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[poll] Timper vs Umper

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Nov 19 08, 08:51PM
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Which is better Ump or Tmp
Ump

Tmp

Burn Eukrate

Which is better, me vs joe, please help us work it out, i will give u black pudding if u vote Ump




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

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No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 19 08, 08:54PM
Melons gunna getcha

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umper lumper?


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Nov 19 08, 08:56PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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doopity doo




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:02PM
Melons gunna getcha

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i will sing a song for you


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:04PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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i dont know the rest of this song




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:06PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:08PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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erm ill take your word for it




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Melon
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:11PM
Melons gunna getcha

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u must heed my warnings


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|UKMD| Smit
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:17PM
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tmp > ump, it fires faster bigger clip and is more accurate.....



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|UKMD| Cocidius
Wed Nov 19 08, 09:52PM
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if you need to buy a plastic gun, go with the ump if you need some range, and the tmp for close range sprayage. tmp sprays through the mag in no time with almost zero recoil, but it absolute rubbish at med/long range and fires rubber bullets. ump performs well all-round, fires slower but has decent damage and accuracy for an smg.

actually, if you can only afford an smg, get either a deagle or an mp5.

i voted burn eukrate.



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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Nov 19 08, 10:19PM
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ump is by far better you just all havent grown accustomed to it.




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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Kurai /Kes
Wed Nov 19 08, 10:21PM
If i had aim, i'd be dangerous

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deagle is still better than both. but out of the two.



...........................tmp


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Nov 19 08, 10:25PM
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even you betrayed me




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Wed Nov 19 08, 11:29PM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|UKMD| Cocidius wrote ...

i voted burn eukrate.


Most sensible thing to do !


alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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Sylarrr
Wed Nov 19 08, 11:41PM
BRA1NS!!!!!1

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MP5 = for 1337 n00bs
So Burn Eukrate as there isnt a mp5 choice


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Eden
Thu Nov 20 08, 12:40AM

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tmp is so much better than the ump that i dont need to finish this...................
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|UKMD| Joe xD
Thu Nov 20 08, 10:02AM
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ahh it's a pleasure to wake up after an evening of drunken fun to discover that without my help the TMP has taken the lead not only over the UMP, but even over burn Euk xD

it's a good day.
tmp>ump
although unfortunately
dex>joe



come to the TMP, only it can save you.
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alexmrb
Thu Nov 20 08, 10:46AM
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lol Joe! I still say BURN EUKRATE!!! hehe



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|UKMD| Lamb++
Thu Nov 20 08, 01:48PM
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saying in thread that something was beating burn eukrate was a biiig mistake..

tmp>ump but shadam's leet skillz > joe xDs rushing about like a crazy.
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Kurai /Kes
Thu Nov 20 08, 02:44PM
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to be fair nothing beats "rushing about like a crazy"

....its how all the pro's play honestly.


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.Tito's Funeral.
Thu Nov 20 08, 03:22PM
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when do we get our black puddings? !lol












.Tito's Law. - You can't fall off the floor
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Thu Nov 20 08, 03:27PM
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erm later if the Ump wins okay

!heart


from shadam




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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.Tito's Funeral.
Thu Nov 20 08, 04:47PM
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FAKE PRIZES!!!!!! !lol












.Tito's Law. - You can't fall off the floor
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Thu Nov 20 08, 04:53PM
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not fake prizes, inivisible




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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Strife
Thu Nov 20 08, 07:49PM
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Burn Eukrate is teh pwnage.




I love meh pancakes
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|UKMD| safari jim
Fri Nov 21 08, 09:10AM
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Website
p228>all.

I'm still waiting for shadam to beat me in the stats with this weapon as he threatened

I even took a 4 month break from css just to give him a chance.



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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Fri Nov 21 08, 08:51PM
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oh quiet you, i stopped playing as well, andive only jusdt got back to using it, then again the ump is worse than the p228, is that what ive been doing wrong?




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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Peanut
Fri Nov 21 08, 09:18PM

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Gum chewing's fine when its once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But its repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does!

Where's my black pudding .....



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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Fri Nov 21 08, 09:27PM
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did u vote ump?

if not, vote it, if so, in the post :?




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Joe xD
Fri Nov 21 08, 11:51PM
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oh im sorry dex, it would appear that the UMP just got pwnt.

TMP for life xD



come to the TMP, only it can save you.
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Sat Nov 22 08, 12:04AM
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but it would appear u got pwnt by me with the ump so therefore





































sh.




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Joe xD
Sat Nov 22 08, 12:14AM
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</3



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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Sat Nov 22 08, 08:34PM
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yeah yeah yeah



go me i win, <3




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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