5manz

5manz

Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

5manz

Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman

1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman

Luck ;) More of Eksman's vids can be found here.

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TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

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5manz

Evil Sausages - Eat My Marrow

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5manz

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UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

5manz

Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

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Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

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A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

5manz

CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

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|UKMD| safari jim
Sun Jan 27 08, 10:01AM
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MҲ|Riley wrote ...
[html] TheBinarySurfer on Mon 30 Jul 07 - 11:40
Jim, someone needs to cut your fingers, toes, nose, and any other extremeity that could be used to tap a keyboard, off in punishment for that spam

Well what do you know .......




just to set the record straight, thats jimmy pussycat he's on about, as i wasn't around then.

and binary knows i dont spam
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|UKMD|Riley
Sun Jan 27 08, 10:42AM
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Yes Jim - and the pigs have been fuelled and cleared for take-off wink.png
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|UKMD| safari jim
Wed Jan 30 08, 01:21PM
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the following happened after riley made a 6 point post that went on for nearly a whole page of the forum. i'm not quoting the entire post, as its in mx only area, and this isn't. enjoy!
MҲ|Riley wrote ...
6) Stop Riley from going on & on & on & on .........
R3TRO wrote ...
[html]
MҲ|Riley wrote ...
Can't really....
OMG THAT IS MUCH TO READ! %-6 I cant read all that , i would surly not understand a word almost How long did it take to wright this?
TheBinarySurfer wrote ...
Retro, the fact that you quoted him when you replied not only meant that everyone had to scroll through/read it twice but it made my eyes bleed, and me want to make you bleed!
MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ...
U see Woody what u did.. u make Riley write so much OMG he is gona comtinue this sumbody stop him
.:|DoG|:. kruciaL wrote ...
TO MANY WORD AHHHHHHHHHH ::|
MҲ|Riley wrote ...
I could go on ..........
Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ...
Has Riley become the Russell Brand of Team MX with his superflous use of elongated grammer?/
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|UKMD| Bourne
Sat Feb 02 08, 05:45PM
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Mon Feb 04 08, 08:47PM
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Team MX |alexmrb wrote ...

a case of "Make sigs not war"?!!


^^



Pm me for a sig or put in a aplication in the forums Here! link

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|UKMD| Nades
Mon Feb 04 08, 08:51PM
i hate nades

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tartanassassin
04 Feb : 16:39
and why am i no longer in the admin list as mx, when did i leave,

Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ
04 Feb : 16:40
I think it was when you died!


I liked this one!


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Rob
Mon Feb 04 08, 08:53PM
The sex!!

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hah nades wen u died haha

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|UKMD| Bourne
Tue Feb 05 08, 11:58AM
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Tue Feb 05 08, 02:07PM
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Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...


tartanassassin
04 Feb : 16:39
and why am i no longer in the admin list as mx, when did i leave,

Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ
04 Feb : 16:40
I think it was when you died!


i too liked this one. so much so i incorrectly clicked Report twice.

I liked this one!


"I'm not a god, I was misquoted. "


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|UKMD| safari jim
Fri Feb 15 08, 08:34AM
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MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ...
Agree Can we spam this thread now?


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|UKMD|Riley
Fri Feb 15 08, 08:44AM
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I'm sure I've got the record for the longest posts with the longest words !

That'll give Jim something to trawl through .....
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Bling Bling|UKMD|
Fri Feb 15 08, 08:52AM
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MҲ|Riley wrote ...

I'm sure I've got the record for the longest posts with the longest words !

That'll give Jim something to trawl through .....





u do like to encroach on insanely long words, not like me and nades that can bearly string something with some other things to........ %-6 wot was i saying, ole yeah, it was the duke of westminster

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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Mon Feb 18 08, 01:12AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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Cocidius wrote ...

japs, me too.
I agree.
(btw moggie, it's misunderstandings. not miss-understandings)


Out of The Code of Conduct...This Dutchie aint scared of no-one!

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD| Bourne
Mon Feb 18 08, 05:29PM
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rofl!

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and my reply:
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...
[html] moggie has a special spell checking program written for him by a blind phillopino who only speaks french.

 available here:

 www.omg-wtf-bshs-spelinks-r-gud.com
[/html]

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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Feb 20 08, 04:55PM
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Some cool guy wrote ...

Bourne Rules


I quote that! The best quote in the whole of the quotey world!

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Vαηish
Wed Feb 20 08, 05:30PM
Trust pink, Trust Vanish !

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MҲ | Bourne wrote ...

vanish wrote ...

Bourne is a big fat noooob

thats better. And is true.




Stabs McCool wrote ...

ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse

Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5
Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152

ha!!
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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Feb 20 08, 07:41PM
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Did I write that? lol! I think I remember.

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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Feb 20 08, 09:28PM
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Ok, heres one
Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...

I have a dream, that one day my children, and my childrens children will be able to spam J!m's children and J!m's childrens children...I have a dream! -> that a spamquote? Bad one? !dodge



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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Feb 20 08, 09:29PM
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MҲ | Bourne wrote ...

Ok, heres one
Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...

I have a dream, that one day my children, and my childrens children will be able to spam J!m's children and J!m's childrens children...I have a dream! -> that a spamquote? Bad one? !dodge





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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Feb 20 08, 09:45PM
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Have to add another quick one

MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

Cinamon calls me saf, which saves some confusion, i also answer to "bloody noob"
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|UKMD| Bourne
Thu Feb 21 08, 08:11PM
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hheehehe fithple spam!!
I quote this from the pictures thing in general chat.

MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

MҲ | Bourne wrote ...
Pictures. Where are the pictures!???
<br /><br />look on the previous page you twit<br />




Edit* I was gonna make a new post with this but I though it would be too much spam !mistrust Meh



Anyways, Jim replied to that^ with Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.-

Aww wtf. It hasnt copy n pasted again! Grhh

Ohh and, No jim didnt reply 'Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.-'
Ok, here is his reply to when I told him it was gonna be added to quote list!
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

!lol




Another quote

Ok, this is from the age thing on victims chat!
Firstly this post --
noodle |MҲ| wrote ...

Hey im only 13


Which then Stuee replied-
Stuee wrote ...

13?? ffs i have T shirts older than you ?


LOOOL!
SPam glorious spam!


Another quotey quote!

Well quotes!

Hermanater wrote ...

I must say what a wholesome site this is turning out to be... I initially joined in order to expres my manly rambo type ways through the medium of growinga pony tail, wearing hand knitted jumpers and cheap sandals from byrites, whilst vaguely attempting to pass as a latter aged nerd. What I didn't expect was to be humbled by the depth of understanding and moral compassion for humanity as witnessed above...
Now can we go kill things?



AND

Stuee wrote ...

Can we please re think the name MX cos i fell off a motorbike once and have a wee scar on my knee. ( Still have nightmares you know)
GTF

Stuee(TTH) found 1



Fun times!!!
Someone post already. I dont wanna spam anymore! Could be dangerous!
AHh hek. I dont like editing old spam!

Ok Im gettingbored of talking to myself, but I shall continue!
NEW QUOTE!
From SafariJim.
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

Bourne, overglocking is when we shoot you repeatedly for useless spam that isn't even an attempt at relevancy or humour.




[ Edited Sat Mar 01 08, 11:16AM ]

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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Mar 05 08, 05:17PM
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MҲ | Bourne wrote ...

hheehehe fithple spam!!
I quote this from the pictures thing in general chat.

MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

MҲ | Bourne wrote ...
Pictures. Where are the pictures!???
<br /><br />look on the previous page you twit<br />




Edit* I was gonna make a new post with this but I though it would be too much spam !mistrust Meh



Anyways, Jim replied to that^ with Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.-

Aww wtf. It hasnt copy n pasted again! Grhh

Ohh and, No jim didnt reply 'Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.-'
Ok, here is his reply to when I told him it was gonna be added to quote list!
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

!lol




Another quote

Ok, this is from the age thing on victims chat!
Firstly this post --
noodle |MҲ| wrote ...

Hey im only 13


Which then Stuee replied-
Stuee wrote ...

13?? ffs i have T shirts older than you ?


LOOOL!
SPam glorious spam!


Another quotey quote!

Well quotes!

Hermanater wrote ...

I must say what a wholesome site this is turning out to be... I initially joined in order to expres my manly rambo type ways through the medium of growinga pony tail, wearing hand knitted jumpers and cheap sandals from byrites, whilst vaguely attempting to pass as a latter aged nerd. What I didn't expect was to be humbled by the depth of understanding and moral compassion for humanity as witnessed above...
Now can we go kill things?



AND

Stuee wrote ...

Can we please re think the name MX cos i fell off a motorbike once and have a wee scar on my knee. ( Still have nightmares you know)
GTF

Stuee(TTH) found 1



Fun times!!!
Someone post already. I dont wanna spam anymore! Could be dangerous!
AHh hek. I dont like editing old spam!

Ok Im gettingbored of talking to myself, but I shall continue!
NEW QUOTE!
From SafariJim.
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

Bourne, overglocking is when we shoot you repeatedly for useless spam that isn't even an attempt at relevancy or humour.






[b]Zomg! Another quote and no replies yet Maybe the longest, most edited post?! [b]
Ok one from Jim!
MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

i used to hate the internet, but then i got internet and now i love the internet




Ahh S**t! I press the damn quote button. Damn quote and edit buttons -.-

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|UKMD| Mick B
Thu Mar 06 08, 12:04PM
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Blimey, Riley, and there's me thinking I ghad a handle on "nuts" (having 2 lawn-monkeyas about during the day will do that to you!).
Anyway, here are a couple of quotes I used at work for you:

1) "I don't make things complica\ted, that's how they get, all by themselves"
2) "They say that a problem shared is a problem halved, so is this your problem or half of someone elses?"
3) "Computer says...NO!"

If you have any comments, feel free to send me a note, people.
Happy gaming!

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|UKMD| Bourne
Sat Mar 08 08, 10:50PM
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Yay! Someone else actually ended my run of quotes! About time ffs!

Heres a new one

Stuee wrote ...

MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

nagor??? when did my wife get a steam account??!??

Post that to J!m's wife see how funny he sound's with no front teeth

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Huzzah!
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|UKMD|Riley
Sun Mar 09 08, 09:15AM
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MҲ|Riley wrote ...
[html] insaitiably garrulous and loquacious nubs incapable of restraining thier circumlocutory tendencies and thus casually producing extrinsic, wanton, supererogatory comment




MҲ | Bourne wrote ...
Come again Riley? Can you say that in English please?


MҲ|Riley wrote ...
you wink.png




MҲ | Vαηish wrote ...
owned.


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|UKMD| Bourne
Sat Mar 15 08, 11:25AM
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rofl Riley!

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Team MҲ | Nubotron
Mon Mar 17 08, 09:51PM
To be a nub, or to not be a nub, what a question..

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omg i'm peeing my panties

!amazed The one, the only the Nub !amazed

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|UKMD| Bourne
Thu Mar 20 08, 02:29PM
n00b meistro

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lool Nubotron

New Quote

MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

breaking news- after two lego star wars' a batman and indiana jones, the next lego game will be "bournes adventures with spam"

there wont be a manual with it, cos you wont read it anyway




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Thu Mar 20 08, 04:11PM

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Whatever wrote ...

I don't really see that he committed a crime here, having it off with an inanimate object. So the cleaner saw some man-bike love action, get over it, it was in his bedroom for heaven's sake.

Ooh, I bet it had one of those little baskets on.... you dirty, dirty bike....... and a little bell..... oo.... excuse me gents.....


Best quote ever.

Self-aggrandisement ftw

I am 49% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?

<a href="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/player-statistics-1223.html"><img src="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/sig/sig_1223-9.png" border="0"></a>
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Whatever wrote ...

You young 'uns don't know what a [censored] is- your shrivelled pre-pubescent micro penises are fit only to piss your vimto out of.



Having said that, this is better! And what a co-inky-dink, it's me again!

I am 49% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?

<a href="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/player-statistics-1223.html"><img src="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/sig/sig_1223-9.png" border="0"></a>
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|UKMD| Bourne
Thu Mar 20 08, 04:27PM
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lol nice

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|UKMD| Angry
Sat Mar 22 08, 04:19PM
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Whatever wrote ...

[censored]


Team MҲ | Nubotron wrote ...

omg i'm peeing my panties


<snigger> they said rude words


I let the melody shine,
let it cleanse my mind

Turner 5 Spot + Fox RP3 + Push 140mm links
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Hope M4's 203/180
Hope Bulbs on Mavic XM321
Sram X9 + Raceface Turbines
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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Tue Mar 25 08, 11:47AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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Out of the chatbox:
MҲ| Daelo on Fri 21 Mar 08 - 19:23

shame im stuck in loughborough ! everyones left in my house and im staying here for a few more weeks, got some work to do no girls for me ! lol

Team MҲ | Broeder on Fri 21 Mar 08 - 21:37

Daelo: link
Cheers!


MҲ| Daelo on Fri 21 Mar 08 - 21:53

broeder you naughtly little scally wag!!



Out of Daelo's thread: "mobo memory speed explained" wherein Daelo hopes to find answers to a technical issue....

Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...

I don't have a clue either, but here's something link
Cheers!


Victim|Angry [UKMD wrote ...
]
LOL!
Thats a really useless, but absolutely fantastic link!
Nice one Broeder


I like it when my links get clicked...

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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Tue Mar 25 08, 01:40PM
Back in MX!

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Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...


I like it when my links get clicked...



Hmmm, sounds dirty!


I am 73% addicted to Counterstrike.
Steam: Lord_Mof
Xfire: inferno646
DON\'T FORGET TO SAY THANK YOU!!!

Need Something Made on Photoshop??? I\'m your man!
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|UKMD| Angry
Wed Mar 26 08, 09:15PM
You like my Monkey?

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Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...

U got me kinda %-6 pzzled %-6 there COTD !




Broeder confused? :?

I let the melody shine,
let it cleanse my mind

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Rockshox Pike 454
Hope M4's 203/180
Hope Bulbs on Mavic XM321
Sram X9 + Raceface Turbines
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Thu Mar 27 08, 12:40AM
TeamJobby FTW

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MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

heres a checklist for you (just for fun! its not mandatory):
been stabbed by teleporno?
shot j!m lots of times?
been naded my moggie?
been burned by moggie?
been teleported into the oppositions spawn without gun by moggie?
seen a flying Team mx | nades?
seen bling running away from long a?
been pwned by haze? (who is really a girl)
naded yourself?
leapt to your death from the tower on dust unlim?
been railed down by riley at long a with a p90?
had syxx jump on your head and shoot you with his shotty?
been told to "FO " by stuee?
angered Dunk?
seen Herbosus with his cannon out? (ooo-eeerr )
watched eukrate burn and sang "disco inferno"?
been flashed by pussy? (cat! what did you think there?)
thought sunnie was randomly shouting stuff at no-one in the chatbox, when she was actually in teamspeak without a mic?
had will-jam totally outclass you?
had your thread spammed by major_soulreaver?
heard hendrix drunk on teamspeak?
wet your pants when you first turned the corner to find a strider facing off against you on dust2?
thought lagmonster was a spinny hacker while speccing him?
been linked by broeder?
been bought by jegg, and had him claim you're his wife?
been deagled by morphii^ (or j!m beam)??
got evil sausages as your top victim in stats?

My recent favourite



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liquidbambam
Sun Mar 30 08, 02:33PM
scouter boy

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In Game Quote from me very odd....

between bambam (me) and will jam on mics on the glass map

Bambam : Will y did u jump to ur death ?
Will: cos i tought i would live

typical me eh? spam, spam, glorious spam!! spamputer V^_^ peace

|UKMD|DUNK wrote ...

"there are more than enough of us hairy assed scottish men to take you all on"
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|UKMD| Cocidius
Sun Mar 30 08, 02:52PM
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another one: Animaal asking how he can join MX:

Team MҲ | Cocidius: here you go: <link to joining guide>
Team MҲ | Cocidius: read it all, and the recording requirement is outdated
Team MҲ | Cocidius: so basically: you make a victim app
Team MҲ | Cocidius: and take off the MX tags and put a VICTIM one on
Team MҲ | Cocidius: then moggie puts out a vote in a while
Team MҲ | Animaal: Yeh , But i dont understand how ..
Team MҲ | Animaal: were should i put the app ?
Team MҲ | Cocidius: on the forums
Team MҲ | Cocidius: in the victims section
Team MҲ | Animaal: The webbside ? , Were on the webbside then ?


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|UKMD| Bourne
Mon Mar 31 08, 07:34PM
n00b meistro

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MҲ|Riley wrote ...

Can't wait until some of our Thistle-arsed Jockanese Barbarians see this .......
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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Tue Apr 01 08, 03:11PM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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Ketsurui wrote ...

also does this guy seam dodge to you also excuse the swearing im pretty fucked off about this


Out of the Jok3r scam thread....
That's one sincere [censored] -ed: it didnt get censored.
The rest is readable, quote that post link to see what Kets REALY said!

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed Apr 09 08, 05:21PM
n00b meistro

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Hacker thread

MҲ | Cocidius wrote ...

santee told me he was a spinny botting noflasher, so the demo should be good


MҲ l safari jim wrote ...

banned
"you are not micheal jackson, get off the ceiling"
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|UKMD| Angry
Tue Apr 29 08, 07:57PM
You like my Monkey?

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Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ...

Leaky Tit FTW!!!!!


!amazed

I let the melody shine,
let it cleanse my mind

Turner 5 Spot + Fox RP3 + Push 140mm links
Rockshox Pike 454
Hope M4's 203/180
Hope Bulbs on Mavic XM321
Sram X9 + Raceface Turbines
Blackspire Dewlie C4 - Arh yeah!
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|UKMD|Riley
Tue Apr 29 08, 08:06PM
omnia causa fiunt

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I think that was my tit doing the leaking ....... gah.png
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|UKMD| Bourne
Tue Apr 29 08, 08:09PM
n00b meistro

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Poor Poor Poor Riley!

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Achilles
Fri May 02 08, 04:00AM
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bats you slovanian toothpick i didnt relise u said that.

Men Rise And Fall Like The Winter Wheat..If they ever turn my story let them say that I walked with giants. ... Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say i lived in the time of Achilles
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Black Panther
Fri May 09 08, 05:44PM
"On the frontlines, there is but one commandment..thou shalt kill" R.T.A.
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 Website
MҲ | Black Panther wrote ...

fact: ireland has more drunks per capital then poeple


MҲ | Black Panther wrote ...

am i a pretty girl?


MҲ | Black Panther wrote ...

jeeze, im sweatin like a frog


MҲ | Black Panther wrote ...

gotta go wash my fish


MҲ | Black Panther wrote ...

fact: ireland has more drunks per capital then poeple
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|UKMD| Bourne
Wed May 28 08, 06:48PM
n00b meistro

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Cant aim wont aim wrote ...

my view of the server..





NUMBER1SHOT wrote ...

hehehhe surly its not that bad




Cant aim wont aim wrote ...

dont call me shirly
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eukrate
Thu May 29 08, 01:07AM
pro

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i used to have one of these


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