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Help The n00blet (AKA the 'n00b')

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[FOR MELON] Sending a pm

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help please

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System cleanup guide!

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Wed Oct 22 08, 11:42AM

Have a Slice of cake..

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[poll] Hmmmm!

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team speak

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I suck, need help

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HELPPPPPPP

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GOT REG??

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Syxx wrote this in the forum 31 Jul : 08:56

[TF2 Training Night]

Rocket/Stickybomb jumping 101Map – cp_gravelpitLocatio n – Point CTeams – All REDClasses – Soldier/DemomamTime – 5-10mins Will start with a short demonstration on how to effectively sticky jump and rocket jump. Everyone will join red team and practice rocket/sticky jumping from various positions to the top of control point C. (I chose point C in Gravelpit as Rocket/Sticky jumping is key to capturing this point in a game and it's quite high)How to effectively use an úbercharge as a Med[more ...]

|UKMD| st3fan^ wrote this in the forum 28 Dec : 13:51

Mallet's Mallet!, This is a word association game musn't pause, musn't hesitate

Right nicked this off another forum i like to occasionally spam!its The Mallet's Mallet!, This is a word association game musn't pause, musn't hesitate...bread

|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 02 Jan : 09:39

Server Feedback - We Want to Hear From You!

Thats right, we're open to ALL suggestions as when it comes to our servers.If you have a suggestion, please post below.Note: That AWP & Auto sniper enablement is non-negiotable, it ain't happening!This thread carries a strict NO FLAMING policy, if you have an idea, post it!Some suggested topics:- Ranking Systems- Mods (of any kind)- Public wars- Special Nights---------- Work in Progress ----------Ok, just to summarise from the posts made so far:* Map rotation based upon players/time of dayI [more ...]

|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 27 Dec : 01:03

*** |UKMD| Code of Conduct - ALL MEMBERS MUST SIGN ***

WelcomeAdmin, TeamSpeak & custom skins are given to |UKMD| members in 'goodwill' as such I really don't expect for them to be abused and for common sense to be applied when using them.-------------------- -------------------- ---I have set up some general guidelines, think of it as a 'code of conduct', in a nutshell:1. Don't abuse the status or the access to services (eg, Admin, TeamSpeak etc) you have been given.2. Don't be a complete nause or an annoying twat.3. Remember the things you like[more ...]

|UKMD| MoggieX wrote this in the forum 11 Jun : 13:37

Victims application form. ( please fill this in if you are a victim)

** Please copy this out and put it in a new thread to apply to MX****Fill out the section that applies to you, TF2 or CS:S Or in my case, BOTH****See The Last Post Below for an example**If you have not done so already please read the How to join |UKMD| GuideFeel free to add more but please answer all the questionsImportant Note:|UKMD| is not an active match playing clan, it is a 'Team' and a 'community', IF you're looking for matches, then you've come to the wrong place.-------------------- ---[more ...]

Welcome!

Imagine This:
Going to a massive game server, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other
Team MX is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, Team MX. We're probably the largest UK clan ever, we have over 170 team members with well over 130 of them actively playing. Team MX is over a year old now, celabrating its first birthday in November last year. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About Team MX
Also quite interestingly, every Team MX member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also feel at ease that there is only small group of admins, the core admins that have the access to any player abuse commands. So you can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan.

Joining Team MX
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave Team MX, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

Join Our Community!
As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration. To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.

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|UKMD| CAWA
05 Jan : 22:04
grrrrrrr

|UKMD| Smit
05 Jan : 21:49
UKMD DOD:S server ftw! shame i cud only kill will jam and cawa

UKMD The Lonely Wolf
05 Jan : 21:20

Good to "see" you Bourne. It's been a long time i was beginning to forget the look of the site

|UKMD| Bourne
05 Jan : 21:18

Wolf

UKMD The Lonely Wolf
05 Jan : 21:11
Computer's fixed, and my hours have changed once more. Oh how it feels good to be on this website!
Haven't been online in over 2 weeks

Spyro
05 Jan : 19:52
I got college tomorrow, starting my music video assignment, nice one bruvaaaaaa

but I has a 3 hour lunch tomorrow.

|UKMD|Riley
05 Jan : 18:38
My first day back too ! Quite enjoyed it in fact

|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 16:57
Tough to get back into work today.........minor spammage of the webbie will settle me in nicely!

|UKMD|TheNeedleSlave
05 Jan : 13:31
Afternoon all. did we all have a gd christmas and new year?

Back at work after 3 weeks off cants cope, its 2 cold!
sorry 2 hear bout that Dunk

AndyLuckyShot
05 Jan : 13:30
i just got man vs tank!!! YER !!!!!

|UKMD| welshace
05 Jan : 13:26
no job = suXXOrz

|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 12:50
I promised my little son that we would go fishing this weekend. spent 20 minutes smashing the ice and a further 2 fruitless hours watching a stationary float before he decided it was too cold and we should go home. Still....on the plus side at least he didn't fall in this time!

|UKMD| Ging
05 Jan : 12:46
Sorry to hear that Dunk.

On a positive note, at least you've still got a job.

Hermanater
05 Jan : 12:22
my ioffice has no heating, it's 4 degrees in here... Brrrrr...
Sory to hear about your split Dunc, hope all's as ok as it could be.

|UKMD| DMW
05 Jan : 12:04
Sorry to hear that Dunk!

lUKMDl Spinner
05 Jan : 10:54
Morning y'all! Cold in Lisbon today as well if it makes you feel any better dunk.

Spyro
05 Jan : 10:32
It does Dunk

...While your at work with rubbish weather, down here its sunny, warm and I have the day off college

DUNK #Clanofdoom
05 Jan : 10:17
its monday
its freezing
back at work
and splitting up with g/f

does it get any worse!!!

Spyro
05 Jan : 10:14
Daelo you crazy son of a gun I was still up at 2:13 am

but you had like a conversation with yourself for almost an hour haha

oh and mornin' =D

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 02:23
Rum, top gear on demand, and hot radiators keeping me warm and being a student will keep me going

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 02:13
No1 up on a monday morning 2.13 am?

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 01:39
just popped outside for a smoke, and hey presto ive seen the first snow of the year yay! albeit no laying much cuz its abit soggy

|UKMD| Daelo
05 Jan : 01:33
just like to say your all a bunch of gun weilding maniacs! and good times and many more to come

|UKMD| Broeder
05 Jan : 00:54
ermmmm...it's in the Core Section

But it IS funny!

NN All!

Spyro
04 Jan : 21:46
wuh-teh-fuh broeder?

|UKMD| Broeder
04 Jan : 21:16
Ah mades ah funny post!

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 20:40
rite, finally got sum money so shud be sponsoring soon!

|UKMD| ﮎhadam-DeҲ
04 Jan : 19:16
interpol ftw

Spyro
04 Jan : 15:41
Anyone listen too Beardyman?

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 15:39
lol! lmao! n00blet!

dec1211
04 Jan : 15:18
I ate some ham that was supposedly still in date...

I've been sick 5 times since that post

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 14:21
The enviroment needs YOU!

|UKMD| Bourne
04 Jan : 14:20
salvo? thats in his dreams

Morphii^
04 Jan : 13:11
rofl..the dude goes..fo..i really play for salvo...i stil lmfao..last nights match

AndyLuckyShot
04 Jan : 12:02
14-3 on glass wooop

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