5manz

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Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

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Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

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TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

Fail Pyro domiNOES, n00bs galore and some nice stalking of |UKMD| Jolly. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

5manz

TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night

UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

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Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is not happy. Thats two theme nights now, and he still hasn't broken the server. |UKMD| Nades makes it look sooo easy as well, and this gets right up |UKMD| CAWA's nose, past all his nose hair.More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is in the middle of a mid life crisis. This means that he is currently on the hunt for a woman half his age, is looking to buy a ferrari, thinks he looks good in a thong and wants to relive his childhood. To help him through this terrible, terrible time in his life, we let him run a CS:S Childrens TV themed night. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

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CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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|UKMD| NUMBER1SHOT
Sat Jun 07 08, 02:34PM
t3h neW bReEdZ oF nUbz1!!1!1!

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lol i got quoted
wait quoted or qouted?

note to self pay attention in school

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|UKMD| Angry
Sun Jun 08 08, 02:25PM
You like my Monkey?

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nice use of the 'don't call me shirly' gag

Airplane FTW!!


I let the melody shine,
let it cleanse my mind

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|UKMD|Riley
Sun Jun 08 08, 03:37PM
omnia causa fiunt

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UKMD :.MajoR.:
Mon Jun 09 08, 08:05AM
I will eat your soul

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eukrate wrote ...
i used to have one of these


^^ n00blet



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|UKMD| NUMBER1SHOT
Mon Jun 09 08, 05:46PM
t3h neW bReEdZ oF nUbz1!!1!1!

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i thought it was airplane?

airoplane?


help


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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Jul 09 08, 08:37AM
n00b meistro

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MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

who shoved a twatstick up his arse?




LOL


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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Jul 09 08, 08:07PM
n00b meistro

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ANother from the same thread xD
peed myself again

Evil-sausages wrote ...

its all fun and games..until someone loses a eye


eukrate wrote ...

ouch my eye



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Vαηish
Wed Jul 09 08, 08:45PM
Trust pink, Trust Vanish !

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this made me laugh..

Luna going on about sum star trek stuff

Stuee wrote ...

I used to like you Lunatic?




Stabs McCool wrote ...

ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse

Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5
Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152

ha!!
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|UKMD| Lamb++
Thu Jul 10 08, 03:30AM
Lamb++

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Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ...


then I was like n00b on MX enjoyin not being anything, then I was like wots this afterbuy shi*e, then it was like oh sh*t, they are feckin everywhere, and who the hell is feckin major spammer, oh that’s major, I must remember that namein game, and when did I first see him, when he kebabed me at a long site, I was like u fu*ker.

I went back to the website after a week of being a victim, then found n00bs spamming my app form and I was like feckin hell that’s it, I am feckin spammer the ass outta of this shi*e!!!!


Then I was n00bin it about on UKMD, only to find this TS chat program, opened it up at 8ish and found a bunch off ill-mannered, ignorant nubs!

“at last, I have found home!”


Only to see that lovely side message,“should we recruit bling”, I was like “hell no, kick that dumb mofo out!”, I think it was only me and riley that said no

we do have a big girls blouse that has the sometimes depressing (mainly when he is unbanning n00bs from me, bertha and her hissy fit!) job of being a systems admin, but I got to love him( yes I said love and not a touchy bum way either) for his vision that is so close to ours (he jus feckin had it first!, I call feckin hax man hats) well done dude, u did good,( did even better when u cored bling, not so sure about coring nades, I mean come on, he is a out and about sheep toucher).

But we would be nothing without the stooped amount of MX’s out there with out MX’s, Moggie would be playin with himself (HAHAHAHA).

we all talk about the issues that this horrid planet throws at us, and larf, we give advise, I feel that we can and have put any issues down, and we don’t judge, we do give opinion and then we help and help and help until the problem has gone.

I wouldn’t say that we are community but more of a family that cares about each other with open hearts and minds, and the best advise we can give from there!



probably the best post i ever seen
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|UKMD| Bourne
Mon Jul 14 08, 07:45PM
n00b meistro

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Match thread-
Deciding a map!
eukrate wrote ...

dont like nuke



MҲ | Vαηish wrote ...

dont like euk either


...oh wait.



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Vαηish
Mon Jul 14 08, 07:58PM
Trust pink, Trust Vanish !

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yey




Stabs McCool wrote ...

ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse

Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5
Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152

ha!!
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|UKMD| Lamb++
Wed Jul 16 08, 09:10AM
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Veritas: and i will meet you
Veritas: and i will eat you
Team MҲ | Lamb++ [UKMD]: wtf
Veritas: Sicne im maybe hungry
Team MҲ | Lamb++ [UKMD]: whoa, hey
Veritas: I would drag you into the Toilet and make Veritas <3 to you

bloody hell
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Veritas
Wed Jul 16 08, 09:13AM
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<3


You ALL belong on MY score!
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|UKMD| Lamb++
Fri Jul 25 08, 02:08AM
Lamb++

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MҲ l Teleporno wrote ...

I'm not saying that it's bad FFS

Forgive me for trying to give my opinion, i wont post any more.


tele @ dramaqueen
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|UKMD| Bourne
Fri Aug 29 08, 04:15PM
n00b meistro

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lol Varnish^
Lol at others xD

Match thread

Mc Eksman wrote ...

Right after speaking it through with fele and flower i have to decided not to play in the match till maybe mid September or the end of the month but i will help organize matches and teams and that

Hope this is ok



|UKMD| CAWA wrote ...

I am CAWA not FLOWER



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|UKMD| Angry
Sat Aug 30 08, 10:22AM
You like my Monkey?

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So was CAWA originally flower or wot?


I let the melody shine,
let it cleanse my mind

Turner 5 Spot + Fox RP3 + Push 140mm links
Rockshox Pike 454
Hope M4's 203/180
Hope Bulbs on Mavic XM321
Sram X9 + Raceface Turbines
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|UKMD| Bourne
Sat Aug 30 08, 11:15AM
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Cawa
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|UKMD| CAWAonsole
Sat Aug 30 08, 02:09PM
Cant Aim Wont Aim


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thanks bourne



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Sat Aug 30 08, 02:36PM

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|UKMD| CAWAonsole
Sat Aug 30 08, 02:42PM
Cant Aim Wont Aim


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you want some oh crusty cheese chaser?



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|UKMD| CAWAonsole
Sat Aug 30 08, 03:53PM
Cant Aim Wont Aim


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15:14 - - |UKMD| CAWA: you NOOB!!!!
15:14 - |UKMD| Bourne: ?
15:14 - - |UKMD| CAWA: who is flower power?
15:15 - |UKMD| Bourne: urrr
15:15 - - |UKMD| CAWA: looool
15:15 - |UKMD| Bourne: 32. |UKMD| Flower Power M:Bourne admin @_
15:15 - |UKMD| Bourne: not me then
15:15 - - |UKMD| CAWA:
15:15 - - |UKMD| CAWA: YOUR BOURNE!!!!
15:16 - |UKMD| Bourne: am I?



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liquidbambam
Sat Aug 30 08, 04:05PM
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|UKMD| :.MajoR wrote ...

wooohoo i got quoted
I feel happy, i feel accepted, i feel warm...oOOo i just pee my pants



haha made me piss my pants this ^_^


|UKMD|DUNK wrote ...

"there are more than enough of us hairy assed scottish men to take you all on"
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liquidbambam
Sat Aug 30 08, 05:24PM
scouter boy

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|UKMDl safari jim wrote ...

im a "not sure" and am falling in love with the idea of the flying spaghetti monster. link

I dare anyone to take the piss.


found this whilst browsing ^_^ anyone wanna take the piss outa jim? i cant cos i'm his female dog apparently

tbh i wuld be dragged in by this if i wasnt being confirmed

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|UKMD|DUNK wrote ...

"there are more than enough of us hairy assed scottish men to take you all on"
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|UKMD| Smit
Sat Aug 30 08, 05:29PM
The n00b that could not leave

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loool, ive not been quoted yet, gutted on me, ima have to say summit funneh to get on here.....



You wont see me until its too late