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Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...

Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

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Mar 16
We finally have evidence, Dec is a haxing n00blet Apparently its taken him since last summer create this, if you check out the edits, you'll see why. 'Quality'.

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Mar 13
After this evenings discovering's and complete & utter fiasco, all core administration rights have been revoked. It was decided by the core admins that certain players are ejected from the community, however then go on to entertain them, when really for the 'communities' sake they should have stayed well clear. So I am winding it back to square one.


In the interim while I try and unpick this unworldly mess and try and contact each core in turn in the zero free time I have currently, any [censored] that needs to be banned from our servers, use this thread with appropriate information:
http://www.ukmandown.co.uk/forum-t204132.html

Matt
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Mar 12
Evening,

Unfortunately it was brought to my attention earlier that a previous member of UKMD who was expelled due to their 'trolling' of the forums & community has started a BF:BC2 steam community group, BF:BC2 server for it and had the utter nerve to label it UMKD.

While I have never had until now, any issues with any of our players playing on other servers, however this instance has really hacked me off, mainly because UKMD stands for UK MAN DOWN, in memory of my lost son, the reason why we renamed from Team MX all those moons ago (see here http://www.ukmandown.co.uk/page9.html for the 'about us' page) for which that person is fully aware of this and is why I'm particularly annoyed, however has still had the nerve to name the group so and invite members to fill the server.

To add to my frustration, EA have currently stopped allowing new servers to be started due to insufficient hardware at their end:
http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/battlefield-bad-company-2-pc/933736-updated-ranked-server-host-new-clan-rental-servers.html

A 32 slot, ranked BF:BC2 has been ordered, but will not be live until EA get their butts in gear.

I hope you can see my point of view on this and make an educated choice of where to 'game'.

Matt
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Mar 02

TF2 Training Night V5.0 Sniper/Scout


Hello Noobs

Well we have gone full circle. Last two class training are sniper and scout. Undervalued classes I hear you say. However, they are often crucial to team success in their own ways:-

As always we have lined up some of our finest to instruct and educate the line up is:-

Sniper- (Huntsman) -UKMD DaWhiskers
Sniper (rifle)
UKMD Belly& UKMD Cow
Scout- UKMD Mike Childs & UKMD Mal


The idea like the previous sessions is to observe and participate when required

In order to make this event successful we do need to observe strict etiquette in terms of no shooting each other and follow the instructions of the tutor and moderators.

The event will be held at -
19:30 GMT Tuesday 9th March

The server for the event will be:-

UKMANDOWN.CO.UK | RETRO
94.76.225.103.27015
The server will be locked on Badwater for the event only

PMs to Roman Legion via the web site will reserve a slot. First come, first served. The event is open to all UKMD Members
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Feb 26
Howdy n00bs,

After some work this morning and then most of this afternoon after finding out there was a max connection restriction to the database server I had moved us to (the reason why some of you may ahve been kicked earlier) we now have a new line up of servers.

78.129.142.161:27015 < Main CSS
78.129.142.161:27030 < Badwater #1
94.76.225.103 :27025 < N00B Purgatory (Now 100 Tick, was 66)
78.129.142.161:27060 < KOTH 24/7
94.76.225.103:27045 < Pipeline 25/8
94.76.225.103:27030 < Badwater #2
94.76.225.103:27040 < Arena
94.76.225.103:27015 < Retro (will become UKMD Only very shortly, yes I know it needs work)
78.129.175.2:27015 < Moggies Roation Madness (new map line up)
78.129.175.2:27030 < SNIPA (A return of this server)

We do see the return of a a TF2 sniping server, this is a personal favourite of game type for myself (I came from a TF sniping clan originally[note lack of 2 in TF, remember the days of WON anyone?? You thought steam is shite, WON was amazing[not]]), expect some abuse on this server. the UKMD only server has migrated to what was the retro server, I just noticed a post by Da Whiskers, its got some map issues?? Will look at later (despirately need time to get some games before familyget home), the map rotation for Moggies roating madness has altered, however the cp_glacier_rc6 has stayed.

Anyways, TF2 Snipa night tonight @ 19:30 GMT, I will be owning you all
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Goodbye all (General Chit-Chat) |UKMD| Disciple 142 10 billswildponyrides
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Bye (Team Fortress 2 TF2 - General Chit Chat) Domino 1208 53 |UKMD| Rawry
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Broken laptop keyboard =(. (Technical Support) |UKMD| JamieK 26 3 |UKMD| DMW
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billswildponyrides
19 Mar : 02:21
it mAAAAAAy be the lowest form of wit, however, it is the highest form of intelligence!!

LOLS n00bies, don'ts fights...look at the little pingey Rawry sends.
<3 n00bies...nn

|UKMD| JayDestroyaC
19 Mar : 02:13
*NEW TF2 CONTENT*:

link

absolutely hilarious, User made stuff into it now.
I definitely love the new hats

and btw this is no hoax, I found the "Pain Train" today.

Enjoy the new stuff people.

*NEW TF2 CONTENT*

Valkorian
19 Mar : 01:42
either thats a really, really big pair of hands or a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY cute penguin!
oh mi god rawry, I never thought something could be so small. is that real? 0o


-authy- I'm sarcastic in real life, some people are some people arn't. you could always ask me politely to stop being so sarcastic around people, and I would gladly stop instead of this snarky comments (which are pretty funny tbph, which isn't sarcasm)

|UKMD| Rawry
19 Mar : 00:54
Drama comes and drama goes - it may be a constant element but none of it lasts forever...same as pretty much everything in life.

But to cheer you up, have a baby penguin link

UKMD *Finn*
19 Mar : 00:43
come on ladies lets see if we can last at least a couple of days without some sort of drama kicking off in ukmd

|UKMD|Mattallica007
19 Mar : 00:28
link


Ducky {ی}
18 Mar : 23:59
then keep that jest to yourself as ppl took offense. other ways to lighten moods imo.

|UKMD| Auth3ntic
18 Mar : 23:41
srsly get a grip people, it was said in jest. I know what's it's like to lose pets/friends etc been there got the t-shirt. Chelsea mate cleary i'm way out of order so you have my sincere apologies, just trying to lighten the mood man.

Valk you should really avoid the whole sarcasm thing, it honestly does not become you! You do know that it is the lowest form of wit don't you...? Maybe then only to be expected!

|UKMD|Mattallica007
18 Mar : 22:52
They always know everything, they just withhold the benefits of their wisdom until they deem us worthy of receiving it.

Valkorian
18 Mar : 22:20
I wonder if women always know everything, or only suddenly know everything (or get given a book) when they get married.

|UKMD| Zakmal
18 Mar : 21:57
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!



|UKMD| AndyLuckyShot
18 Mar : 21:23
i dont like DT any more, i have to read through 40 A3 sheets asap

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
18 Mar : 20:50
Well well well, there's a mentioning of Oldie's in a thread and here they come flocking in

Domino
18 Mar : 20:40
Sorry to hear about your cat chelsea. I love all animals but cats are probably my fave.

|UKMD| Chelsea
18 Mar : 20:38
George Bernard Shaw? But perhaps maybe wait at least a week after I buried her and not to the face of the sad owner may be a more appropriate response.


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