cheesy song)

Thirdly, may i suggest that we alter the Victim form to ask such questions as whether people work for/are part of any clans/online communities etc?
Just a thought

What a sensible comment by myself!

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|UKMD| Bourne says:

Congratz n00bs!!

Makes me wonder why he joined in the 1st place.... No good 4 nothing....

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Dougal says:

A damn shame its is. More and more old members disappearing . Deserved teh ban though. Awesome idea about the minuters silence aswell. Wish i had known, otherwise i would have joined.

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Stu FATE says:

Good fight night and a very respectful minutes silence and a fun melee too .

warning .... rant-alert... rant-alert!!

As for the f@@@-tard mother f@@@@@@ w@@@@@ who doesn't understand the very concept of respecting those brave souls who have given their lives or indeed put their lives in harms way just so that HE can actually HAVE that attitude I am VERY GLAD that Dunk kick/banned/gave him a 'stern' talking to!!!!

Sorry rant over but I was f@@@@@@ furious with the little s@@@ !!!

Back to the thread..

Congrats again to the new noobs bb MikeM (rules is rules eh).

Donators we salute you (gotta get that sorted out myself cash is a bit strapped in my house at the mo )

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Simpology says:

I Я n00b and haven't for the life of me a scooby doo how to edit the unique page under the giant "donate" button,

Why aren't more people insulting j!m?

I also find it humerous that Mike refered to it as a petty probably even though he wouldn't let it go

Bye mike

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Simpology says:

Why wouldn't it let me edit the above post xD

Anywho, also, welcome to the two n00bies.

Ribbed, you remind me of condoms and Smallguy, may your healing hands continue to help many a n00bie pyro on the road to j!m-dom in tf2 ^_^

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|UKMD| Cocidius says:

welcome new noobs, thanks to everyone who donated and a nice big FO! to mikem

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|UKMD| Melon says:

welcome new guys ive played with small guy a few times, you noobs need mics so I can shout at you more

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|UKMD| JohnBe says:

Congratulations to the new noobs!

Excellent minute silence and melee afterwards.

I didn't see what what the "f@@@-tard mother f@@@@@@ w@@@@@" (well put Stu) said prior to the silence. I figured from the reactions it wasn't good. Now I know I'm glad you banned him. I'd back Onionrage's suggestion to take him for a walk in Iraq or Afganistan.

Apart from that, thanks once again for a fun evening.

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|UKMD|DUNK says:

for my part in kicking the tit what "didnt think he had to be respectful, coz he didnt know anyone in WW 1" i make no apologies for my swift actions. My dad was in the Army before i was born and my brother had a long service record and most recently my nephew joined up, best thing he could have done.
utmost respect to the likes of the Onionrages who put THEIR ass on the line for us.

And for the poor soles who died serving our country,

"Your bravery cannot be described, and will never be forgotten."

Apologies to anyone offended by my colourful language, i am not above the rules but standards must be kept and i should learn to deal with these tits quietly. dont think anyone was offended, but nevertheless.

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|UKMD| safari jim says:

Sometimes Dunk, There are times when that sort of language can be, not only excused, but seen as absolutely necessary.

Playing L4D on expert with gambit and tele is the other time that this is true

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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder says:

Welcome New N00bs! Congrats!

As for Mike..:


Business & Pleasure do not mix. Learn(ed) it the hard way.

Broeder

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|UKMD| Zakmal says:

Its good to see that the [censored] filter is still working after nearly 2 years Moggie would be well proud
welcome to the newbies
Remember all you UKMD memebers there is always a n00b watching you and your behaviour

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alexmrb says:

Grats to the new n00bs! (who are they?!!! TF2ers?) !shy

Thanks to the newest members of the Lara Skin club

And MikeM!! Bye

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.Tito's Funeral. says:

congrats guys... welcome to our world.

MikeM, shame cos I liked you, but that was baaaad attitude.

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TeamJobby || Tom says:

I only see it as fair that a pay a share for the server(s) I like to play most on.

Can't whack having the money thing either, I'll always donate when there's something spare that doesn't go to rent, bills or beer.

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Teamjobby || Andy says:

Mike mate... FO FTW GTF

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Teamjobby || Andy says:

he works for gsp?... link
LMAO

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