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L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

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  • CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

Welcome!

Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...

Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

Join Our Community!
As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration.

To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.
Jun 29
Oh dears, Evil Sausages is touring the UK, beaware, he is amassing a n00b army.

Below in the piccy, features "Team UKMD", from left to right - Sausages, Strike X, Beanz, Dunk and TJ Andy. Apparently Dunk manage to shoot Andy in the arse and then later shoot Beanz in the ankle, the likelyhood of this highly n00bed team of actually causing any real damage (to anyone but themselves) is slim to none!

Catch up Evils tour in the forums at:
http://www.ukmandown.co.uk/forum-t151253.html

You can wrap the n00b up in protecting clothing, but he's still going to team shoot his team mates

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Jun 24
Howdy,

All the TF2 servers are currently being updated, Valve are updating thier updates and fixing thier fixes and introducing new bugs that no-ones discovered yet, Woohoo!
Read the rest ...

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Jun 23
And we haven't even started yet! Theres still loads of n00bs out there we haven't caught, but at 519 members now, we see absolutely no reason to stop!

grats to the following and give them a warm welcome please:

|UKMD| Sabreblade
|UKMD| Kubus
|UKMD| Mini Monkey
|UKMD| Deirdri
|UKMD| Original Quinster
|UKMD| Hege (pronounced hedge fyi, not hee-gee)
|UKMD| Thefornax
|UKMD| »B.A.D« go0-
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Jun 22





A resounding success for all concerned, after a slight wobble, much testing by |UKMD| CAWA and much swearing about |UKMD| Moggiex and blaming of |UKMD| Domino, the night actually went ahead and everyone had fun! The alien and the bodybag skins were the most popular, what was your favorite and why?
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Jun 19

BACK ON
He's at it again....


|UKMD| CAWA hereby invites you all to our main CS:S server (78.129.142.161:27015) for an evening of alien and zombie based skins and tunes and all round awesomenessness!!!!!!!

As |UKMD| CAWA and myself are both suffering from man flu, we will be supplying snot based alien oooze to any who want it, to experience the full alien experience.

At £75 per thimble its precious stuff, so get your orders in ready for this sunday, the 21st June at 8pm (GMT)

Moggie should be there too, as the zombie union representative, to make sure his kind are represented fairly

The only thing better to eat than braaaiiinnsssssss is alien braaaiiinnsssssss!!

Disclaimer:
If anything breaks, we will this time be blaming "|UKMD| Domino"
If everything goes well, we will still blame "|UKMD| Domino" so either way, spam his pm inbox with tosh
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Jun 18
Grats and welcome to these n00bs that have joined us recently

|UKMD| Shimoku
|UKMD| AuHa
|UKMD| ConQuistador
|UKMD| Woofer
|UKMD| Hebe73
|UKMD| Agniraj4
|UKMD| AndyG
|UKMD| Hippydog
|UKMD| Intimidation
|UKMD| Kierz
|UKMD| Trget
|UKMD| Aptomatt
|UKMD| Impey
|UKMD| Animatronic



All have been added to clan on website so you can all see the special UKMD only area of the forums.

Sorry its taken so long, but I had to go around and delete all the stuff we were saying about you all before i gave you access to it
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Jun 17
Howdy,

I'm unbelievably chuffed to be able to annouce the following, its taken years of hard work, by myself and many, many dedicated players, who have devoted thier spare time to pwning n00bs and facilitating the n00b on n00b action we enjoy every evening. OoOOooOO the antipaction of ultra poor spelling by MoggieX, lets get a few key points out of the way:

UKManDown is for n00bs!
Peeps that wana play, do not care for tactics other than living longer than a few seconds longer than last time and that last time was not very long, if I'm anything thing to go by. Its in our blood, our CS:Source game servers have the fastest round times out there, we KNOW you're going to die quickly. Team Fortress 2 sponsors get 3 second respawn times, we know that you died within 20 seconds last time, you need to get to the front lines ASAP to die again.

UKManDown is for Fun!
Online gaming in my humble opinion should be for fun, it should be played with mates in a [censored] free enviroment.  If we discover a [censored] we ban them, thats why we have over SIX THOUSAND BANS!!! We've been banning all the twats for years, although we obviously have some more to work our way through yet

UKManDown is n00b friendly!
You will be extremely lucky if you find a player spilling out that 133t trash here, some players think they play pr0, we play pr0 n00b.

We already know you're crap, I'm the crappest of you all (apparently |UKMD| CAWA contests this, its a close tie tbh), there is no shame in that. We don't need matches to prove who is n00b'er than another, we get to see this first hand every night. Hell, even |UKMD| Nades made a YT video showing how crap I really am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeZn2bUYfxg, how many of you can sport n00b on n00b action like that eh?!


Soooooo..... Here it blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







UKManDown is the
WORLDS LARGEST
Gaming n00b 'Clan'

We put the '00' in 'n00b'

As of today I'm declaring UKMD has being the worlds largest gaming 'clan' every conceived, run by n00bs, for the n00bs, with the n00bs.

With over 500 hand picked players that have joined UKMD and sport the |UKMD| tags in game.

If you find a player screaming any of the following:
  1. - 'I feel violated' [See the |UKMD|Nades vid linky above],
  2. - 'Why am I on Fire?'
  3. - 'What Cart?'
  4. - 'Surely you mean push the marrow?'
  5. - 'BONK'
  6. - '909 in 2?'
You've found UKMD and the player is most likely dead.

UKMD, a place where players really don't give a flying toss about how 'great' they are, but how much they enjoy the game and playing with the mates, from all around the world, UKMD Styleee!

Well done ladies, this would never have been possible without each one of you!

Matt @ pr0 n00b.


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Jun 17

Update: I have added the new commands that go in tomorrow morning thse servers

For the newer members, see below!

http://www.ukmandown.co.uk/forum_viewtopic.php?42.147718
(If you are Non UKMD or not been added to the website group for UKMD members, you'll be unable to see this)
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Jun 17
Never ever click links sent to you from someone you do not know

and never ever ever give your username and password to anyone

safari
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