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The United Kingdoms Largest CSS & Team Fortress Gaming Community | UKmanDown
Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...

Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

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Jan 16

STAR WARS FIGHT NIGHT
Tuesday 17th January 2012



Cawa's Spinning Jenny

Choose your maps n00bs, multiple choice enabled


7pm (gmt)


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Jan 13

This weeks Fight night theme is...

Names with a horror feel.............bwahahahahaha!



Saturday 14th January (shame it's not Friday eh')
Cawa's Spinning Jenny
7pm(gmt)
Vote for your maps n00bcakes, multiple choice enabled
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Nov 28

8:30 tonight!!!!!

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Oct 25


I have ordered one, its on its way, more details when I have them, see here for the clan info.

Cawa
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Oct 16


once upon a time one man gave us a warning...
|UKMD| Small Guy wrote ...
..For the love of god, James dont give spy training lol , already there are enough spys in our server


we didn't heed


An "I Can Spy" Production
presents
rawr
TF2 Spy Training night
23 October - 7.30 pm
rawr
starring
-|UKMD| Liquidbambam
&
< NUT > A
rawr
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
TF2:
server: NoobBowl
ip: 94.76.250.67:27030
rawr
Teamspeak:
server: noobheaven.ukmandown.com
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
rawr
rawr
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
burnsmit rawr
The training starts at 7.30, make sure you've invaded both ts and tf by that time
rawr
see you there

Deirdri

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|UKMD| Slapino
[28 Jan : 01:51]

Sounds tough Finn. Welsh - I experienced burnout after working stupid hours to try to meet impossible deadlines a year or so ago. It was horrible, the severe bits were only for a few days but was completely surreal. Was like living in a daze, nothing seemed real.

-|UKMD| welshace
[27 Jan : 16:38]

hope you get back to your stress free ways soon finn... i totally burnt out from ridiculous work hours and patterns by the time i was 22... i quit what i was doing , took 6 months out and decided to go to uni instead .. couldnt handle going back to work straight away..

|UKMD| *Finn*
[27 Jan : 15:08]

Thanks Slap. It's a very strange sensation to explain to people, but it basically feels like I've dropped in IQ or something. Anything that requires concentration (basic math, driving, writing and memory) I find very difficult at the moment.

|UKMD| Slapino
[26 Jan : 23:53]

Glad that work have been okay with it Finn. Hope you get on top of it soon mate

|UKMD| ViperFTW
[26 Jan : 19:34]

Lol, every cloud does have a silver lining it seems Finn Glad I could help Squirrel Also, did anyone hear about David Cameron's son? I didn't know how ill the poor kid was really... link 562.stm

|UKMD| Chelsea
[26 Jan : 18:43]

link Can't wait

|UKMD| *Finn*
[26 Jan : 18:40]

The good news about my complete mental breakdown is that I thought it was Tuesday today, literally just found out its Thursday. Two day work week! score!

|UKMD| *Finn*
[26 Jan : 18:38]

link

|UKMD| Squirrel
[26 Jan : 17:20]

Your joke made my day Viper. Although it is Mr. Gove that I despise. The decline in arts funding and the disappearance of specialism ring-fencing sealed my fate last April.

|UKMD| ViperFTW
[26 Jan : 15:03]

Sounds to me like you need a few days off, a big tub of Ben and Jerry's and a lot of CSS/TF2 with n00bs. Glad it wasn't anything too serious mind Chemistry ISA went well despite the poor start, thankfully the acid they give you isn't stupidly strong or the hole I made in the Boss might of been bigger That's the end of my exams until February when I've got my physics ISA

|UKMD| *Finn*
[26 Jan : 14:52]

So I've been diagnosed with stress. Both relieving and annoying as I had written off stress as a make believe illness for moaners.Oh well, work has been pretty cool about it so it's all good.

|VICTIM|Monkeyboi
[26 Jan : 09:35]

nice one viper

|UKMD| ViperFTW
[25 Jan : 23:43]

Reminds me of a joke actually Squirrel. An Israeli Surgeon says "We can take a kidney from one man from a man and put it in another man and have him on his feet looking for work in 6 hours", German doctor goes "That's nothing! We can take a lung and put that in a man and have him looking for work in 4 hours!" British doctor laughs and goes "You think that's impressive? We can take an a***hole from London, put him in 10 Downing Street and have the whole country looking for work in 24 hours!". Get it checked out Finn, best to find out it was nothing and waste a day than it be something more guy! Best of luck Squirrel, no doubt a n00b like you'll will find something eventually. Good night all

|UKMD| Squirrel
[25 Jan : 22:14]

Yet another job application filled in... two years looking now, one has to bite eventually!

|UKMD| Lambretta
[25 Jan : 21:33]

Oh dear Finn, hope you are okay.

|UKMD| *Finn*
[25 Jan : 12:46]

And now on top of that I was driving to see a work client and jumped 3 red lights before I registered what I was doing.

|UKMD| *Finn*
[25 Jan : 11:25]

Feel like I've had a stroke or I'm drunk. Everything I type/write is incoherent rubbish, like my brain isn't functioning properly. quite worried.

|UKMD| Slapino
[25 Jan : 10:48]

Hello!

|UKMD| DaWhiskers
[25 Jan : 09:45]

LMAO link

|UKMD| *Finn*
[24 Jan : 22:42]

link

-|UKMD| welshace
[24 Jan : 13:58]

happy in a box... link

-|UKMD| Bourne
[23 Jan : 22:44]

Haha awesome Welsh, big lols at that! Find anymor story telling like that, gimme a shout! Aha

-|UKMD| welshace
[23 Jan : 21:49]

for BF3 fans link

-|UKMD| onionrage
[23 Jan : 09:47]

Back in work!! No longer have the Alps as an office. Not good!

-|UKMD| welshace
[23 Jan : 07:46]

link link


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