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Zilch
Thu Dec 04 08, 03:24PM
Registered Member #1546
Joined: Thu Dec 04 08, 03:12PM


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Name: Joe

In Game Name: Zilch

Steamfriends name (so people can add you): JjOoEe94

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please): 1994 age 14

Gender: Male

Location: Manchester

Three Words which describe you best:
1. likley
2. to get
3. shot

CS:S or TF2 or both? CS:S


--------------------------------------------------------------Counter Strike Source Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------



Skill Level CS:S(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High? Low-Mid but improving


How often do you play Counter Strike Source? most days after school

How long have you been playing Counter Strike Source? half a year

Please state how often you are actively taking part in Css:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day- this one most of the time
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?



--------------------------------------------------------------------Team Fortress 2 Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

(optional)



Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High?

How often do you play Team Fortress2?


How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2?


What is you're favourite Tf2 class?


Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?


-----------------------------------------------------------------General Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------


Which UKMD server do you play on the most? NOOB HEAVEN


What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server? AMAZING


What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community? the fun server and idea of joining a community


What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community? fun and skill (i wish)
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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Thu Dec 04 08, 03:31PM
salezmaj

Registered Member #143
Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PM

Posts: 9531
Thanked 162 times in 142 posts
Hi Joe

Welcome to UKMD forums

Stick to Code of Conduct (read it and sign it), be friendly, be n00blet, be active here and server so we can get to know u, dont be twat, racist or use bad language coz we don't like those kind of peeps.

Enjoy the servers



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Hermanater
Thu Dec 04 08, 03:39PM

Registered Member #753
Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PM

Posts: 461
Thanked 6 times in 6 posts
Welcome Joe,
hope to see you in game, Madchester eh??? northern monkey...

I jest sir I jest...

Where theres a will theres a relative...



Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana
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|UKMD| Bourne
Thu Dec 04 08, 05:39PM
n00b meistro

Registered Member #347
Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PM

Posts: 4855
Thanked 84 times in 82 posts
Heya Joe!
Welcome to the community!
Remember to stay active on both the forums and the servers!
Good luck n00blet!

Remember to visit these sites:
link
link

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|UKMD|The Whiplash
Thu Dec 04 08, 06:28PM

Registered Member #1324
Joined: Mon Sep 01 08, 12:51PM

Posts: 35
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hey mate welcome to the forums and hope to see you in game more, i think i have seen u a few times on Noob heaven. goo dluck with App

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|UKMD| Broeder
Fri Dec 05 08, 12:41AM
sm_say Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays!

Registered Member #314
Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 11:36AM

Posts: 3688
Thanked 113 times in 112 posts
Fatal!ty

Aha...My time has come!
MUAHAHAetc.

Hi Zilch, welcome to n00btown....

Here's what you can do:

!!!READ IT ALL !!!


|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

I'd suggest you check this thread fairly regularly until you get a very big (but helpful) post from |UKMD| Broeder. You can ignore anything after that, it'll just be spam :D

Why, thank you neon !

All posts above this post = spam aswell btw...!


THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS HERE THREAD

I think so anyways...

DO NOT EVER HAVE TO GO HERE link !!

Did u READ link and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet?

Memorize this link : it's all about catching cheaters...

tat_sun on hackers:
|UKMD| tat_sun wrote ...

Vid below







If you need to get a message through to admins ingame:
use teamchat and start your message with @

Be sure to have CoreAdmins link (a.k.a BanHammers) in your steamfriends list!

whiplash wrote ...

...btw your link to the clan admin roaster doesnt work, it says link cannnot be found

AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

I so dislike that when that happens...

Please check steamgroup instead, they're there...Most of us are like
-|UKMD| <name>
It's the - that gives us away....
link
add as much as you can, not all the steam administrators are Core Admins...

Watch this link if your skill drops to less then zero

How to put a You Tube video in:
Instead of { and }, use [and]. I've used the {} because otherwise the text won't show.
1: Get the video code: youtube.com/watch?v=ndNsEi5EUK0 by highlighting & copy
This is the url without the www part because the text won't show else...
2: type this: {yt.400,.400}{/yt}
3:paste the videocode between the }{, so it'll look like this:
{yt.400,.400}ndNsEi5EUK0{/yt}
1 more important thing: every . in that line is a space!!
Presto: the result:






It could be that ur not allowed to post pic's & vid's due to websecurity reasons...we'll handle them for you.

NICE: UKMD You Tube Channel: link

link IMPORTANT PLACE !!

Also a place of interest link

Wanna make a movie:

|UKMDl Teleporno wrote ...

link
read that


Ming wrote ...

Lol I got banned of a server for talking over the mic apparently the mic was reserved for admins


Have you got TS installed already?

DUNK on links:
DUNK wrote ...

screw all the links (apart from the code of conduct_. get yourself on teamspeak, fastest way into |UKMD| known to man


BE VERY SURE TO READ THE TITO QUOTE...



Tito on stupidity:
.Tito's Funeral. wrote ...

Since people have loaded hax in the past and then claimed their brother, did it, |UKMD| now does not accept this as a reaon to be unbanned.
So guys, be warned. If you share your computer with others, make sure they know NOT to load anything into CSS, or change the password and don't tell them. It's your resposibility to make sure there are no hax on your computer.


and

|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

...and one tip that I think Broeder left out (I'm not reading through his post all over again ) is that playing on the fight nights is one of the quickest way to get to know everyone (fight nights are not UKMD only) :
Tuesdays 7:30 = TF2 fight night
CS:S fight night... I have no idea


Well, neon's right: fightnights are important!

CS:S : Thursday / Sunday....Sunday's are recruiternights....

Have fun, enjoy your stay in the vic department...recruitement could take a while, be patience etc...

did you put the right |VICTIM| tags up ??

Yes, you have...

Just check it, because the last one that didn't...
Well:


He's still paying for it....

NOTE: DO NOT CHANGE NAMES WHILST IN VIC PROCESS PLEASE.

It'll be to hard to track you...and that will mean no recruiting...


Yet another

MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER POST BY BROEDER


Cheers,
Broeder



Stuee wrote ...

FO


|UKMD| Daddy Broeder wrote ...

The path of the righteous n00b is beset on all the sides by the inequities of the Selfish and the tiranny of EvilMen / Blessed is he who, in the name of Moggie and UKMD, sheperds the |victim|'s through the Valley of Darkness up to Double Doors @ mid, for he is truly his Brother's Keeper and the Finder of Lost N00bs / And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Brothers / And you will know my name is Daddy Broeder when I lay my Herb Canon upon you...
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|UKMD| Joe xD
Fri Dec 05 08, 05:06AM
tmp nubcake

Registered Member #1127
Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AM

Posts: 426
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zomgz forgot one Twenty-Five =O

also welcome!


come to the TMP, only it can save you.
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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Fri Dec 05 08, 07:02AM
salezmaj

Registered Member #143
Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PM

Posts: 9531
Thanked 162 times in 142 posts
^^ coz u r n00blet


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Imagine This:
Going to a massive game server, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other
Team MX is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, Team MX. We're probably the largest UK clan ever, we have over 170 team members with well over 130 of them actively playing. Team MX is over a year old now, celabrating its first birthday in November last year. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About Team MX
Also quite interestingly, every Team MX member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also feel at ease that there is only small group of admins, the core admins that have the access to any player abuse commands. So you can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan.

Joining Team MX
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|UKMD| CAWA
05 Jan : 22:04
grrrrrrr


|UKMD| Smit
05 Jan : 21:49
UKMD DOD:S server ftw! shame i cud only kill will jam and cawa

UKMD The Lonely Wolf
05 Jan : 21:20

Good to "see" you Bourne. It's been a long time i was beginning to forget the look of the site

|UKMD| Bourne
05 Jan : 21:18

Wolf

UKMD The Lonely Wolf
05 Jan : 21:11
Computer's fixed, and my hours have changed once more. Oh how it feels good to be on this website!
Haven't been online in over 2 weeks

Spyro
05 Jan : 19:52
I got college tomorrow, starting my music video assignment, nice one bruvaaaaaa but I has a 3 hour lunch tomorrow.

|UKMD|Riley
05 Jan : 18:38
My first day back too ! Quite enjoyed it in fact

|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 16:57
Tough to get back into work today.........minor spammage of the webbie will settle me in nicely!

|UKMD|TheNeedleSlave
05 Jan : 13:31
Afternoon all. did we all have a gd christmas and new year? Back at work after 3 weeks off cants cope, its 2 cold!
sorry 2 hear bout that Dunk

AndyLuckyShot
05 Jan : 13:30
i just got man vs tank!!! YER !!!!!

|UKMD| welshace
05 Jan : 13:26
no job = suXXOrz

|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 12:50
I promised my little son that we would go fishing this weekend. spent 20 minutes smashing the ice and a further 2 fruitless hours watching a stationary float before he decided it was too cold and we should go home. Still....on the plus side at least he didn't fall in this time!

|UKMD| Ging
05 Jan : 12:46
Sorry to hear that Dunk.

On a positive note, at least you've still got a job.

Hermanater
05 Jan : 12:22
my ioffice has no heating, it's 4 degrees in here... Brrrrr...
Sory to hear about your split Dunc, hope all's as ok as it could be.


|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 12:04
Sorry to hear that Dunk!

lUKMDl Spinner
05 Jan : 10:54
Morning y'all! Cold in Lisbon today as well if it makes you feel any better dunk.

Spyro
05 Jan : 10:32
It does Dunk


...While your at work with rubbish weather, down here its sunny, warm and I have the day off college

DUNK #Clanofdoom
05 Jan : 10:17
its monday
its freezing
back at work
and splitting up with g/f

does it get any worse!!!

Spyro
05 Jan : 10:14
Daelo you crazy son of a gun I was still up at 2:13 am but you had like a conversation with yourself for almost an hour haha

oh and mornin' =D

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 02:23
Rum, top gear on demand, and hot radiators keeping me warm and being a student will keep me going

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 02:13
No1 up on a monday morning 2.13 am?


|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 01:39
just popped outside for a smoke, and hey presto ive seen the first snow of the year yay! albeit no laying much cuz its abit soggy

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 01:33
just like to say your all a bunch of gun weilding maniacs! and good times and many more to come

|UKMD| Broeder
05 Jan : 00:54
ermmmm...it's in the Core Section

But it IS funny!

NN All!

Spyro
04 Jan : 21:46
wuh-teh-fuh broeder?

|UKMD| Broeder
04 Jan : 21:16
Ah mades ah funny post!

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 20:40
rite, finally got sum money so shud be sponsoring soon!

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ
04 Jan : 19:16
interpol ftw


Spyro
04 Jan : 15:41
Anyone listen too Beardyman?

link

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 15:39
lol! lmao! n00blet!

dec1211
04 Jan : 15:18
I ate some ham that was supposedly still in date...

I've been sick 5 times since that post

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 14:21
The enviroment needs YOU! link

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 14:20
salvo? thats in his dreams

Morphii^
04 Jan : 13:11
rofl..the dude goes..fo..i really play for salvo...i stil lmfao..last nights match

AndyLuckyShot
04 Jan : 12:02
14-3 on glass wooop



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