Just some of my collection, add more below!! note: no corrections or edits have been made to the quotes to make them funny. they are "as is" on the forums. any fake quotes get deleted.
MX | HendriX wrote ... Only jokin lol ... Sorry to see you go man but if you gotta go then u gotta go. hopefully see you around sometime... In fact I know ill see you around cause im in your closet!!! MUHAHAHA!.
Morphii^^ wrote ... im more of a quoter than a spamer..
MҲ|Riley wrote ... Mind you, I'd pay good money to see Moggie and Eukrate lashed naked to each other, covered in chocolate fudge sauce, and tossed into the front row of an Erasure gig ! tongue.png
MoggieX wrote ... if they don;t die the first time, spawn another nade and that'll 100% take them out! Matt
Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... The question is..."was" or "is" a n00b?
MoggieX wrote ... PS. I know \'nothing\' about enabling awp\'s and spanking bots to get King off #1 spot while no one is around =P
MoggieX wrote ... Where do we go from here? I have no idea. I only want to rush mid!
Stuee wrote ... Those who desire to be an Admin should immediately be prohibited from being one
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... I think meeting a bunch of 14 year old off here may get me into trouble with the law!!
Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ... I am in london and htat would mean meeting up with Tele and Herb, i would rather stick burning matches in my scrotum sack and play eine keine nach musik by amadas with it!!!
to blondebabe:
LoneBlueWolf wrote ... well... can't blame those who jump on top of you, it's just the lack of life us noobs have lol
moderator note believed to be riley:
MҲ | Bourne wrote ... [html] Train? [note from moderator: you're online - go to dictionary.com]
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MҲ l safari jim wrote ... the second half we did better thanks to lunatics convoluted crazy schemes like "b tunnels mid spawn a" and " along, ashort, mid, tunnels b"
MX | LUNATIC wrote ... LOL WELL B tunnels, midd, spawn, A LOL FANTASTIC
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MX | $pyr0 wrote ... I must be some kind of new breed of n00b because even though everything is typed up infront of me I still manage not to be able to do it XD
Cheesy wrote ... i would of slayed myself in shame when you awped me jim but i thought gooner might batter me
cinamon/N-Sane wrote ... i ll play 100% and i will use my l33t bingo calling skills!
Stuee wrote ... TS?No shouting? WTF? here have a tissue to wipe the tears princess I can play if needed
MX | Pussycat (Jim) wrote ... I have a commitment to team Pussycat Join me fellow n00bs, and we shall rise up and decimate the likes of nWo, Headmasters and team Cannon Fodder. Join the rebellion . Join us in the fight for (pussycat rights) and freedom!
Stuee wrote ... caller eh mmm let me think .......................... oh yeah FO
MX | Pussycat (Jim) wrote ... Stuee is a big big big scary man, he shouts down the mic and he scares little pussycats away, hes a bad bad man
LagMonster wrote ... OMG! i found the condom machine! it gives out condoms aswell!!! roflcopter!
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Bats wrote ... Can we get some subliminal messaging in the maps as well... such as join team mx, visit our website, give us money... well last one would be nice at least
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... "dont kill j!m"
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... "sponsor a sheep for nades"
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MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ... And I like to answer the posts LOOOL
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... i am safari j!m, i'm 29 and 3 quarters, soon to be 4 quarters, and i too like responding to forum posts. is this spammers anonymous??
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MoggieX wrote ... My name is Matt and I pwn n00bs, like Riley
mikem wrote ... I'm not much of a forum poster, so when I do post, it will probably be complete and utter rubbish, like this.
MҲ|Riley wrote ... I'm Riley and I'm new here. I'm 15 years old and I want to become a hairdresser and drive a small convertible. I hate guns and Stuee
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... I WANT a SHEEP Skin!!!!!!!
Woody wrote ... And errrrrrrrrm one of my many new years resolutions is to stay calm at all times (going to be hard methinks).
Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ... Dear Santa, my name is Bling Bling Ur Dead, i want a puppy for xmas with fish scales and ninja teeth, i play CSS on a computR with my uncle but he makes me sit on his knee, if i am a good little soldier, my mummy lets me spam these forums with annoyin pants. I am 7 and a girl, my real name is Fiona and i smoke pillarboxes and beat up anoyin sheep touchin jocks. Oneday if I am a goodgirl, i am allowed to hax UKMD and pimp arm, bitch slap the taste out of teleys mouth. As he is a big girl and if i get hit with a nade hax by moggie, i am aloud to cry and call him "a haxin mofo", cos my mum said so!
st3fan^ wrote ... (SPAM WITH SINGLE WORDS ONLY) UFO
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themuttsnuts71 wrote ... Just wondering what is the longest someone has had to wait to get into team MX just to give me an idea if i can break the record lol cause think my application got lost in the post office back log (only joking ) lol
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... the longest was "eternity" and it was asthetics of hate
Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ... not everyone is addicted to SPAM j!m.
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... its not just length of waitingness is it? recruitment is run by a majorly complicated mathematical formula, involving such things as online time on the server, amount of activity on the website, sheep donated to nades, how well someone already here gets to know you (as we're trying damn hard to keep twats out! (not that you're a twat, i didn't mean that )) how well moggiex knows you, pictures of you in a dress and finally wether you are there or not on the night matts drunk enough cider to press his vote button. its very scientific
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st3fan^ wrote ... nah i didnt really care evil! syxx is a knob jockey anyway
Syxx wrote ... Yeah that Syxx is a dick
MҲ | Bourne wrote ... Syxx is such an asshole! What a melon head! Whos Syxx again?lololol
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... TBH honest we have been calling you mansy-pansy so far!
MҲ|Riley wrote ... Who dedicates an entire thread to their 200th post ? (That's a rhetorical question Sasha)
Detail/T-Bag-T wrote ... does everyone remember the tiem moggie was drunk and sent that PM that was meant to only be to me to everyone??? about uneducateed weasels birthday. lolz
Stuee wrote ... some1 mention drink?
MҲ|Riley wrote ... I only Spam the Spam threads (honest )
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... not that im complaining, ive got a new thread to spam here! err i mean "to post meaningful opinions"
MҲ|Riley wrote ... Such modesty ! My 2000th was carefully planned ! I spammed one of Jim's serious threads tongue.png
Black Panther wrote ... that also need updatein, u have 2 black panthers, plus, im donut now, remember?
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... To right stick my sheep straight up there arse!
fludie gets banned:
Stuee wrote ... ROFL
fludie "Not sure where to go from here?" j!m "to another server."
Class
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ...
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... your right syxx. i think swearing should be outlawed in scotland.
That will be [censored] right!
Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... Is imitating Major considered "idiocy"? If so, I shud worry about this nite, I think...
MҲ l safari jim wrote ... and yes we are all n00bs. says so in the server title, see??
eukrate wrote ... your a nob, i though i was rude , but you are something else
Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... Take care Buddy.........ya prrrrrick!
st3fan^ wrote ... tis very true. dont know why women dont just say what they mean! not that hard! stop being fecking pillocks!!!!
Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ... bosses eh!!! caught mine away for a cheeky wee job interview this afternoon!!! cant hide nowt from me
wooop! good work jim, but i dont keep a notebook of quotes i will try and find some soon tho! well! u seem to have it covered! ur like a forum stand up comedian!
lol ok need to get plying abuit more probs really into cod4 at the moment fantastic game really fun and light not too heavy. i plyed css for like a year and a half like most of that with team mx soo i still post as i cannot forget any of u!!!!
I'm using my tiredness as an excuse for these incredibly poor jokes
Bats wrote ...
Warming up and planning is for the oldies.. Blagging it is the way forward...
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RIVALZ wrote ...
THE SERVER AINT UP YET AS I HAVE TO DO STUFF
Bats wrote ...
Found caps again then mate?
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Bats wrote ...
Lol, loving cloudeh in lycra... looks good
bats on who has the best hair:
Bats wrote ...
Can't be: - Moggiex disapeared ages ago, and whatever he rubs on it now just doesnt work.. his toupee looks good tho
Bats
Bats wrote ...
Lol, Its alright new section of the site, and rooms on TS, we can get the welsh involved as well... Then again they'll mainly be talking about the grooming of their sheep...
Bats wrote ...
Well he is from Belgium... The true origin of French Fries ironically...
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MoggieX wrote ...
Riley for sure, sensible chap from what I can make out.
Bats wrote ...
Oh yeah if anyone see mr man, might be an idea to recruit him, i think i gave him basic admin by mistake
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lol ... Sorry to see you go man but if you gotta go then u gotta go. hopefully see you around sometime... In fact I know ill see you around cause im in your closet!!! MUHAHAHA!.
XD
Join me fellow n00bs, and we shall rise up and decimate the likes of nWo, Headmasters and team Cannon Fodder. Join the rebellion . Join us in the fight for (pussycat rights) and freedom! 
roflcopter! 
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wasnt intentional this time.. 
