Victim Form:

Name: Jamie

In Game Name: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Steamfriends name (so people can add you): Ozoro

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please): 1986, 23

Gender: Male

Location: Burnely, Lancashire

Three Words which describe you best:
1. Troll
2. Obsessive
3. Addicted

CS:S or TF2 or both? TF2


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Skill Level CS:S(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High?


How often do you play Counter Strike Source?


How long have you been playing Counter Strike Source?

Please state how often you are actively taking part in Css:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?



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(optional)



Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level): Id say mid
Low/Mid/High?

How often do you play Team Fortress2? 2-3 hours a day


How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2? 5 months or so


What is you're favourite Tf2 class? All time, Heavy. Right now, Sniper.


Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day - sometimes more, eg weekends
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day - on weekends
Other......?


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Which UKMD server do you play on the most? N00b friendly 24/7 badwater


What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server? A good time


What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community? I met a few UKMD guys on the servers and decided I wanted to know more since they were fun and actually knew how to get things done when it came down to it.


What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community? Constant activity, a level head, as much humor as you can handle, more humor than you can handle, humor that makes you want to strangle me untill my face turns blue.

A bit more about me, incase you care:
Ive been playing the UKMD servers for a couple months now and thought I should pull my finger out and throw in an application. Its nice to play on a server where people actually listen to you, instead of throwing themselves mindlessly at a heavys minigun, and getting crap done.

So, a little about me. My name is Jamie, Im 23 and Im an engineer from Burnely in Lancashire. I play TF2, L4D, Eve Online, Wow (until recently), All the Command and Conquer Series, Cod4 until it got boring, Most MMOs in the world, ever. Games are my passion, second only to music, I love music, any kind of music (except western, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) My first class I played was the Heavy, and I still think hes great, I use the minigun over Natasha though which I dont see many people doing. I also love Pyro, Medic, Engineer and my current love, Sniper. Im rubbish with spy, I may as well use my Ambasador and not bother disguising lol.

When I play left 4 dead I usually use the hunting rifle or the assault rifle, I dont like the shotgun, too spammy. Im best with Smoker, finding inventive ways to screw people always makes me smile . My worst infected, is by far, the Tank. I hate the Tank.

Well, thats all I can stand to dribble about myself before I throw up, If you have any other questions feel free to ask and I shall endevour to answer in a prompt and proper fashion.

[ Edited Fri Jul 03 09, 10:14PM ]

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

Sir Digby
Hi Sir Digby, glad to see you put yer Vic App in. Welcome to the madhouse. Get my stock quote in first, play lots, say lots, don't forget |VICTIM| tag and good luck with yer app.

Have lots of fun, and make fun of Domino BEFORE he gets you. Rush every corner, and if you see some poor sap running into a wall repeatedly and
screaming, be nice to me... pretty please.

Broeder monster post with all you ever need to know should be along soon, as well as Spam Monster Valkorian, with everything you don't need to know.

BTW, TF2 Fight nights are on Tuesdays and Saturdays. Check the following link regularly for fight night details and announcemnts of any special fight night events:


And read carefully and understand the commandments of N00bly, you will be tested in game:

1 : Do unto others instead of doing unto me

2 : Covet not the head of N00bly Heavy, tho it is shiney, for it is a target of great simplicity and not worthy of your great sniping talents. Smiteth
instead the head of who ever is standing next to, infront of, him.

3 : Steal not the metal of B@dGirl, for she will rage, and joineth the other team, and great shall be her vengeance

4. Ware the backstab of Domino, for he is a trixie Noob. Flame instead every corner, for he will be skulking there.... somewhere......

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mm such a nice detailed application welcome, wish you luck and hope to catch you soon on tf2 :Р

yay another hunting rifle fan

will make sure i take some time out to burn you at some point

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hello, welcome, good luck with the app and see ya server side for a 'pyro hug'

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Hey there,

Not seen ya ingame yet, but will hope I will see u running away in a ball of fire real soon...

Gl with ya app

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your name is my message tone on my phone


hello thar btw

ooh the hunting rifle, so much bettter than those other puny weapons

i like to use minugun instead of natasha also

and i also have a love for the sniper

stick around and play on the servers, and get to know peoples

and you will be here in no time as a coveted n00bykins

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"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice"

"Quick Ginger, we havent a moment to lose"

Nice app there Digby

Hello and welcome


Since everybody is using my line about waiting for UKMD Broeder's post nowadays, i quess ill have to come up with something else

Your |Victim| application is being checked for spam........
Not enough spam detected!........
Please report to spam control for briefing.......

UKMD Nicks top tips:
Dont forget to add the |Victim| tag.
Dont forget to sign the 'code'
Do remember that like fine wine, UKMD tags take time to mature, but they taste all the sweeter for it.
Do remember to join in on fight night (Tues & Sat 7.30pm for TF2) as this is generally where firebombing, i mean recruitment takes place.
Dont forget to use the thanks button

Heres a little something for you should you need it...

[yt]Ee2LHDFAhRc[/yt]
i needs to find new vids

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Thanks for the warm reception guys, I really dont feel at home unless Im being threatend by arsonists. (pun completely intended). I was on the server earlier today, dominating Wesker and stealing Jims kills. No doubt I'll see more of you around soon. Is there a teamspeak/ventrilo server for the clan? I wouldnt mind popping on to shoot the ..er.. I mean talk to you guys.

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

Hello love and welcome
Pls don't snipe my head off ...:P
Aww and before i forget sign the code of conduct (here ) , maybe if you like post a picture of yourself (here ) and spam the forum ...like i do
And don't be shy with the THANKS button (Y) (h)
Best of luck love!

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Hi mate, welcome and enjoy your stay.

Same here. Good luck with the app and have fun as a Victim.
Burn ya later!

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where's your mic..?

oh and if you love music you will love the singing in the warmup rounds on badwater xD


my fav is the sir digsby theme tune hehehe

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"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice"

Hiya Jamie, welcome and good luck


Burn ya later!

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Welcome to the lovely world of n00bs mate, cant wait to see u around

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-email- add me if you want

Seen you running around on badwater can't wait to fry/explode you some more welcome and good luck with the app!

thanks for the continued reception

Oh, and Shimoku, you supplied me with my headshot of the day, point blank with a snper rifle on a pyro. It made me happy

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

Well I have played with quite a few UKMD and VICTIMs too recently. Everyone I have met has been great, apart from Jim and his insistant headshots. Thanks to Fasc too for taking the time to slap together a hilarious sig

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

digby gets my vote, much more pleasant to play with than dunk and his "I hate alltalk" (j/k btw dunk)

He's very polite, focusses on teamwork and will switch to whichever class is needed.

Oh and shaddam's love for the snipe is actually his secret love for me when I play sniper, as I keep popping his head

[ Edited Sat Jul 11 09, 12:30AM ]

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Belly's Gonna Get Ya.
83 kills 55 headshots 10 dominations 118 points 2 hats...1 life
AMD Phenom II X4 Quad Core 955 Black Edition 3.2GHz
XFX ATI Radeon HD 4890 1GB GDDR5
Corsair XMS3 4GB (2x2GB) DDR3 10666C9 1333MHz TwinX Dual Channel x2

I has your back, homeslice.

I think we're all missing the most important factor here... its the Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser! This alone speaks volumes for his application.

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So, anyone else thinking this sir digby thing is wearing a little thin? it was a joke between me and a friend that kind of stuck, anyone mind if i change it back to |VICTIM| Ozoro? or should i just keep it? are the lolz still to be had?

[ Edited Mon Jul 13 09, 09:13AM ]

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

I think the lolz are still to be had mate, keep it!

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Sticking with the Digby

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

Digby for UKMD \o/

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indeed, it seems being ignored is fast becoming my forte

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In a world spinning as fast as the inside of Homebase when you've just had a go at four Dulux tester cans, who is left to fight for all that is good and proper and leather and full of money and belongs to that teenager who doesnt look like he can handle himself? Yes, its the suprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

Redone the sig btw (with correct spelling this time!)

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Ooooh oz aren't you the popular one? lol

It isn't hard to see that pyro is the most popular class in TF2 badwater is it? lol read up and see how many people want to burn you alive oz... I mean personally i've been saying it for years but nooo.. (good old "Die in a fire" jokes)

Answering your question above oz, they do have a TS server if you go to new player statistics you should see it or somthing. On that note, why don't you guys use ventrillo instead? It costs money sure but TS is useless lol

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Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go 'n' beat you with 'til you understand whos in rodding command thats what!!.