5manz

5manz

Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

5manz

Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman

1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman

Luck ;) More of Eksman's vids can be found here.

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TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

Fail Pyro domiNOES, n00bs galore and some nice stalking of |UKMD| Jolly. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

5manz

Evil Sausages - Eat My Marrow

Sausages pulls off a sick 5man in B. More of Lagmonster's vids can be found here.

5manz

TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night

UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

5manz

Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is not happy. Thats two theme nights now, and he still hasn't broken the server. |UKMD| Nades makes it look sooo easy as well, and this gets right up |UKMD| CAWA's nose, past all his nose hair.More of Nades's vids can be found here.

5manz

Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is in the middle of a mid life crisis. This means that he is currently on the hunt for a woman half his age, is looking to buy a ferrari, thinks he looks good in a thong and wants to relive his childhood. To help him through this terrible, terrible time in his life, we let him run a CS:S Childrens TV themed night. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

5manz

CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Sep 24 08, 07:47PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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|UKMD|Alex wrote ...

|UKMD| ﮎhadam wrote ...

erm maybe later

Oooh! Go on! You know you wanna! lol
You'd look good in a loin-cloth and some leather straps! %-6
That sounds rrrreeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy WRONG!! lol !dodge



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

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No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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Mon Oct 27 08, 10:48PM
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|UKMDl safari jim wrote ...

i actually read the forums before i "reply with relevant comments"

so unlike me then huh? i cba to read thru 2 hrs worth of "stuff" just to then post a comment that may hv sum reliavnce to it

|UKMD|DUNK wrote ...

"there are more than enough of us hairy assed scottish men to take you all on"
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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Sat Nov 15 08, 11:45AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|UKMD| Zakmal wrote ...

See I can spam like the best


8)

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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UKMD :.MajoR.:
Sat Nov 15 08, 01:08PM
I will eat your soul

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That one is for museum Broeder
He said he will never SPAM but he did
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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Mon Dec 01 08, 11:44AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|UKMD| :.MajoR.: wrote ...

Just a hi and welcome from me coz I miss your application
Enjoy your stay, stay n00blet


Major in the vic application of a banned victim.
I posted (in that application) BEFORE Major that I had banned the victim...
It's the "enjoy your stay" bit that makes me smile

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD| CAWAonsole
Mon Dec 01 08, 11:45AM
Cant Aim Wont Aim


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Doffen[Nor wrote ...
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I used to cry when my mom used Rectal when I was little...


have to post this, just have to


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Doffen[Nor]
Mon Dec 01 08, 11:49AM
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Thats mean D:




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|UKMD| DMW
Mon Dec 01 08, 12:21PM

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That'll teach you to think about what you write!

DMW - some days you're the Dogg, some days you're the tree.......
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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 12:40PM
Melons gunna getcha

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where the heck am I on this list at least 3 of you use my quotes in ure sigs!!

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|UKMD| DMW
Mon Dec 01 08, 12:41PM

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Tsssskkk! Needy, needy needy!

DMW - some days you're the Dogg, some days you're the tree.......
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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 01:57PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Well im just saying my melons have meant many things to many people!!

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|UKMD| Smit
Mon Dec 01 08, 02:24PM
The n00b that could not leave

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last nite on ts wen sausages said "your not too old to go over my knee!" at least i think it was sausages....


You wont see me until its too late
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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 02:38PM
Melons gunna getcha

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That was random and also terrifying

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Mon Dec 01 08, 02:51PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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as she is a big baby here you go
|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 03:36PM
Melons gunna getcha

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phht baby my ass! im a woman and WOMEN LIKE ATTENTION

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Mon Dec 01 08, 03:39PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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yeah and you get plenty as your a beautiful one



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| CAWAonsole
Mon Dec 01 08, 03:40PM
Cant Aim Wont Aim


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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

phht baby my ass! im a woman and WOMEN LIKE ATTENTION


really


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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 03:41PM
Melons gunna getcha

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lol Shadam have you even seen a picture of me? Or are you being nice cos you want to see the Melon modelling the TF2 tank top?

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Mon Dec 01 08, 03:45PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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i dont want or know either, there is more than looks to a person anyways



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 03:54PM
Melons gunna getcha

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lol u dont want to look at me how rude only jk there are pictures of me on here somewhere

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Kurai /Kes
Mon Dec 01 08, 04:00PM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

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|UKMD| CAWA wrote ...

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

phht baby my ass! im a woman and WOMEN LIKE ATTENTION


really


tbh. thats a BIT of an understatement....



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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 04:04PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Well since there arent many women in UKMD I must make up for all of woman kind

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alexmrb
Mon Dec 01 08, 05:12PM
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hehehe Just kidding


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Mon Dec 01 08, 07:27PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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well alex no one is arguing



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Mon Dec 01 08, 07:29PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Nope i am ready to admit my flaws as a human being

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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Thu Dec 04 08, 02:27AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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THIS is a QUOTE THREAD?!

Such as this:

|UKMD| CAWA wrote ...

moggie got it up


Ripped slightly out of context, but none the less...

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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Doffen[Nor]
Thu Dec 04 08, 06:39AM
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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

phht baby my ass! im a woman and WOMEN LIKE ATTENTION

Are you calling me a woman?

link
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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Dec 04 08, 09:04AM
Melons gunna getcha

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No im reffering to me silly

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|UKMD| Ging
Thu Dec 04 08, 11:38AM

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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

its too early and snowy for me to think of such things and im a lady!


Are you Emily Howard?! :?

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alexmrb
Thu Dec 04 08, 06:06PM
alexmrb

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Emily Howard......The composer or Little Britain?! lol


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|UKMD| Joe xD
Fri Dec 05 08, 05:02AM
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Twenty.


come to the TMP, only it can save you.
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UKMD :.MajoR.:
Fri Dec 05 08, 07:09AM
I will eat your soul

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|UKMD| Broeder wrote ...

THIS is a QUOTE THREAD?!


Haahhahhahahahahaha

NOT!!!

or maybe it is?


hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Evil-sausages
Fri Dec 05 08, 01:16PM

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im a man all i want to do is grow marrows in peace

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Evil-sausages
Fri Dec 05 08, 01:19PM

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and for u all im a very nice person i dress up as santa and sometimes other things on sundays underneath the sausage skin is just a peace loving marrow farmer plz dont be scared....NOW GET IN DA GREEN HOUSE SO U CAN HELP ME FERTILISE MY MARROWS..OR ILL PUT U OVER MY KNEE AND GIVE U A JOLLY GOOD SPANKING

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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Fri Feb 20 09, 11:15AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|UKMD| Lamb++ wrote ...

dec1211 wrote ...

I spent 30 mins explaining this to jim and he still doesnt understand it.



h and j are next to each other?



From a banned thread...
Very nice spot Lamb!

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD| Bourne
Fri Feb 20 09, 11:32AM
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I dnt get it..

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|UKMD| Smit
Fri Feb 20 09, 12:10PM
The n00b that could not leave

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lol, jim can be him, and h and j r next to each other on the keyboard, at least, i think thats wat he meant....


You wont see me until its too late
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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Fri Feb 20 09, 12:30PM
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correct!

Either spending 30 mins explaining a ban error to Jim ( he usually gets it 0.0001 flat) or explaining 30 mins to the bannded 1 (which makes much more sense.
Typical tipe-0

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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Evil-sausages
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no she thinking eat the evidence of my slaying da parents so i can then eat u

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|UKMD| Morphii^
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u would eat anything and anyone, wouldnt u sausy

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti
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|UKMD| Bourne
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Problem with the webbie... "lan_eu_fail_homepage????"

blackwidow3r wrote ...

ive tried updatin my profile and for some reason it keeps comin up with that message. could any1 tell me why? i have another account on this site but i forgot the password and the user name lol. i know a rigt dinlo but hey i usually wirte it down. so if any of you could tell me how to update id be apriciative


|UKMD| monkeyvader wrote ...

i'm a nerd but im not sure
i will decifer each word:
lan = you local area network
eu = european union
fail = To be unsuccessful
homepage = the page you see when you go on your browser

i'm guessing the European union doesn't like you and has disabled your Local Area Network making you unsuccessful to see your homepage.

hope this helped .


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|UKMD| Lamb++
Wed May 13 09, 03:40PM
Lamb++

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UKMD The Lonely Wolf wrote ...

All of the core admins (the ones who have the relevant commands to kick and ban you) are probably a lot more reasonable than the rest of us.


ahahaha!
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UKMD The Lonely Wolf
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|UKMD| Lamb++ wrote ...

UKMD The Lonely Wolf wrote ...

All of the core admins (the ones who have the relevant commands to kick and ban you) are probably a lot more reasonable than the rest of us.


ahahaha!


Hey. It's true.







Sometimes. . .

Love suffers long, and is kind; Love does not envy; Love does not parade itself, is not puffed up;
Does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil;
Does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth;
Bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never fails.
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed May 13 09, 10:02PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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well they are picked as they are deemed best in how they act and their decision making


so yeah i think it was a plausible shout lonely wolf

look at shadam using big words



plausible

how cute



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD|.roAst
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If youre starting threads about qoutes and digging through our massive forums to find them you need a new hobby.


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|UKMD| Mortdredd
Thu May 14 09, 08:56AM
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The best quote i ever saw was when someone had to leave mid game, there excuse was "GTG my wife seems to be going into labour"

And jesus said unto his followers "Death happens, to some more than others so just hope for a short respawn." and they saw he was a n00b and they were happy.
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|UKMD| Lamb++
Thu May 14 09, 10:20AM
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam wrote ...

well they are picked as they are deemed best in how they act and their decision making


so yeah i think it was a plausible shout lonely wolf

look at shadam using big words



plausible

how cute


i fully believe that cores are chosen mainly for how alright they seem on ts. Definitely not because they are paragons of virtue. And reasonable? you can get banned for totally different things depending on whether core admins like you and what mood they're in. And decision making? how is it possible to tell how good someone is at decision making from in game chat? unless you mean through their saying 'aye, whit a [censored]' in agreement when moggie bans sum1.

lol, for some reason i feel that most the people on ts have a Scottish accent.

i hasten to add that I don't have a problem with this selection process. If you said they seem trustworthy and likeable, then I'd agree.

That said, there are definitely cores that are reasonable. tele (the drama queen), drunken, saus (despite being a lunatic) and hendrix.

oh man, I hope no one with more admin than me sees this
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Thu May 14 09, 03:08PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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loool

you got wrong argument thar lol

i just said deemed best


dont shoot me

arghh



|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| safari jim
Thu May 14 09, 03:10PM
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ¯\(º_o)/¯ link


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 Website
!ban lamb++


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Thu May 14 09, 05:28PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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sounds right to me




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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