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UKMD Sharp

Thu Nov 20 08, 05:47PM

eonlfux

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Ello, at last i got registered! some sort of trouble with my username (miss speled) :x

Victim Form: yes.

Name:Don

In Game Name: Sharp.

Steamfriends name (so people can add you): Sharp

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please):1984 - 24

Gender:male

Location:Breda, The Netherlands

Three Words which describe you best:
1. Cool
2. Nooby
3. Fool

CS:S or TF2 or both? Css all the way for me. + i dont have TF2

--------------------------------------------------------------Counter Strike Source Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

Skill Level CS:S(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High? -depends on time, day and alcohol . mid. ish.

How often do you play Counter Strike Source? too often? every day

How long have you been playing Counter Strike Source? almost 5 with +/- 3 years lost on the bad game, WoW

Please state how often you are actively taking part in Css:

3-4 hours per day.

-----------------------------------------------------------------General Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

Which UKMD server do you play on the most?
UKManDown.co.uk | N00B Friendly | 75 TICK | Team MX
Best and most fun by far.

What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server?
Fun great amazing!

What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community?
The great players and that thay still know how to play the game as it ment
to have fun

What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community?
Fun guy team player sharp as hell

Over and out Sharp

[ Edited Thu Nov 20 08, 08:40PM ]

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Nov 20 08, 06:59PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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are you the sharp that keeps killing me?

constantly, i feeel like ive been abused

anyways people will spam eventually,
like melon the post stealer

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

UKMD Sharp

Thu Nov 20 08, 07:16PM

eonlfux

Registered Member #1518

Joined: Tue Nov 18 08, 10:42PM
Posts: 17
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Hehe might be

|UKMD| OuTLaW

Thu Nov 20 08, 07:19PM

Registered Member #470

Joined: Fri Oct 26 07, 09:27PM
Posts: 174
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Welcome mate,

TF2 ain't for me so i'll see you on CS:S Sharp. Good luck with your application
and stay active both website and in game

UKMD Sharp

Thu Nov 20 08, 08:07PM

eonlfux

Registered Member #1518

Joined: Tue Nov 18 08, 10:42PM
Posts: 17
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Will do m8 see you in game

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Thu Nov 20 08, 08:16PM

There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314

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Posts: 4707
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Welkom!
Breda he...was da nou NEC of NAC?

Even serieus nu:

Ssharp wrote ...

Well thats it.

En dat is wat jij denkt....
Waar is de rest van het formulier?

n00b.

Broeder

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.

Yes...we don't take that much crap here....

UKMD Sharp

Thu Nov 20 08, 08:39PM

eonlfux

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Broeder Breda its NAC

and totaly missed it my bad its all done now

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Thu Nov 20 08, 08:44PM

There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314

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Posts: 4707
Thanked 162 times in 160 posts

Ssharp wrote ...

What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community?
The great players and that thay still know how to play the game as it ment
to have fun

We need names to go with that ofcourse....

Broeder

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.

Yes...we don't take that much crap here....

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 20 08, 09:06PM

doffen

Registered Member #772

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Posts: 1484
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Velkommen til UKMD

Vis Broeder kan snakke nederlansk så kan vell æ snakke gåt Nord-Norsk eller da?

Ha det fint her da. Skaff dæ tf2

You really should

(talking in dialect and Bokmål so you cant google translate all)

UKMD Sharp

Thu Nov 20 08, 09:10PM

eonlfux

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Pain - Wolfsbane - Shadam - Alex and many more ofc

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 20 08, 09:13PM

doffen

Registered Member #772

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Posts: 1484
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Doffen?!??!

|UKMD| Joe xD

Thu Nov 20 08, 09:13PM

tmp nubcake

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me, obv.

the kind of great thats really bad at cs:s though.

come to the TMP, only it can save you.

Doffen[Nor]

Thu Nov 20 08, 09:15PM

doffen

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I cant play css. I hate it. I only die die die die die die die die die die die die kill die die die die kill kill die die die die die die die die die die kill die die die

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Fri Nov 21 08, 12:31AM

There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314

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Posts: 4707
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players with aim-not please?

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.

Yes...we don't take that much crap here....

|UKMD| safari jim

Fri Nov 21 08, 09:22AM

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ¯\(º_o)/¯

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Posts: 8717
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spelling your login right now i see

welcome sharp, the n00bness is all gravy

(gravy is still being used right?)

|UKMD| Bourne

Fri Nov 21 08, 02:49PM

n00b meistro

Registered Member #347

Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 05:04PM
Posts: 5673
Thanked 98 times in 96 posts

Heya Don!
Welcome to the community!
Remember to stay active on both the forums and the servers!
Good luck n00blet!

Remember to visit these sites:

|UKMD| PAIN

Fri Nov 21 08, 04:26PM

Registered Member #728

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welcome m8

glad to see ur sorted on website
Good luck with your application
and remember to stay active both on website and in game

UKMD Sharp

Fri Nov 21 08, 04:49PM

eonlfux

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Posts: 17
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Aye will do

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Fri Nov 21 08, 08:47PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426

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aim bot broeder? :? i have no such thing, spam bot, and broeder bot but thats all

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Bourne

Fri Nov 21 08, 09:59PM

n00b meistro

Registered Member #347

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Dnt listen to Shadam! Hes n00b

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Fri Nov 21 08, 10:06PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426

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meh, just cos u no play css as much, u no see me anymore

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

UKMD Sharp

Fri Nov 21 08, 11:08PM

eonlfux

Registered Member #1518

Joined: Tue Nov 18 08, 10:42PM
Posts: 17
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Ant we all noobs here......

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Fri Nov 21 08, 11:23PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426

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well yes, but bounre more so as he abondoned us css players for some wierd game called tf2 :?

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

UKMD Sharp

Sat Nov 22 08, 09:49AM

eonlfux

Registered Member #1518

Joined: Tue Nov 18 08, 10:42PM
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Yea tf2 is not bad not realy my game though
Css ftw if ya ask me

Kurai /Kes

Sat Nov 22 08, 12:18PM

If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

Registered Member #1458

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Ssharp wrote ...

Victim Form: yes.

LOL

welcome dude. i too shall see you in game. i'll be the one that's usually dead before anyone else.

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Sat Nov 22 08, 01:58PM

There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314

Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 12:36PM
Posts: 4707
Thanked 162 times in 160 posts

Did I say aim-not?
I meant aim-lot ofcourse...

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.

Yes...we don't take that much crap here....

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Sat Nov 22 08, 03:49PM

There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314

Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 12:36PM
Posts: 4707
Thanked 162 times in 160 posts

Ssharp wrote ...

Ello, at last i got registered! some sort of trouble with my username (miss speled) :x

No wonder...

Hya Sharp welcome etcetc...

Bit of homework for you:

|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

I'd suggest you check this thread fairly regularly until you get a very big (but helpful) post from |UKMD| Broeder. You can ignore anything after that, it'll just be spam :D

Why, thank you !heart neon !heart !
Just for the record: anything ABOVE this post is SPAM too...

THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS HERE THREAD

by me anyways...

Here we (=you) go:

DO NOT EVER HAVE TO GO HERE

!!

Did u READ

and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet? you already been here

Memorize this

: it's all about catching cheaters...

tat_sun on hackers:

|UKMD| tat_sun wrote ...

Vid below

If you need to get a message through to admins ingame:
use teamchat and start your message with @

Be sure to have CoreAdmins

(a.k.a BanHammers) in your steamfriends list!

whiplash wrote ...

...btw your link to the clan admin roaster doesnt work, it says link cannnot be found

AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

I so dislike that when that happens...

Please check steamgroup instead, they're there...Most of us are like
-|UKMD| <name>
It's the - that gives us away....

add as much as you can, not all the steam administrators are Core Admins...

Watch this

if your skill drops to less then zero

How to put a You Tube video in:
Instead of { and }, use [and]. I've used the {} because otherwise the text won't show.
1: Get the video code: youtube.com/watch?v=ndNsEi5EUK0 by highlighting & copy
This is the url without the www part because the text won't show else...
2: type this: {yt.400,.400}{/yt}
3:paste the videocode between the }{, so it'll look like this:
{yt.400,.400}ndNsEi5EUK0{/yt}
1 more important thing: every . in that line is a space!!
Presto: the result:

It could be that ur not allowed to post pic's & vid's due to websecurity reasons...we'll handle them for you.

NICE: UKMD You Tube Channel:

IMPORTANT PLACE !!

Also a place of interest

Wanna make a movie:

|UKMDl Teleporno wrote ...

read that

Ming wrote ...

Lol I got banned of a server for talking over the mic apparently the mic was reserved for admins !grr

Have you got TS installed already?

DUNK on links:

DUNK wrote ...

screw all the links (apart from the code of conduct_. get yourself on teamspeak, fastest way into |UKMD| known to man

BE VERY SURE TO READ THE TITO QUOTE...

Tito on stupidity:

.Tito's Funeral. wrote ...

Since people have loaded hax in the past and then claimed their brother, did it, |UKMD| now does not accept this as a reaon to be unbanned.
So guys, be warned. If you share your computer with others, make sure they know NOT to load anything into CSS, or change the password and don't tell them. It's your resposibility to make sure there are no hax on your computer.

and

|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

...and one tip that I think Broeder left out (I'm not reading through his post all over again

) is that playing on the fight nights is one of the quickest way to get to know everyone (fight nights are not UKMD only) :
Tuesdays 7:30 = TF2 fight night
CS:S fight night... I have no idea :?

Well, neon's right: fightnights are important!

CS:S : Thursday / Sunday....Sunday's are recruiternights....

Yet another

MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER POST BY BROEDER

Stuee wrote ...

FO

Have fun, enjoy your stay in the vic department...recruitement could take a while, be patience etc...

did you put the right |VICTIM| tags up?

Cheers,
Broeder

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.

Yes...we don't take that much crap here....

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Sat Nov 22 08, 09:01PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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broder did u steal that post off melon?

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

Kurai /Kes

Sun Nov 23 08, 12:22AM

If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

Registered Member #1458

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Posts: 402
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam wrote ...

broder did u steal that post off melon?

L

M

F

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UKMD Sharp

Sat Dec 27 08, 04:00PM

eonlfux

Registered Member #1518

Joined: Tue Nov 18 08, 10:42PM
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Ware is the spam ??

I need some more spam

|UKMD| Lamb++

Sat Dec 27 08, 05:54PM

Lamb++

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Alright

I fully disagree with:

2. Nooby

having played with you once or twice

and i think you should change it

not really, good to see the app

UKMD Sharp

Thu Jan 15 09, 12:10AM

eonlfux

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hehe wont change it
I will noob for life

Atleast the the plan.

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Jan 15 09, 05:00PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426

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Posts: 3347
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you does hax i seen it and i r telling the police

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Mick B

Thu Jan 15 09, 06:41PM

Fear can hold you prisoner, HOPE can set you free

Registered Member #853

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Posts: 382
Thanked 11 times in 11 posts

Welcome to the team - we look forward to have you in our sights!

PLay nice, have fun, don't cheat, ENJOY!

Biting the hand that feeds IT since...well...FOREVER!

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Jan 15 09, 06:50PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426

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Posts: 3347
Thanked 28 times in 28 posts

killl mick as well that works

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6


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