5manz

5manz

Quality Vid by |UKMD| Dec. More of Dec's vids can be found here.

5manz

Clay n00b Shooting

Pull! Swoooooooooooosh A n00bs is Launched. More of Drunken's vids can be found here.

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

L4D | Safari Jim: Survival

Errr Our plain is... Errrr... Errrr... Use |UKMD| Safari J!m with his Uber Ctrl+F10 133t HAX on. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska

Sick shots by |UKMD| Telporno and an insane edit by ska. Tele's vids can be found here

5manz

TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim

Fail Pyro domiNOES, n00bs galore and some nice stalking of |UKMD| Jolly. More of Jim's vids can be found here.

5manz

TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night

UKMD have a new Zombie fortress mod server, with a few neat additions, including a better zombie hud, with fish eye view! More of Jim's vids can be found here.

5manz

Beauty and the Beast Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is not happy. Thats two theme nights now, and he still hasn't broken the server. |UKMD| Nades makes it look sooo easy as well, and this gets right up |UKMD| CAWA's nose, past all his nose hair.More of Nades's vids can be found here.

5manz

Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night

|UKMD| CAWA is in the middle of a mid life crisis. This means that he is currently on the hunt for a woman half his age, is looking to buy a ferrari, thinks he looks good in a thong and wants to relive his childhood. To help him through this terrible, terrible time in his life, we let him run a CS:S Childrens TV themed night. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots

|UKMD| Tat_Sun takes us on a tour of pl_badwater and the many TFn00bs that reside there.

5manz

CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

|UKMD| Nades n00bing around with a shotgun on our old CoD4 server. More of Nades's vids can be found here.

  • 5manz
  • Clay n00b Shooting
  • L4D | Safari Jim: Survival
  • Teleporno 4k noscopes vs methoD by ska
  • 1Deag + AWP by |UKMD| Eksman
  • TF2 | UKMD Jolly n00bness by |UKMD| Safari Jim
  • Evil Sausages - Eat My Marrow
  • TF2| UKMD Zombie Fortress Night
  • Beauty and the Beast Fight Night
  • Simpsons Vs Teletubbies Fight Night
  • A Trip Around Badwater in 58 Headshots
  • CoD4 | Shotgun Antics

Welcome!

Latest News: UKManDown Annouces its The Worlds Largest  Gaming 'Clan'

Imagine This...

Going to a massive game servers, where everyone knows everyone else, its all taken in a good manner and there to be enjoyed. The way Gaming should be. Thats what we do every day!

Like None Other...
UKManDown is like no other 'clan' ever conceived, we are a team, UKMD. We're are the largest UK clan ever, we have over +500 team members with well over 430 of them actively playing. UKMD is over two years old now, its third birthday coming this November. Headed up by the worlds biggest n00b, MoggieX and backed up by some outstanding n00blets, known as the core admins.

We don't recruit twats!
Quite frankly we ain't interested in matches, or 'twats' (mainly gobby teanagers, you know the ones), if this is something you're looking for, or are, you're not in the right place at all. However, IF you are a utter n00b (like I am, MoggieX) and enjoy the 'whole' online gaming expereince, where you can make friends from all over the world, then you have found yourself a new home.

A Little More About UKMD
Also quite interestingly, every UKMD member gets a limited amount of admin privilages, its been the norm for people to pay for such rights, here you get them free and you can also cruicially you can feel at ease, that there is only small group of admins, the 'core admins' (MoggieX's select few) that have the access to any player abuse commands. There are no pay-for-admin and attached abuses here.

You can play in realtive safety, knowing that the server you're on is patrolled by a what is an army of admins. We have members from the ages of 9 to well past retirement, probably with an average age twice that of other clans, a prime example that this is no ordinary clan, or community as I like to put it.

Joining UKMD
We don't let just any old person join, you have to prove yourself over a long period of time. If you're turning up here thinking you're going to join us in a few days, you're sorely mistaken. In most cases it takes over a month to be recruited and thats just the lucky ones! People (not players) rarely leave UKMD, if they do, we never really seem to get rid of them, lol.

Join Our Community!
As you are either not logged into the site or registered yet, your options are quite limited. Registration on the website is of course absolutely free and you will require a working email address to confirm your registration.

To register on the website and to take part in all the 'good stuff' register here or if you have forgotten your password click here.
Feb 07
We know some stuff is broken (commnets for example) and some bits look odd (the entire forums), kinda of a forced update just took place, but for the best part looks like most stuff updated OK, if you spot something odd, please let us know!
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Feb 07
Yay, more n00bs to UKMD family!

|UKMD| Mekin
|UKMD| Dave
|UKMD| Javichoo
|UKMD| Sicotrooper
|UKMD| X|EE
|UKMD| no_name
|UKMD| sacchi1412
|UKMD| SN1P3D
|UKMD| QQ McGrew

Oh and a welcome back to |UKMD| LoneBlueWolf, I've issued |UKMD| Smit with some abuse commands to give him a 'personal' beating, errr welcoming back.

A very warm welcome to you all, I hope you suffered the same amount of abuse as |UKMD| Smit got earlier


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Feb 04
Unbelievable, UKMD topped over four million page views today, with some basic maths we're due to collect two million this year alone. Never conceived we'd be sporting in excess of 700 |UKMD| n00bs and bashing the crap out of a website with so much spam!

Happy days! Matt


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Feb 03
TF2 Training Night V4.0 Engineer

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Hello Noobs

It is time for the next training night. This time we are going to be focusing on construction.

Engineers like medics are often crucial in your team winning a round. We will get insights into constructions tips and positioning from two of our best in class:-

- UKMD Stu Fate
UKMD Shouou

The idea like the previous sessions is to observe and participate when required

In order to make this event successful we do need to observe strict etiquette in terms of no shooting each other and follow the instructions of the tutor and moderators.

The event will be held at -
19:30 GMT Tuesday 9th February

We have a change of server for the event going forward:-

UKMANDOWN.CO.UK | UKMD & FRIENDS ONLY | TUNEZ | STATS #18
94.76.245.17.2045
The server will be locked on Badwater for the event only

PMs to Roman Legion via the web site will reserve a slot. First come, first served. The event is open to all UKMD Members

Future sessions will be:-

Month 5 Sniper/scout
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Feb 01
Morning n00bs,

We've kinda lost our way with scheduled events somewhat, so I'll be trying to get this back going again. Bewarned though,. I have not seen |UKMD| CAWA yet this morning and I am sure he has some abuse plans for CSS.

Monday - CounterStrike Source Kayos
Server: 78.129.142.161:27015 (Main CSS)
Time: 8pm GMT

Expect some abuse this evening, the server will be locked down to UKMD & sponsors only

EDIT >> For Non CSS players, go TF2 Retro @ 94.76.225.103:27015

Tuesday - Team Fortress 2 - UKMD n00b shoot
Server: 94.76.245.17:27045 (UKMD Only Server)
Time: 8pm GMT

Again locked down to UKMD'ers and sponsors, tops out at 32/32, so be there early, rest assured Smit will be burned and if I see that Skeet.... I'm sure we'll hook up some melee rounds. I also want to take the screen shot I have been thinking about for months, one tele entrance, 30 n00bs lined up around the rim of the bowl in tc_hydro, one spy about to stab, then a line under neath, "We queue cos we're British"

Wednesday- Team Fortress 2 - Payload
Server: 94.76.245.17:27045 (UKMD Only Server)
Time: 8pm GMT

Time to learn how to push the ******** cart. Looking to train you n00bs up on the AIM of a payload map is to PUSH or STOP the CART, you know that thingy with the big bomb on it, the objective of the map. On a very serious note, I've seen sooooo many rounds lost because peeps just don't push it and seen some very good rounds where only one or two players sit on the bomb and stop it from moving.

Thursday - Team Fortress 2 - Koth Night
Server: 78.129.142.161:27060 (Open for All)
Time: 8pm GMT

King of the Hill night, thoroughly enjoyable map style, we'll talk Roman into joining and beat his fat bum with bats

There will be more for the weekend too, I'm waint to catch Mortredd online to organise a Friday Night Karokee night.

Matt
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