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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯   Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | Just some of my collection, add more below!! note: no corrections or edits have been made to the quotes to make them funny. they are "as is" on the forums. any fake quotes get deleted. MX | HendriX wrote ... Only jokin  lol ... Sorry to see you go man but if you gotta go then u gotta go. hopefully see you around sometime... In fact I know ill see you around cause im in your closet!!! MUHAHAHA!.Morphii^^ wrote ... im more of a quoter than a spamer.. MҲ|Riley wrote ... Mind you, I'd pay good money to see Moggie and Eukrate lashed naked to each other, covered in chocolate fudge sauce, and tossed into the front row of an Erasure gig ! tongue.png MoggieX wrote ... if they don;t die the first time, spawn another nade and that'll 100% take them out! Matt Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... The question is..."was" or "is" a n00b?  MoggieX wrote ... PS. I know \'nothing\' about enabling awp\'s and spanking bots to get King off #1 spot while no one is around =P MoggieX wrote ... Where do we go from here? I have no idea. I only want to rush mid! Stuee wrote ... Those who desire to be an Admin should immediately be prohibited from being one Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... I think meeting a bunch of 14 year old off here may get me into trouble with the law!! Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ... I am in london and htat would mean meeting up with Tele and Herb, i would rather stick burning matches in my scrotum sack and play eine keine nach musik by amadas with it!!! to blondebabe: LoneBlueWolf wrote ... well... can't blame those who jump on top of you, it's just the lack of life us noobs have lol moderator note believed to be riley: MҲ | Bourne wrote ... Train? [note from moderator: you're online - go to dictionary.com] ============================================== MҲ l safari jim wrote ... the second half we did better thanks to lunatics convoluted crazy schemes like "b tunnels mid spawn a" and " along, ashort, mid, tunnels b" MX | LUNATIC wrote ... LOL WELL B tunnels, midd, spawn, A LOL FANTASTIC ============================================== MX | $pyr0 wrote ... I must be some kind of new breed of n00b because even though everything is typed up infront of me I still manage not to be able to do it  XD Cheesy wrote ... i would of slayed myself in shame when you awped me jim but i thought gooner might batter me  cinamon/N-Sane wrote ... i ll play 100% and i will use my l33t bingo calling skills! Stuee wrote ... TS?No shouting? WTF? here have a tissue to wipe the tears princess I can play if needed MX | Pussycat (Jim) wrote ... I have a commitment to team Pussycat  Join me fellow n00bs, and we shall rise up and decimate the likes of nWo, Headmasters and team Cannon Fodder. Join the rebellion . Join us in the fight for (pussycat rights) and freedom! Stuee wrote ... caller eh mmm let me think .......................... oh yeah FO MX | Pussycat (Jim) wrote ... Stuee is a big big big scary man, he shouts down the mic and he scares little pussycats away, hes a bad bad man LagMonster wrote ... OMG! i found the condom machine!  it gives out condoms aswell!!!  roflcopter! ============================================= Bats wrote ... Can we get some subliminal messaging in the maps as well... such as join team mx, visit our website, give us money... well last one would be nice at least  MҲ l safari jim wrote ... "dont kill j!m" Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... "sponsor a sheep for nades" ============================================ MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ... And I like to answer the posts LOOOL MҲ l safari jim wrote ... i am safari j!m, i'm 29 and 3 quarters, soon to be 4 quarters, and i too like responding to forum posts. is this spammers anonymous?? ============================================== MoggieX wrote ... My name is Matt and I pwn n00bs, like Riley mikem wrote ... I'm not much of a forum poster, so when I do post, it will probably be complete and utter rubbish, like this. MҲ|Riley wrote ... I'm Riley and I'm new here. I'm 15 years old and I want to become a hairdresser and drive a small convertible. I hate guns and Stuee Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... I WANT a SHEEP Skin!!!!!!! Woody wrote ... And errrrrrrrrm one of my many new years resolutions is to stay calm at all times (going to be hard methinks). Bling Bling|MҲ| wrote ... Dear Santa, my name is Bling Bling Ur Dead, i want a puppy for xmas with fish scales and ninja teeth, i play CSS on a computR with my uncle but he makes me sit on his knee, if i am a good little soldier, my mummy lets me spam these forums with annoyin pants. I am 7 and a girl, my real name is Fiona and i smoke pillarboxes and beat up anoyin sheep touchin jocks. Oneday if I am a goodgirl, i am allowed to hax UKMD and pimp arm, bitch slap the taste out of teleys mouth. As he is a big girl and if i get hit with a nade hax by moggie, i am aloud to cry and call him "a haxin mofo", cos my mum said so! st3fan^ wrote ... (SPAM WITH SINGLE WORDS ONLY) UFO ================================================ themuttsnuts71 wrote ... Just wondering what is the longest someone has had to wait to get into team MX just to give me an idea if i can break the record lol cause think my application got lost in the post office back log (only joking ) lol MҲ l safari jim wrote ... the longest was "eternity" and it was asthetics of hate =================================================== Evil-sausages wrote ... i like spam its so hearty MX :.MajQSoulReaver wrote ... just to spam a litte bit Testing spam_aimbot 4.3 Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ... not everyone is addicted to SPAM j!m. MҲ l safari jim wrote ... its not just length of waitingness is it? recruitment is run by a majorly complicated mathematical formula, involving such things as online time on the server, amount of activity on the website, sheep donated to nades, how well someone already here gets to know you (as we're trying damn hard to keep twats out! (not that you're a [censored], i didn't mean that )) how well moggiex knows you, pictures of you in a dress and finally wether you are there or not on the night matts drunk enough cider to press his vote button. its very scientific ================================================ st3fan^ wrote ... nah i didnt really care evil! syxx is a knob jockey anyway Syxx wrote ... Yeah that Syxx is a dick MҲ | Bourne wrote ... Syxx is such an asshole! What a melon head! Whos Syxx again?lololol Syxx wrote ... sm_slap bourne 99 ================================================== to mansepanse: Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... TBH honest we have been calling you mansy-pansy so far! MҲ|Riley wrote ... Who dedicates an entire thread to their 200th post ? (That's a rhetorical question Sasha) Detail/T-Bag-T wrote ... does everyone remember the tiem moggie was drunk and sent that PM that was meant to only be to me to everyone??? about uneducateed weasels birthday. lolz Stuee wrote ... some1 mention drink? MҲ|Riley wrote ... I only Spam the Spam threads (honest  ) MҲ l safari jim wrote ... not that im complaining, ive got a new thread to spam here! err i mean "to post meaningful opinions" MҲ|Riley wrote ... Such modesty ! My 2000th was carefully planned ! I spammed one of Jim's serious threads tongue.png Black Panther wrote ... that also need updatein, u have 2 black panthers, plus, im donut now, remember? Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... To right stick my sheep straight up there arse! fludie gets banned: Stuee wrote ... ROFL fludie "Not sure where to go from here?" j!m "to another server." Class Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... MҲ l safari jim wrote ... That will be [censored] right! your right syxx. i think swearing should be outlawed in scotland. Team MҲ | Broeder wrote ... Is imitating Major considered "idiocy"? If so, I shud worry about this nite, I think... MҲ l safari jim wrote ... and yes we are all n00bs. says so in the server title, see?? eukrate wrote ... your a nob, i though i was rude , but you are something else Team MҲ |Nadeﮎ wrote ... Take care Buddy.........ya prrrrrick! st3fan^ wrote ... tis very true. dont know why women dont just say what they mean! not that hard! stop being fecking pillocks!!!! Team MҲ l DUNK wrote ... bosses eh!!! caught mine away for a cheeky wee job interview this afternoon!!! cant hide nowt from me [ Edited Sun Aug 10 08, 11:39AM ]  my videos: | ||
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aba de booshalidge   Registered Member #147 Joined: Tue May 01 07, 03:51PMPosts: 1026 | wooop! good work jim, but i dont keep a notebook of quotes i will try and find some soon tho! well! u seem to have it covered! ur like a forum stand up comedian!    | ||
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Mr. no sound  Registered Member #454 Joined: Mon Oct 22 07, 06:48PMYour Location: 73|-| /\/008\/!113 Posts: 1700 | Love the way that my qoute sticks more then anyone elses hahaha nerrr nerrrr you lot ...Jim this forum is probably just another excuse to spam?  [ Edited Wed Jan 09 08, 02:26PM ]  | ||
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Team MX | Lun4TiC  Registered Member #26 Joined: Wed Jan 03 07, 10:18PMYour Location: RAF Camp Near Wolverhampton Posts: 297 | hahaha awesome b tunnels mid spawn a long b to the tree!!  | ||
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I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | Hehheheh Nice spam m8 ..... hmmm i meant to say job m8 As one of Team Forum Spammers I can say u r the king  | ||
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omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5401 | Is this the secret preview of yuor new signature Jim ? | ||
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The sex!!  Registered Member #56 Joined: Sat Jan 27 07, 11:08AMPosts: 666 | wheres the quotes of me???? "rushes to toilet gets a drink then calls mum whats for tea???" | ||
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Trust pink, Trust Vanish ! Registered Member #512 Joined: Sun Nov 18 07, 01:15PMYour Location: Devon, UK Posts: 2330 | i dont get it.  Stabs McCool wrote ... ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5 Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152 ha!! | ||
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | Rob wrote ... wheres the quotes of me???? "rushes to toilet gets a drink then calls mum whats for tea???" couldn't find one we hadn't censored my videos: | ||
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| The sex!! Registered Member #56 Joined: Sat Jan 27 07, 11:08AMPosts: 666 | lol fair enough and i dont know why i put that!!! censored censored censored | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | coz u are [censored] lool Hey Rob come on server sum times when u see me playing.. miss your face and your sexy voice | ||
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| The sex!! Registered Member #56 Joined: Sat Jan 27 07, 11:08AMPosts: 666 | lol ok need to get plying abuit more probs really into cod4 at the moment fantastic game really fun and light not too heavy. i plyed css for like a year and a half like most of that with team mx soo i still post as i cannot forget any of u!!!! | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | Ye u should. I like to have that deagling time again with u | ||
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bats Registered Member #22 Joined: Mon Jan 01 07, 10:54PMYour Location: Antartica Posts: 1238 | I could I've had more amusing quotes... Then again I guess I'm just not funny... [ Edited Wed Jan 09 08, 10:55PM ] | ||
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| omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5401 | unbridled.jocularity@bats | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | lol that guy bats or what he calls him self he is funny just slap him | ||
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | Bats wrote ... I could I've had more amusing quotes... Then again I guess I'm just not funny... well, i went through 77 pages of your forum posts and found these: QUOTABLE BATS Bats wrote ... plus lbh this really isn't a big deal.. now i've stirred the pot time to move on i feel... Bats wrote ... Achilles wrote ... yeah plzzz i have bumchums so if awp allowed and im their, server will 100% have more than 10 players lol You and your *bumchums* Shall we just rename it to the gay pride server? UK | MAN DOWN! | Gay Pride Firendly | Team MX | FF/Anal/Sluts Or Perhaps UK | MAN DOWN! | Kebab & Tranny Friendly | Team MX | AWP/FF/Auto's I'm using my tiredness as an excuse for these incredibly poor jokes Bats wrote ... Warming up and planning is for the oldies.. Blagging it is the way forward... ================================================ RIVALZ wrote ... THE SERVER AINT UP YET AS I HAVE TO DO STUFF Bats wrote ... Found caps again then mate? ================================================ Bats wrote ... Lol, loving cloudeh in lycra... looks good bats on who has the best hair: Bats wrote ... Can't be: - Moggiex disapeared ages ago, and whatever he rubs on it now just doesnt work.. his toupee looks good tho Bats Bats wrote ... Lol, Its alright new section of the site, and rooms on TS, we can get the welsh involved as well... Then again they'll mainly be talking about the grooming of their sheep... Bats wrote ... Well he is from Belgium... The true origin of French Fries ironically... ===================================================== on recruitment: MoggieX wrote ... Riley for sure, sensible chap from what I can make out. Bats wrote ... Oh yeah if anyone see mr man, might be an idea to recruit him, i think i gave him basic admin by mistake  ====================================================== on will-jam: Bats wrote ... We'll drag him kicking and screaming to the site Bats wrote ... Achilles has got his scots accent almost to a tee... So Achillees i vote you become little stuee for a while to help the transition... Ohh dear just realised how bad that came out..  wasnt intentional this time.. Bats wrote ... Hmmm... the joys of TS where comments aren't recorded... on extinctions victim app: Bats wrote ... Pleasant as always you northern monkey Bats wrote ... Dont forget the chips with that Achilles Bats wrote ... I'm Bats, and i'm a little less powerfull than God but not by much... Bats wrote ... Always gay stuff aint it with you cheesy... Bats wrote ... Ahh... the joys of programming... If only there were some... bats the teamflasher: Bats wrote ... it was a great flash... i swear it got a couple of them as well... my videos: | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | omg nice work Jim Ithink now u just need to get rest a little | ||
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| bats Registered Member #22 Joined: Mon Jan 01 07, 10:54PMYour Location: Antartica Posts: 1238 | Thanks J!m... Fond memories | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | slap him in game u will get tons of quotas | ||
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Overwhelming millions everyday Registered Member #115 Joined: Sun Apr 01 07, 10:16PMYour Location: Stirling Posts: 2934 | Major on matches against |CTU|... MX :.MajoRSoulReaver wrote ... they always suceed to pwn us coz when u have 10 MX in one place thats like u have a room full of TNT and then sum lights the match Made me laugh REDRUM Music Video made by me and my brothers | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | wooohoo i got quoted I feel happy, i feel accepted, i feel warm...oOOo i just pee my pants | ||
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william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 | 10 MX in one room for a CTU match is like opening the door on cockroaches, as soon as the light comes on they scatter, | ||
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 Registered Member #533 Joined: Mon Nov 26 07, 01:59PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 610 | i would also pay to see moggie and euk lashed together that 1 kraks me  | ||
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | herb doesn't post much, so when he does, its only right to take the mick MҲ l safari jim wrote ... MX: Herbosus wrote ... TARTAN you asshole, ITS TIME YOU FELT MY NOOB CANNON!   my videos: | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | He is one busy man That that kawboy with his ciggy and n00b cannon I miss time when i slaped him | ||
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n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6015 | Whoot im quoted twice! Am I late with this? Ive only just seen this! 9th Jan.. Im always spamming server so how did I not come across this?   | ||
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| n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6015 | Ohh yeah i forgots to say! Well done Jim for your collection! Where you keep them? xD and why...? hehehe lolzer lolzer lozenger... <<WAH | ||
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| omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5401 | ' | ||
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burn all N0obS  Registered Member #445 Joined: Tue Oct 16 07, 05:54PMYour Location: Acworth, Georgia!! Posts: 2724 | hahaha, quality quote there riley | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | Riley u spammer | ||
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | ^^ and that post was highly important? and was this one?  my videos: | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | yes that post and this one where i tell u that your post is just a spam | ||
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 Registered Member #590 Joined: Fri Dec 14 07, 02:42PMYour Location: hartlepool Posts: 101 | marvelous stuff note to self think before typing or jim'll have ya  Produced on a line handling nuts  | ||
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | i actually read the forums before i "reply with relevant comments" my videos: | ||
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Registered Member #533 Joined: Mon Nov 26 07, 01:59PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 610 | wat u can read aswell as spam | ||
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| omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5401 | "SPAM" There  And it's unquestionably relevant  | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | I read also But my memorie last for only 5 sec.. where wher we?? Spam??? | ||
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| Trust pink, Trust Vanish ! Registered Member #512 Joined: Sun Nov 18 07, 01:15PMYour Location: Devon, UK Posts: 2330 | lol nubbins Stabs McCool wrote ... ive just noticed, this is the first post ive seen from manse Mansepanse : Joined: Wed Nov 28 07 , Posts: 5 Vanish : Joined: Sun Nov 18 07 , Posts: 2152 ha!! | ||
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| Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | ^^that vanish is spam. of an amature nature my videos: | ||
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