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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:33PM
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Well Dougal said he couldnt remember who was in my harem so as of my recollection today it is:

Safari Jim
Cawa
Major
Evil Sausages (I ubered him last night so he has no choice)
Dunk
Neon
Hermenator
Stu Fate
Doffen
BBQ

Prospective harem applicants may be:

Dougal
Nick
Peanut (no one said anything about limits on gender!)
That guy from the cupboard
Zamakal
Megahurtz

Please remind me if I have forgotten anyone and ill update the list.

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Dougal
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:42PM
Smit's and Coci's Pimp

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i was joking

Do i really need one?
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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:43PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Never kid a kidder

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Hermanater
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:46PM

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Cant believe you got my name wrong... do I mean so little after all we've shared... is life going to keep me down? will I ever be allowed my dignity? will I ever be able to afford my own teeth????

Where theres a will theres a relative...



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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:48PM
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My god its like one letter and its cos it makes me think of terminator!

You can have your dignity now and then depends what mood im in

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Megahurtz
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:51PM
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Put me down as a maybe!

Depends on of i can get it off work and whether i can get all the way up there

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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 12 08, 04:52PM
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lol i think you are thinking of my UKMD weekend thread this is my harem and I didnt auto put you in cos like ure under 18 lolz

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|UKMD| Nades
Wed Nov 12 08, 05:03PM
i hate nades

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Christ you have a lot of man bitches!
And one potential bitch ...bitch???


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Stu FATE
Wed Nov 12 08, 05:34PM
How RUDE !!!

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lol never been in someone harem before, do we get a badge to wear or some form of secret hadnshake

Oh and I notice that Haze and some of the other girls ain't on the list... what's up with that (Leeds ain't that far and we're all house trained up north, well most of us ).
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|UKMD| Wolfey
Wed Nov 12 08, 05:58PM
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The fact the most important person is missing (ME!)

Tsk sis, and you need me to turn up otherwise carnage will ensure and Jonny wont be happy


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|UKMD| neon flame
Wed Nov 12 08, 06:00PM
Did I mention the time when I bottled a sentry?

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Uh, Melon, if you have to be 18 to be in the Harem, you'd better take me out before you get a call from the government B)

And Hermanater, I sort of know what you mean. Even I don't bother with the flame in my name anymore, no one uses it

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|UKMD| Zakmal
Wed Nov 12 08, 06:24PM

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Wow its every young man's dream to get into an harem
But I am afraid all I could do now for the males in your harem is be the mentor to all your nubile young men making sure they treat you royal



Who ever said that it was fun getting old was lying! I tell you lying!









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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 12 08, 08:08PM
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I cant believe at least 2 people have misread this even my own brother lolz

Im talking about my harem not my event this is my list of ukmd men!!!

I forgot bbq sorry mate but you are a member and vxt is a maybe

The reason Gwee & Haze arent on here is I havent really had a chance to chat to them but I have with Peanut and she is lovely

Zamakal can be the eunch
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Megahurtz
Wed Nov 12 08, 09:25PM
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WTF is a harem lol?

So is it a no go if we arn't 18

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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 12 08, 09:26PM
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its when a bloke has loads of wives but ive reversed it!

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|UKMD| JohnBe
Wed Nov 12 08, 09:41PM
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Sigh! I didn't even make it on to the prospective applicants list. How depressing is that! !sad

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Doffen[Nor]
Wed Nov 12 08, 09:47PM
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Whats a Harem?

And you wrote ny name! Yeei ^^

btw im off to bed now...Really!! ^^

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Wed Nov 12 08, 10:09PM
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Im old enough then

Put me down for a deffo xD

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|UKMD| Barbeque
Thu Nov 13 08, 01:17AM
I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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Yay, i made the harem! Win Also wolfey you don't want to be in your sister's harem, its just a bit odd
Also in ancient times all men in a harem had to be castrated so they weren't able to get the overlord's wives pregnant, but with the overlord being an overlady i'd say our man parts are safe and sound!
Anyone who is too young for full duties can bring us booze and cake
We should definatelt have a secret hand shake though! I've always wanted one of those...

Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy
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Thu Nov 13 08, 01:37AM
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If I knew i was going to have to share.............


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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 08:53AM
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Well it was all a bit rushed our wedding

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|UKMD| Barbeque
Thu Nov 13 08, 02:08PM
I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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Hey, it means we can take the load off you so you can play some TF2 and L4D! Plus who says you can't have a harem too?

Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy
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|UKMD| Nades
Thu Nov 13 08, 02:13PM
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Iv just noticed the young Melons post could is near close to mine! and Iv been here since last October!

So what are the benefits of the Harem then??
Other than the Pink Hello Kitty towel?


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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 02:28PM
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Um benefits you get to roll the melons?

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|UKMD| Nades
Thu Nov 13 08, 02:30PM
i hate nades

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now my mind is wondering slightly........................


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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 02:56PM
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which would you like to roll first left or right?

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|UKMD| Nades
Thu Nov 13 08, 02:59PM
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Can I be greedy and roll both together?


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|UKMD|DUNK
Thu Nov 13 08, 03:06PM
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put me down for a Tuesday night and if possible every 3rd Sunday.

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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 03:19PM
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You have to work up quiet high in the harem for both at once im afraid

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|UKMD| Joe xD
Thu Nov 13 08, 04:26PM
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but me down as a definite noooooo.

harem's are lovely places, but a harem full of spam and men?
now that's a bad harem.

im'a start an anime harem xD
<3


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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 04:29PM
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an anime harem! Just look at my sig and avatar!

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|UKMD| Joe xD
Thu Nov 13 08, 04:35PM
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perhaps you can be in it then xD

first and most important orders of business, i shall require:

1 Asuka Langley
1 Rei Ayunami
1 Motoko Kusanagi
1 Tifa Lockheart


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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 04:40PM
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tifa!! she would be like 90 now

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|UKMD| Barbeque
Thu Nov 13 08, 04:45PM
I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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90? FF7 was only like 10 years ago, she'd still be worth a tumble =D
Also i pick left melon 'cos i'm right handed and it makes sense ^^
If we're picking days i'd like fridays probably.

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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 04:49PM
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im glad your all working this out

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Nades
some instruction on how to get to roll both at same time. given you are the Ultra Spy this should be a piece of peepee

Let me know what you think



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epic fail with.bmp file

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Thu Nov 13 08, 06:01PM
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Thu Nov 13 08, 06:39PM
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|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

Uh, Melon, if you have to be 18 to be in the Harem, you'd better take me out before you get a call from the government B)

And Hermanater, I sort of know what you mean. Even I don't bother with the flame in my name anymore, no one uses it


i know what you mean "flame" i've taken to putting /kes on the end of my nick as majority of people over numerous games end up calling me Kes rarther than whatever i'm called at the time. (to help the ones that don't know me when i'm being refered to ^_^ ).

-edit oh and i'm with joe on the too many blokes thing =]



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|UKMD| Melon
Thu Nov 13 08, 10:29PM
Melons gunna getcha

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pppht you will all live in harmony

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|UKMD| Barbeque
Fri Nov 14 08, 11:29AM
I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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Harmony or 'Haremy'?
Excuse the terrible pun, its early...
And hey, lots of blokes is ok if melon provides a full gaming suite in the harem like i assume she will?

Maybe your grandiose vocabulary is a pathetic compensation for an insufficiency in the nether regions of your anatomy
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|UKMD| Melon
Fri Nov 14 08, 12:10PM
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Well I have a Wii, PC, Xbox 360, DS & PSP and a big ol telly?

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UKMD :.MajoR.:
Fri Nov 14 08, 01:17PM
I will eat your soul

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lol @ Dunk's picture

Melon would u not be tired.. I mean there is so many mans?
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|UKMD| Melon
Fri Nov 14 08, 01:44PM
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nah it doesnt phase me

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.Tito's Funeral.
Sat Nov 15 08, 02:38AM
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Stu FATE wrote ...

lol never been in someone harem before, do we get a badge to wear or some form of secret hadnshake


I don't think you handshake in a harem. I think there's another way of saying hello...... !amazed











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Sat Nov 15 08, 01:29PM
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^^ LOL Tito


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|UKMD| Melon
Sat Nov 15 08, 03:31PM
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Major dodgy sig lolz

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Sat Nov 15 08, 06:10PM

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1 uber is no where near enough for this sausage ..no marrows wat

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|UKMD| Melon
Sat Nov 15 08, 08:07PM
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pants must try harder

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|UKMD| Melon
Tue Nov 18 08, 08:39AM
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thread ressurection alert wooo woo woo

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