Howdy,

I'm unbelievably chuffed to be able to annouce the following, its taken years of hard work, by myself and many, many dedicated players, who have devoted thier spare time to pwning n00bs and facilitating the n00b on n00b action we enjoy every evening. OoOOooOO the antipaction of ultra poor spelling by MoggieX, lets get a few key points out of the way:

UKManDown is for n00bs!
Peeps that wana play, do not care for tactics other than living longer than a few seconds longer than last time and that last time was not very long, if I'm anything thing to go by. Its in our blood, our CS:Source game servers have the fastest round times out there, we KNOW you're going to die quickly. Team Fortress 2 sponsors get 3 second respawn times, we know that you died within 20 seconds last time, you need to get to the front lines ASAP to die again.

UKManDown is for Fun!
Online gaming in my humble opinion should be for fun, it should be played with mates in a [censored] free enviroment.  If we discover a [censored] we ban them, thats why we have over SIX THOUSAND BANS!!! We've been banning all the twats for years, although we obviously have some more to work our way through yet

UKManDown is n00b friendly!
You will be extremely lucky if you find a player spilling out that 133t trash here, some players think they play pr0, we play pr0 n00b.

We already know you're crap, I'm the crappest of you all (apparently |UKMD| CAWA contests this, its a close tie tbh), there is no shame in that. We don't need matches to prove who is n00b'er than another, we get to see this first hand every night. Hell, even |UKMD| Nades made a YT video showing how crap I really am: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeZn2bUYfxg, how many of you can sport n00b on n00b action like that eh?!


Soooooo..... Here it blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








As of today I'm declaring UKMD has being the worlds largest gaming 'clan' every conceived, run by n00bs, for the n00bs, with the n00bs.

With over 500 hand picked players that have joined UKMD and sport the |UKMD| tags in game.

If you find a player screaming any of the following:

1. - 'I feel violated' [See the |UKMD|Nades vid linky above],
   
2. - 'Why am I on Fire?'
3. - 'What Cart?'
4. - 'Surely you mean push the marrow?'
5. - 'BONK'
6. - '909 in 2?'
   

You've found UKMD and the player is most likely dead.

UKMD, a place where players really don't give a flying toss about how 'great' they are, but how much they enjoy the game and playing with the mates, from all around the world, UKMD Styleee!

Well done ladies, this would never have been possible without each one of you!

Matt @ pr0 n00b.