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| |UKMD| safari jim |
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯   Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9949 | MҲ|Riley wrote ... TheBinarySurfer on Mon 30 Jul 07 - 11:40 Jim, someone needs to cut your fingers, toes, nose, and any other extremeity  that could be used to tap a keyboard, off in punishment for that spam  Well what do you know ....... just to set the record straight, thats jimmy pussycat he's on about, as i wasn't around then. and binary knows i dont spam    | ||
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omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5402 | Yes Jim - and the pigs have been fuelled and cleared for take-off  | ||
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| |UKMD| safari jim |
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9949 | the following happened after riley made a 6 point post that went on for nearly a whole page of the forum. i'm not quoting the entire post, as its in mx only area, and this isn't. enjoy! MҲ|Riley wrote ... 6) Stop Riley from going on & on & on & on ......... R3TRO wrote ... MҲ|Riley wrote ... OMG THAT IS MUCH TO READ! Can't really....   I cant read all that , i would surly not understand a word almost How long did it take to wright this?  TheBinarySurfer wrote ... Retro, the fact that you quoted him when you replied not only meant that everyone had to scroll through/read it twice but it made my eyes bleed, and me want to make you bleed! MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ... U see Woody what u did.. u make Riley write so much OMG he is gona comtinue this sumbody stop him  .:|DoG|:. kruciaL wrote ... TO MANY WORD AHHHHHHHHHH ::| MҲ|Riley wrote ... I could go on .......... Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ... Has Riley become the Russell Brand of Team MX with his superflous use of elongated grammer?/ | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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n00b meistro  Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | lmao  | ||
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tears  Registered Member #501 Joined: Mon Nov 12 07, 07:02PMYour Location: arnold , nottingham, uk Posts: 791 | Team MX |alexmrb wrote ... a case of "Make sigs not war"?!! ^^   Pm me for a sig or put in a aplication in the forums Here!  | ||
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| |UKMD| Nades |
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i hate nades  Registered Member #417 Joined: Thu Oct 04 07, 07:40AMYour Location: Aberdeen Posts: 2086 | tartanassassin 04 Feb : 16:39 and why am i no longer in the admin list as mx, when did i leave, Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ 04 Feb : 16:40 I think it was when you died! I liked this one!  | ||
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The sex!! Registered Member #56 Joined: Sat Jan 27 07, 11:08AMPosts: 666 | hah nades wen u died haha | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 |  | ||
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william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 | Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... tartanassassin 04 Feb : 16:39 and why am i no longer in the admin list as mx, when did i leave, Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ 04 Feb : 16:40 I think it was when you died! i too liked this one. so much so i incorrectly clicked Report twice. I liked this one! | ||
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| |UKMD| safari jim |
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9949 | MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ... Agree Can we spam this thread now? | ||
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| omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5402 | I'm sure I've got the record for the longest posts with the longest words ! That'll give Jim something to trawl through ..... | ||
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burn all N0obS  Registered Member #445 Joined: Tue Oct 16 07, 05:54PMYour Location: Acworth, Georgia!! Posts: 2724 | MҲ|Riley wrote ... I'm sure I've got the record for the longest posts with the longest words ! That'll give Jim something to trawl through ..... u do like to encroach on insanely long words, not like me and nades that can bearly string something with some other things to........ wot was i saying, ole yeah, it was the duke of westminster [ Edited Fri Feb 15 08, 08:54AM ]  | ||
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| |UKMD| Daddy Broeder |
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New Thread PreventiCat Registered Member #314 Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 11:36AMYour Location: Utrecht, Utrecht, The Netherlands Posts: 5747 | Cocidius wrote ... japs, me too. I agree. (btw moggie, it's misunderstandings. not miss-understandings) Out of The Code of Conduct...This Dutchie aint scared of no-one! George Bernhard Shaw wrote ... Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -Ҳ-Ҳ-Ҳ- | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | rofl! | ||
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| |UKMD| safari jim |
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9949 | and my reply: MҲ l safari jim wrote ... moggie has a special spell checking program written for him by a blind phillopino who only speaks french. available here: www.omg-wtf-bshs-spelinks-r-gud.com [ Edited Mon Feb 18 08, 05:53PM ] | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | Some cool guy wrote ... Bourne Rules I quote that! The best quote in the whole of the quotey world! | ||
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Trust pink, Trust Vanish ! Registered Member #512 Joined: Sun Nov 18 07, 01:15PMYour Location: Devon, UK Posts: 2330 | MҲ | Bourne wrote ... vanish wrote ... Bourne is a big fat noooob thats better. And is true.  Stabs McCool wrote ... ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5 Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152 ha!! | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | Did I write that? lol! I think I remember. | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | Ok, heres one Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... I have a dream, that one day my children, and my childrens children will be able to spam J!m's children and J!m's childrens children...I have a dream! -> that a spamquote? Bad one?  | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | MҲ | Bourne wrote ... Ok, heres one Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... I have a dream, that one day my children, and my childrens children will be able to spam J!m's children and J!m's childrens children...I have a dream! -> that a spamquote? Bad one? | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | Have to add another quick one MҲ l safari jim wrote ... Cinamon calls me saf, which saves some confusion, i also answer to "bloody noob" | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | hheehehe fithple spam!! I quote this from the pictures thing in general chat. MҲ l safari jim wrote ... MҲ | Bourne wrote ... <br /><br />look on the previous page you twit<br /> Pictures. Where are the pictures!??? Edit* I was gonna make a new post with this but I though it would be too much spam  MehAnyways, Jim replied to that^ with Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.- Aww wtf. It hasnt copy n pasted again! Grhh Ohh and, No jim didnt reply 'Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.-' Ok, here is his reply to when I told him it was gonna be added to quote list! MҲ l safari jim wrote ...  Another quote Ok, this is from the age thing on victims chat! Firstly this post -- noodle |MҲ| wrote ... Hey im only 13 Which then Stuee replied- Stuee wrote ... 13?? ffs i have T shirts older than you ? LOOOL! SPam glorious spam! Another quotey quote! Well quotes! Hermanater wrote ... I must say what a wholesome site this is turning out to be... I initially joined in order to expres my manly rambo type ways through the medium of growinga pony tail, wearing hand knitted jumpers and cheap sandals from byrites, whilst vaguely attempting to pass as a latter aged nerd. What I didn't expect was to be humbled by the depth of understanding and moral compassion for humanity as witnessed above... Now can we go kill things? AND Stuee wrote ... Can we please re think the name MX cos i fell off a motorbike once and have a wee scar on my knee. ( Still have nightmares you know) GTF Stuee(TTH) found 1 Fun times!!! Someone post already. I dont wanna spam anymore! Could be dangerous!  AHh hek. I dont like editing old spam! Ok Im gettingbored of talking to myself, but I shall continue! NEW QUOTE! From SafariJim. MҲ l safari jim wrote ... Bourne, overglocking is when we shoot you repeatedly for useless spam that isn't even an attempt at relevancy or humour. [ Edited Sat Mar 01 08, 11:16AM ] | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | MҲ | Bourne wrote ... hheehehe fithple spam!! I quote this from the pictures thing in general chat. MҲ l safari jim wrote ... MҲ | Bourne wrote ... <br /><br />look on the previous page you twit<br /> Pictures. Where are the pictures!??? Edit* I was gonna make a new post with this but I though it would be too much spam MehAnyways, Jim replied to that^ with Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.- Aww wtf. It hasnt copy n pasted again! Grhh Ohh and, No jim didnt reply 'Wait, I forgot to copy n paste it -.-' Ok, here is his reply to when I told him it was gonna be added to quote list! MҲ l safari jim wrote ... Another quote Ok, this is from the age thing on victims chat! Firstly this post -- noodle |MҲ| wrote ... Hey im only 13 Which then Stuee replied- Stuee wrote ... 13?? ffs i have T shirts older than you ? LOOOL! SPam glorious spam! Another quotey quote! Well quotes! Hermanater wrote ... I must say what a wholesome site this is turning out to be... I initially joined in order to expres my manly rambo type ways through the medium of growinga pony tail, wearing hand knitted jumpers and cheap sandals from byrites, whilst vaguely attempting to pass as a latter aged nerd. What I didn't expect was to be humbled by the depth of understanding and moral compassion for humanity as witnessed above... Now can we go kill things? AND Stuee wrote ... Can we please re think the name MX cos i fell off a motorbike once and have a wee scar on my knee. ( Still have nightmares you know) GTF Stuee(TTH) found 1 Fun times!!! Someone post already. I dont wanna spam anymore! Could be dangerous! AHh hek. I dont like editing old spam! Ok Im gettingbored of talking to myself, but I shall continue! NEW QUOTE! From SafariJim. MҲ l safari jim wrote ... Bourne, overglocking is when we shoot you repeatedly for useless spam that isn't even an attempt at relevancy or humour. [b]Zomg! Another quote and no replies yet Maybe the longest, most edited post?! [b]Ok one from Jim! MҲ l safari jim wrote ... i used to hate the internet, but then i got internet and now i love the internet Ahh S**t! I press the damn quote button. Damn quote and edit buttons -.- [ Edited Wed Mar 05 08, 05:18PM ] | ||
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Give him a "stooping" ovation! Registered Member #853 Joined: Wed Mar 05 08, 03:18PMPosts: 520 | Blimey, Riley, and there's me thinking I ghad a handle on "nuts" (having 2 lawn-monkeyas about during the day will do that to you!). Anyway, here are a couple of quotes I used at work for you: 1) "I don't make things complica\ted, that's how they get, all by themselves" 2) "They say that a problem shared is a problem halved, so is this your problem or half of someone elses?" 3) "Computer says...NO!" If you have any comments, feel free to send me a note, people. Happy gaming! "If i had a £1 for EVERY disc in the base of my spine that has crumbled, I could probably buy that Large Moccachino I always wanted!"  | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | Yay! Someone else actually ended my run of quotes! About time ffs! Heres a new one Stuee wrote ... MҲ l safari jim wrote ... nagor??? when did my wife get a steam account??!?? Post that to J!m's wife see how funny he sound's with no front teeth | ||
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| VICTIM | Count Mek |
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  Registered Member #852 Joined: Wed Mar 05 08, 01:43PMYour Location: London Posts: 36 | Huzzah!    | ||
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| omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5402 | MҲ|Riley wrote ... insaitiably garrulous and loquacious nubs incapable of restraining thier circumlocutory tendencies and thus casually producing extrinsic, wanton, supererogatory comment MҲ | Bourne wrote ... Come again Riley? Can you say that in English please? MҲ|Riley wrote ... you MҲ | Vαηish wrote ... owned. | ||
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | rofl Riley! | ||
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To be a nub, or to not be a nub, what a question..  Registered Member #561 Joined: Wed Dec 05 07, 01:09PMYour Location: Heerhugowaard, The Netherlands Posts: 171 | omg i'm peeing my panties  The one, the only the Nub   | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | lool Nubotron New Quote MҲ l safari jim wrote ... breaking news- after two lego star wars' a batman and indiana jones, the next lego game will be "bournes adventures with spam" there wont be a manual with it, cos you wont read it anyway | ||
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 Registered Member #77 Joined: Tue Feb 20 07, 05:04PMYour Location: Kidderminster Posts: 452 | Whatever wrote ... I don't really see that he committed a crime here, having it off with an inanimate object. So the cleaner saw some man-bike love action, get over it, it was in his bedroom for heaven's sake. Ooh, I bet it had one of those little baskets on.... you dirty, dirty bike....... and a little bell..... oo.... excuse me gents..... Best quote ever. Self-aggrandisement ftw I am 49% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? <a href="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/player-statistics-1223.html"><img src="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/sig/sig_1223-9.png" border="0"></a> | ||
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Registered Member #77 Joined: Tue Feb 20 07, 05:04PMYour Location: Kidderminster Posts: 452 | Whatever wrote ... You young 'uns don't know what a [censored] is- your shrivelled pre-pubescent micro penises are fit only to piss your vimto out of. Having said that, this is better! And what a co-inky-dink, it's me again! I am 49% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? <a href="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/player-statistics-1223.html"><img src="http://www.afterbuy.co.uk/stats/sig/sig_1223-9.png" border="0"></a> | ||
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| |UKMD| Bourne |
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6035 | lol nice | ||
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You like my Monkey?  Registered Member #704 Joined: Mon Jan 21 08, 07:13PMYour Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 453 | Whatever wrote ... [censored] Team MҲ | Nubotron wrote ... omg i'm peeing my panties <snigger> they said rude words I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind Turner 5 Spot + Fox RP3 + Push 140mm links Rockshox Pike 454 Hope M4's 203/180 Hope Bulbs on Mavic XM321 Sram X9 + Raceface Turbines Blackspire Dewlie C4 - Arh yeah! | ||
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| |UKMD| Daddy Broeder |
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| New Thread PreventiCat Registered Member #314 Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 11:36AMYour Location: Utrecht, Utrecht, The Netherlands Posts: 5747 | Out of the chatbox: MҲ| Daelo on Fri 21 Mar 08 - 19:23 shame im stuck in loughborough ! everyones left in my house and im staying here for a few more weeks, got some work to do no girls for me ! lol Team MҲ | Broeder on Fri 21 Mar 08 - 21:37 Daelo: Cheers! MҲ| Daelo on Fri 21 Mar 08 - 21:53 broeder you naughtly little scally wag!! Out of Daelo's thread: "mobo memory speed explained" wherein Daelo hopes to find answers to a technical issue.... Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... I don't have a clue either, but here's something Cheers! Victim|Angry [UKMD wrote ... ] LOL! Thats a really useless, but absolutely fantastic link! Nice one Broeder I like it when my links get clicked... George Bernhard Shaw wrote ... Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -Ҳ-Ҳ-Ҳ- | ||
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Back in MX! Registered Member #64 Joined: Sun Feb 04 07, 09:00PMYour Location: Guildford, Surrey Posts: 587 | Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... I like it when my links get clicked... Hmmm, sounds dirty!  I am 73% addicted to Counterstrike. Steam: Lord_Mof Xfire: inferno646 DON\'T FORGET TO SAY THANK YOU!!! Need Something Made on Photoshop??? I\'m your man! | ||
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| You like my Monkey? Registered Member #704 Joined: Mon Jan 21 08, 07:13PMYour Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 453 | Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... U got me kinda pzzled there COTD !Broeder confused?  I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind Turner 5 Spot + Fox RP3 + Push 140mm links Rockshox Pike 454 Hope M4's 203/180 Hope Bulbs on Mavic XM321 Sram X9 + Raceface Turbines Blackspire Dewlie C4 - Arh yeah! | ||
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TeamJobby FTW Registered Member #439 Joined: Sat Oct 13 07, 11:08PMYour Location: Wishaw, North Lanarkshire, Scotland Posts: 508 | MҲ l safari jim wrote ... heres a checklist for you (just for fun! its not mandatory): been stabbed by teleporno? shot j!m lots of times? been naded my moggie? been burned by moggie? been teleported into the oppositions spawn without gun by moggie? seen a flying Team mx | nades? seen bling running away from long a? been pwned by haze? (who is really a girl) naded yourself? leapt to your death from the tower on dust unlim? been railed down by riley at long a with a p90? had syxx jump on your head and shoot you with his shotty? been told to "FO " by stuee? angered Dunk? seen Herbosus with his cannon out? (ooo-eeerr ) watched eukrate burn and sang "disco inferno"? been flashed by pussy? (cat! what did you think there?) thought sunnie was randomly shouting stuff at no-one in the chatbox, when she was actually in teamspeak without a mic? had will-jam totally outclass you? had your thread spammed by major_soulreaver? heard hendrix drunk on teamspeak? wet your pants when you first turned the corner to find a strider facing off against you on dust2? thought lagmonster was a spinny hacker while speccing him? been linked by broeder? been bought by jegg, and had him claim you're his wife? been deagled by morphii^ (or j!m beam)?? got evil sausages as your top victim in stats? My recent favourite    | ||
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scouter and local backscratcher =P  Registered Member #819 Joined: Sun Feb 24 08, 04:26PMYour Location: reading Posts: 1100 | In Game Quote from me very odd.... between bambam (me) and will jam on mics on the glass map Bambam : Will y did u jump to ur death ? Will: cos i tought i would live typical me eh? spam, spam, glorious spam!! spamputer V^_^ peace |UKMD| Roman Legion said indeed burn and mini gun the lot of them, especially that liquibambam who again made me change to pyro last night "|UKMD| Chadman @ Work: if u want to know what its like to be stalked, ask BamBam -|UKMD| Riley: dirty spies deserve it" UKMD| Chadman: i was gonna say, im on fire tonight...but im not...you are and |UKMD| Chadman said I was on CSS not that long ago.Had got tired of killing BamBam on TF2, so went on source and did it there as well Stalking FTW! | ||
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Right behind you. Registered Member #727 Joined: Fri Feb 01 08, 12:00AMYour Location: Gelderland, the Netherlands Posts: 1607 | another one: Animaal asking how he can join MX: Team MҲ | Cocidius: here you go: <link to joining guide> Team MҲ | Cocidius: read it all, and the recording requirement is outdated Team MҲ | Cocidius: so basically: you make a victim app Team MҲ | Cocidius: and take off the MX tags and put a VICTIM one on Team MҲ | Cocidius: then moggie puts out a vote in a while Team MҲ | Animaal: Yeh , But i dont understand how .. Team MҲ | Animaal: were should i put the app ? Team MҲ | Cocidius: on the forums Team MҲ | Cocidius: in the victims section Team MҲ | Animaal: The webbside ? , Were on the webbside then ?  | ||
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