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[UKMD] Nades
Fri Aug 29 08, 06:55AM
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Im away to Edinburgh (its just a posh Glasgow) for what the girlfriend calls a wee break but I call a dirty weekend!

So i have in the case: Fags, Vodka, Clothes and Condoms.
what does could a man need!

Discuss, (will give me interesting reading when i return!)


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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Fri Aug 29 08, 07:02AM
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Have fun Nades




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|UKMD| Broeder
Fri Aug 29 08, 07:14AM
sm_say Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays!

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Nades [UKMD wrote ...
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So i have in the case: Fags, Vodka, Clothes and Condoms.

Is that her case?
What are you bringing for yourself?
Chocolat, whipped cream (dont forget the whip!), stawberries, champagne, ointments, plenty of $$$,
Laptop + fast internet = serveraction?
Sjeez Nades...a wee break. From what? Why?

Do you want us to post pics of your GF? You know thats going to be an assorted galery...

Like this:





Cheers,
Have a good one,
Broeder

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Fri Aug 29 08, 07:19AM

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BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Broeder!

TJ FTW FFS
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|UKMD| :.MajoR.:
Fri Aug 29 08, 07:21AM
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She will be nice bride Nades




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Fri Aug 29 08, 08:28AM
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Fri Aug 29 08, 08:45AM
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you festivalling? (Is it still on?) Room booked? Lots of wonga mate.. the festival is expensive now.

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[UKMD] Nades
Fri Aug 29 08, 08:53AM
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Im sure teh festival is finished now, although I would like to catch some comedy whilst im down there.
Yeah the room is book about 350 quid a night! (some posh suite)

And If my GF seen that your compairing her to a sheep( a lovely sheep tho i will add) I think she would be a bit miffed!

[ Edited Fri Aug 29 08, 08:53AM ]


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|UKMD| Broeder
Fri Aug 29 08, 09:06AM
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Nades [UKMD wrote ...
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... I think she would be a bit miffed!


show her this



and she will forgive us?

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DUNK #Clanofdoom
Fri Aug 29 08, 09:22AM
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nades will also pack a nice Sheepskin jacket that he will insist she wears only in private. and in the pockets of the jacket will be a couple of kg's of Mutton.

and i wonder if we will notice the smell of burning rubber here in Glasgow wafting from the Edinburgh direction!

have fun, ya jammy sheepworrier!!
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|UKMD| neon flame
Fri Aug 29 08, 09:36AM

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Having been to Glasgow, I'm trying to picture Edingburgh from your description. How exactly is it posh? Do they actually wear something under the kilts, or deep fry caviar?

That was a joke by the way Dunk, I loved Glasgow... well, everything but the bagpipe players

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DUNK #Clanofdoom
Fri Aug 29 08, 11:21AM
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our bagpipe players are ace (i assume you were on Buchanan st)

I heard 3 young pipers play the Okey Kokey a few weeks back!

but tbh, from what Paul is hoping for, it doesnt matter if the hotel is in Edinburgh, Glasgow, or Beirut. I dont think he is planning to see outside the hotel room, unless his Fags,Vodka or Condoms need replenished.

and festival is all over





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|UKMD|Riley
Fri Aug 29 08, 05:25PM
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How romantic


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Fri Aug 29 08, 05:26PM
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Spectacular evenings out



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Fri Aug 29 08, 05:27PM
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Fri Aug 29 08, 06:12PM
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05 Jan : 19:35
I got college tomorrow, starting my music video assignment, nice one bruvaaaaaa but I has a 3 hour lunch tomorrow.

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My first day back too ! Quite enjoyed it in fact

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Tough to get back into work today.........minor spammage of the webbie will settle me in nicely!

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Afternoon all. did we all have a gd christmas and new year? Back at work after 3 weeks off cants cope, its 2 cold!
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I promised my little son that we would go fishing this weekend. spent 20 minutes smashing the ice and a further 2 fruitless hours watching a stationary float before he decided it was too cold and we should go home. Still....on the plus side at least he didn't fall in this time!

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