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|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 07:54PM

Melons gunna getcha

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rofl you copyed in all the spam

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 07:55PM

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Your a n00b get some real lyrics on xD

Lyrics to I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor :
Stop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you
And what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to
And your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)
Oh, but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand
And lighting the fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang, go!

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or
I don't know what you're looking for
I said*, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

I wish you'd stop ignoring me, because it's sending me to despair
Without a sound, yeah, you're calling me, and I don't think it's very fair
That your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)
Oh, but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)
Your name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand
Lighting the fuse might result in a bang, b-b-bang, go!

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or
I don't know what you're looking for
I said*, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

Oh, there ain't no love, no Montagues or Capulets
Are just banging tunes and DJ sets and...
Dirty dancefloors, and dreams of naughtiness!

Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or
I don't know what you're looking for
I said, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
From 1984!

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 07:56PM

Melons gunna getcha

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NO NO NO we are doing DISNEY!!!!

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 07:58PM

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fine then hold on let me get my disney spam out

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:01PM

Melons gunna getcha

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good lad we can move on once ive had my fill

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:02PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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Circle of Life

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From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round

It's the circle of life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle
The circle of life

Hakuna Matata

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[Timon:] Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
[Pumba:] Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

[Timon:] It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

When he was a young warthog
[Pumba:] When I was a young warthog
[Timon:] He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal
[Pumba:] I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And, oh, the shame
[Timon:] He was ashamed
[Pumba:] Thought-a changin' my name
[Timon:] Oh, what's in a name
[Pumba:] And I got downhearted
[Timon:] How did you feel
[Pumba:] Ev'rytime that I...
[Timon:] Hey, not in front of the Kids
[Pumba:] Oh, sorry.
[Both:] Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze

[Simba:] It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy

[All:] Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna...it means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy

there happy ?

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:03PM

Melons gunna getcha

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lol we have had those!!

|UKMD| Joe xD

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:04PM

tmp nubcake

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i want more of the 'GET YOOOOR DISNAYY RINTONEZ FOR FREE FROM HORNY SLUTZZZ' adverts.
they make me laugh xD

come to the TMP, only it can save you.

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:07PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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well i wanted to do them u see

what havent u done then? an joe WHAT ?

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:09PM

Melons gunna getcha

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lol i do a lot of beauty in the beast ones my fav disney film and saw the broadway show the other week how magical sigh

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:11PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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oh jeez, u remind me of my little sister

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Joe xD

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:12PM

tmp nubcake

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perhaps i'll just stop talking, that'll be easier =D

i'm away to the pub, enjoy the disney thread without me xD

come to the TMP, only it can save you.

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:13PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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BYEEEEE JOE <3

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:14PM

Melons gunna getcha

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bye Joe!!

thats the only disney film i like a lot, dont have a copy of it or anything just used to watch it loads when i was little

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:19PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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lol when i were a young lad it was all, toy story and lion king and Jumanji

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:21PM

Melons gunna getcha

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lion king... if you think about it nearly in every disney film someone dies

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:22PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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indeed, except toy story

and mickey mouse

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:23PM

Melons gunna getcha

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yeah well i was close!!

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:25PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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hehehe i just wanted to be right.. Well done have a cookie

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:27PM

Melons gunna getcha

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i like white choclate ones

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:28PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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well u get normal ones as you were not completely right

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:32PM

Melons gunna getcha

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:35PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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never fear you got one for another spam you did

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:37PM

Melons gunna getcha

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what is this thread about again

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:38PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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UKMD Spam Defence Thread

meaning spam thread which is what we are dong

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:39PM

Melons gunna getcha

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oh yes thats fine then

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:40PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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yep Spam ftw, then again im spamming every thread

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:44PM

Melons gunna getcha

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:47PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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loool hmm il have to fite back with bunnie spam

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:49PM

There is a bug in my avatar...

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|UKMD| CAWA wrote ...

I AM MARK CHUFFING ALMOND

Hehehe, yes Master?

alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.

Yes...we don't take that much crap here....

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:50PM

Melons gunna getcha

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those eyes r hypnotic

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:52PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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they be very scarey and broeder random much ?

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:53PM

Melons gunna getcha

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yeah that was a bit left field he wont be happy..cawa that is

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:56PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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when is cawa happy?

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 08:58PM

Melons gunna getcha

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:00PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:01PM

Melons gunna getcha

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:04PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:06PM

Melons gunna getcha

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MELON SPAAAAAAM

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:08PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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erm let me find some shadam spam may take some time

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:10PM

Melons gunna getcha

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gotta love melon as snow white

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:13PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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i still cant believe ur smaller than dwarves xD

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:13PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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me in the movie deliverance

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:13PM

Melons gunna getcha

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well um yes that is a problem

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:19PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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lool a big one, for a small person

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:21PM

Melons gunna getcha

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lol u not got a better pic

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:21PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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erm sumwer if i can be a to the r to the s to the e to the d looking

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:25PM

Melons gunna getcha

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lol ure fun

|UKMD| ﮎhadam

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:27PM

Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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sarcasm or truthfully

|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6

|UKMD| Melon

Thu Oct 23 08, 09:28PM

Melons gunna getcha

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truthfully so fun have this extra melon spam im the melon on the right

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