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CoCo
Sun Nov 16 08, 02:32AM

Registered Member #1513
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Victim Form:

Name: Courtney

In Game Name: CoCO

Steamfriends name (so people can add you): CoCo

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please): 1989 19

Gender: Male

Location: Edinburgh

Three Words which describe you best:
1.Noob
2.Friendly
3.Sprayer

CS:S or TF2 or both? Cs:s

--------------------------------------------------------------Counter Strike Source Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------


Skill Level CS:S(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High? Mid


How often do you play Counter Strike Source? Not as much as i would like lol


How long have you been playing Counter Strike Source? 3 or 4 years now

Please state how often you are actively taking part in Css:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day (tick)
Other......?


--------------------------------------------------------------------Team Fortress 2 Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------
(optional)


Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High?

How often do you play Team Fortress2?


How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2?


What is you're favourite Tf2 class?


Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?

-----------------------------------------------------------------General Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

Which UKMD server do you play on the most? Noob Friendly


What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server? Fun n filled with noobs


What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community? To be part of the team and having fun on the severs


What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community? being the biggest noob



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|UKMD| Melon
Sun Nov 16 08, 10:14AM
Melons gunna getcha

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Hello and good luck with the app. Your the biggest noob oh my thats pretty hard in this community lolz

Im the resident spam queen (on and off) Melon im sure you will meet broeders unique version of spam shortly


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Kurai /Kes
Sun Nov 16 08, 10:15AM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

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hey dude. welcome to the application process. (even tho you kept stealing my kills last night )

you should get some info from one of the cores (proberably broeder he enjoys this bit)

and i shall see thee in game.


Kes


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Kurai /Kes
Sun Nov 16 08, 10:16AM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

Hello and good luck with the app. Your the biggest noob oh my thats pretty hard in this community lolz

Im the resident spam queen (on and off) Melon im sure you will meet broeders unique version of spam shortly


haha you beat me to it melon!


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|UKMD| Smit
Sun Nov 16 08, 11:29AM
The n00b that could not leave

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oh dear spammed already, its only the third reply! played wif u last nite, was good fun, good luck wif the application and makes sure to come to css fight nights : thursdays and sundays at 7:30 as this is wen recruitment happens



You wont see me until its too late
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Gus
Sun Nov 16 08, 01:55PM
Gus

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think we had a little knife skirmish yesterday, good to see an app and gl.
Come to fight nights, join the steam group and add some ukmd as steam friends and you should be in very soon
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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Tue Nov 18 08, 11:49AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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CoCo wrote ...

Three Words which describe you best:
1.Noob
2.Friendly
3.Sprayer


So, we have ourselfs an n00bFriendlySprayer then, eh?

Can't have enough of those, can we?

Hi CoCo, welcome to The Webby!

Seen you ingame, here's due coursework!

Bit of homework for you:

|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

I'd suggest you check this thread fairly regularly until you get a very big (but helpful) post from |UKMD| Broeder. You can ignore anything after that, it'll just be spam :D

Why, thank you !heart neon !heart !
Just for the record: anything ABOVE this post is SPAM too...


THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS HERE THREAD

by me anyways...

Here we (=you) go:

DO NOT EVER HAVE TO GO HERE link !!

Did u READ link and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet? you already been here

Memorize this link : it's all about catching cheaters...

tat_sun on hackers:
|UKMD| tat_sun wrote ...

Vid below







If you need to get a message through to admins ingame:
use teamchat and start your message with @

Be sure to have CoreAdmins link (a.k.a BanHammers) in your steamfriends list!

whiplash wrote ...

...btw your link to the clan admin roaster doesnt work, it says link cannnot be found

AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

I so dislike that when that happens...

Please check steamgroup instead, they're there...Most of us are like
-|UKMD| <name>
It's the - that gives us away....
link
add as much as you can, not all the steam administrators are Core Admins...

Watch this link if your skill drops to less then zero

How to put a You Tube video in:
Instead of { and }, use [and]. I've used the {} because otherwise the text won't show.
1: Get the video code: youtube.com/watch?v=ndNsEi5EUK0 by highlighting & copy
This is the url without the www part because the text won't show else...
2: type this: {yt.400,.400}{/yt}
3:paste the videocode between the }{, so it'll look like this:
{yt.400,.400}ndNsEi5EUK0{/yt}
1 more important thing: every . in that line is a space!!
Presto: the result:






It could be that ur not allowed to post pic's & vid's due to websecurity reasons...we'll handle them for you.

NICE: UKMD You Tube Channel: link

link IMPORTANT PLACE !!

Also a place of interest link

Wanna make a movie:

|UKMDl Teleporno wrote ...

link
read that


Ming wrote ...

Lol I got banned of a server for talking over the mic apparently the mic was reserved for admins !grr


Have you got TS installed already?

DUNK on links:
DUNK wrote ...

screw all the links (apart from the code of conduct_. get yourself on teamspeak, fastest way into |UKMD| known to man


BE VERY SURE TO READ THE TITO QUOTE...



Tito on stupidity:
.Tito's Funeral. wrote ...

Since people have loaded hax in the past and then claimed their brother, did it, |UKMD| now does not accept this as a reaon to be unbanned.
So guys, be warned. If you share your computer with others, make sure they know NOT to load anything into CSS, or change the password and don't tell them. It's your resposibility to make sure there are no hax on your computer.


and

|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

...and one tip that I think Broeder left out (I'm not reading through his post all over again ) is that playing on the fight nights is one of the quickest way to get to know everyone (fight nights are not UKMD only) :
Tuesdays 7:30 = TF2 fight night
CS:S fight night... I have no idea :?


Well, neon's right: fightnights are important!

CS:S : Thursday / Sunday....Sunday's are recruiternights....


Yet another

MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER POST BY BROEDER


Stuee wrote ...

FO


Have fun, enjoy your stay in the vic department...recruitement could take a while, be patience etc...

did you put the right |VICTIM| tags up?


Cheers,
Broeder



alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD|TheNeedleSlave
Tue Nov 18 08, 01:20PM
Rehab Is for Quitters

Registered Member #1268
Joined: Sun Aug 10 08, 02:41PM
Posts: 125
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Hello and welcome Courtney.
Nice applicaton lol. good luck with the application and enjoy your time with us




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Kurai /Kes
Tue Nov 18 08, 03:08PM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

Registered Member #1458
Joined: Tue Oct 14 08, 10:05PM
Posts: 402
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Her name was Coco, she was a showgirl... *hums a little* (doesn't know the song)

At the Coco (CO!), CococoBANA!!
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Coco (CO!), CococoBAAAAAAAAAANA!!



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CoCo
Wed Nov 19 08, 01:04PM

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Posts: 7
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lol Broeder that took ages to read. i added all the admins in the steam community but not all the memeber lol coz thers like 600+ of them


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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 19 08, 01:06PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Posts: 3348
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im upset you wouldnt want a melon as a friend hmph


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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Wed Nov 19 08, 01:33PM
There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314
Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 12:36PM
Posts: 4707
Thanked 162 times in 160 posts
Is CoCo in your Harem yet?


alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 19 08, 01:34PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Posts: 3348
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no not even on my friends list he doesnt want no slice o melon


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|UKMD| Joe xD
Wed Nov 19 08, 02:21PM
tmp nubcake

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Posts: 659
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how doodles you knifing nooblet you =D
well, another edinbugger eh?
when you turn 18 we'll have to get out for a pint =P

good luck with your app, i'll see you in game!



come to the TMP, only it can save you.
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Kurai /Kes
Wed Nov 19 08, 04:04PM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

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|UKMD| Joe xD wrote ...

how doodles you knifing nooblet you =D
well, another edinbugger eh?
when you turn 18 we'll have to get out for a pint =P

good luck with your app, i'll see you in game!


joe, the top post says he's 19.

now my Alevel maths qualifacation tells me that 19>18

should you have any problems please visit the following sites:

link
link
link
link
and
link

-edit- oh and he didn't add me either. most likely because i refered to him via song as lola the showgirl.

ach well. what'ya gonna do.

[ Edited Wed Nov 19 08, 04:05PM ]


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CoCo
Thu Nov 20 08, 06:14PM

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lol joe im 19 i can already go to the pub


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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 20 08, 06:28PM
Melons gunna getcha

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look he still snubs us kurai!


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|UKMD| Joe xD
Thu Nov 20 08, 08:37PM
tmp nubcake

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yeah okay my last post was written whilst rather drunk, and 7's and 9's look similar!
shu'up.
=D
whereabouts in edinburgh do you stay?



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Doffen[Nor]
Thu Nov 20 08, 09:09PM
doffen

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Welcom to UKMD. the bigges NORWEGIAN clan/community.

hahahehehe..MWUAHAHAHHAHA


MWAHAHAHAHH AHAHAH MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>:D


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|UKMD| Melon
Fri Nov 21 08, 07:56AM
Melons gunna getcha

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lol Doffen you twist this UKMD to your own ends!!


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|UKMD| safari jim
Fri Nov 21 08, 09:17AM
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ¯\(º_o)/¯ link


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Posts: 8717
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Website
kept us all company till the early hours wednesday night, decent bloke!

Welcome m8y



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|UKMD| Melon
Fri Nov 21 08, 09:43AM
Melons gunna getcha

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Watch out for Jim he doesnt reply to emails and he is my pirate hubby


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Kurai /Kes
Fri Nov 21 08, 02:14PM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

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liking the new sig melon (frst thread i've seen it in so thought i'd mension it here).

whats this about snubbing? who snubbed me? whats going on?

/snub


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|UKMD| safari jim
Fri Nov 21 08, 05:29PM
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ¯\(º_o)/¯ link


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Website
|UKMD| Melon wrote ...
Watch out for Jim he doesnt reply to emails and he is my pirate hubby


Just seen and replied.



link
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CoCo
Mon Nov 24 08, 03:56PM

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i stay in liberton. dunno if you know where that is.


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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Mon Nov 24 08, 04:17PM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|UKMD| Broeder wrote ...

Did u READ link and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet? you already been here


Mmmm...there seems to be an error in that.
Click the link & sign up...you haven't been there.

Cheers,
Sorry 4 any inconvenience,
Broeder


..and yes, I will still slap you onto roofs at pas de quartier...


alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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CoCo
Tue Nov 25 08, 10:34PM

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cool. thats me done it now.


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