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|UKMD|N00berus
Sun Jan 04 09, 07:46PM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

Registered Member #1604
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Name:Tadhg harris

In Game Name: |victim| Valkorian

Steamfriends name (so people can add you): Valkorian.

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please):1995, 13.

Gender:Male

Location:Ireland, tipperary.

Three Words which describe you best:
1.Mad
2.Confused
3.Easilly distracted by shiny things.

CS:S or TF2 or both? TF2


--------------------------------------------------------------------Team Fortress 2 Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

(optional)



Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High? mid

How often do you play Team Fortress2? Quite often


How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2? a few weeks.


What is you're favourite Tf2 class? soldier probs


Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?
3-4 hours per day (ish)

-----------------------------------------------------------------General Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------


Which UKMD server do you play on the most? badwater basin


What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server? they're all mad.


What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community? well, my dad is trying to join aswell, and I've seen him play, and some of the conversations you've all had, and it seemed like my kinda thingy


What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community? The power to ocasionally hit something that's NOT a wall, and some laughs (hopefully )


Rawry wrote ...
I like medics - they make my suicidal pyro rushes less suicidal.

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UKMD|N00bly T.W.O.D.
Sun Jan 04 09, 08:07PM
Rocket/Sticky Humping for Fun and Profit since 2008

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Broeder, ban-hammer quick, he is sneaky, and shoot s me in the back (and front and side). And he shoots striaght.

I'm doomed


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|UKMD| Bourne
Sun Jan 04 09, 08:17PM
n00b meistro

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Heya Tadhg!
Welcome to the community!
Remember to stay active on both the forums and the servers!
Good luck n00blet!

Remember to visit these sites:
link
link


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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Sun Jan 04 09, 08:48PM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|VICTIM|Valkorian wrote ...

CS:S or TF2 or both? TF2


N00bly Appendage wrote ...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he is sneaky, and shoot s me in the back (and front and side). And he shoots striaght.
I'm doomed


Aha.
Now I understand WHY you (Noobly Appendage) are into CS:S these days. It isn't for the friendly chitterchatter, it isn't for the thrills 'n' kills, no, it's not even for the Admin Abuse.

YOU ARE TRYING TO DODGE YOUR SON!


Hehehe....

Welcome Valkorian!

Here's something to read, probably whilst you are pwning your Dad.

!!!READ IT ALL !!!



|ROBERT| wrote ...


can we inform all new victims roofing boosting is bannable before i go nuts at one again

Robert has got a point there...
No roofing / boosting, period. In CS:S that is.

IF you can get on a roof by yourself it's ok in our book. If NOT: you'll get kicked and/or banned SO FAST you'll wake up with a whiplash.

On the rare occasion (I can't think of any ) you get slapped on a roof: enjoy the ride and kill as much as you can!

THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS HERE THREAD

I think so anyways...

DO NOT EVER HAVE TO GO HERE link !!

Did u READ link and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet?

Memorize this link : it's all about catching cheaters...

tat_sun on hackers:
|UKMD| tat_sun wrote ...

Vid below







If you need to get a message through to admins ingame:
use teamchat and start your message with @

Be sure to have CoreAdmins link (a.k.a BanHammers) in your steamfriends list!

whiplash wrote ...

...btw your link to the clan admin roaster doesnt work, it says link cannnot be found

AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

I so dislike that when that happens...

Please check steamgroup instead, they're there...Most of us are like
-|UKMD| <name>
It's the - that gives us away....
link
add as much as you can, not all the steam administrators are Core Admins...

Watch this link if your skill drops to less then zero

How to put a You Tube video in:
Instead of { and }, use [and]. I've used the {} because otherwise the text won't show.
1: Get the video code: youtube.com/watch?v=ndNsEi5EUK0 by highlighting & copy
This is the url without the www part because the text won't show else...
2: type this: {yt.400,.400}{/yt}
3:paste the videocode between the }{, so it'll look like this:
{yt.400,.400}ndNsEi5EUK0{/yt}
1 more important thing: every . in that line is a space!!
Presto: the result:






It could be that ur not allowed to post pic's & vid's due to websecurity reasons...we'll handle them for you.

NICE: UKMD You Tube Channel: link

link IMPORTANT PLACE !!

Also a place of interest link

Wanna make a movie:

|UKMDl Teleporno wrote ...

link
read that


Ming wrote ...

Lol I got banned of a server for talking over the mic apparently the mic was reserved for admins !grr


Have you got TS installed already?

DUNK on links:
DUNK wrote ...

screw all the links (apart from the code of conduct_. get yourself on teamspeak, fastest way into |UKMD| known to man


BE VERY SURE TO READ THE TITO QUOTE...



Tito on stupidity:
.Tito's Funeral. wrote ...

Since people have loaded hax in the past and then claimed their brother, did it, |UKMD| now does not accept this as a reaon to be unbanned.
So guys, be warned. If you share your computer with others, make sure they know NOT to load anything into CSS, or change the password and don't tell them. It's your resposibility to make sure there are no hax on your computer.


and

|UKMD| neon flame wrote ...

...and one tip that I think Broeder left out (I'm not reading through his post all over again ) is that playing on the fight nights is one of the quickest way to get to know everyone (fight nights are not UKMD only) :
Tuesdays 7:30 = TF2 fight night
CS:S fight night... I have no idea :?


Well, neon's right: fightnights are important!

CS:S : Thursday / Sunday....Sunday's are recruiternights....

Have fun, enjoy your stay in the vic department...recruitement could take a while, be patience etc...
did you put the right |VICTIM| tags up ??

Just check it, because the last one that didn't...
Well:


He's still paying for it....

Cheers,
Broeder


NOTE: DO NOT CHANGE NAMES WHILST IN VIC PROCESS PLEASE.

It'll be to hard to track you...and that will mean no recruiting...


Yet another

MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER POST BY BROEDER


Stuee wrote ...

FO


Stick around,
Have fun,
Think of your dad's will,

Broeder


alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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UKMD|N00bly T.W.O.D.
Mon Jan 05 09, 06:25PM
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|UKMD| Broeder wrote ...


N00bly Appendage wrote ...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he is sneaky, and shoot s me in the back (and front and side). And he shoots striaght.
I'm doomed


Aha.
Now I understand WHY you (Noobly Appendage) are into CS:S these days. It isn't for the friendly chitterchatter, it isn't for the thrills 'n' kills, no, it's not even for the Admin Abuse.

YOU ARE TRYING TO DODGE YOUR SON!


Hehehe....




Nahh, Tadhg bought me CS:S so that I wouldn't embarass him with my noobness in front of his new TF2 pals. I now live for the Admin Abuse, being killed quicker and more often, and the friendly chitterchat (once a ifgure out TS anyway), and rather dodgy stats ( Total Kills 135 ??? Yeah right!)

Go Tadhg, show em how a real talent does it.



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|UKMD| Nick
Mon Jan 05 09, 06:46PM
"This is my world, you do not belong in my world"

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Hiya taig, tiage, tyag, tayge, t..... oh sod it theres no way im gonna try and pronouce that!!!!
Hiya Valkorian,

Looks like another father and son tag team!!

Hello and welcome

Since everybody is using my line about waiting for UKMD Broeder's post nowadays, i quess ill have to come up with something else

Your |Victim| application is being checked for spam........
Not enough spam detected!........
Please report to spam control for briefing.......

heres a little something for ya, but i bet you dont need it






UKMD Nicks top tips:
Dont forget to add the |Victim| tag.
Do remember to join in on fight night (Tues 7.30pm for TF2) as this is generally where firebombing, i mean recruitment takes place.
Dont forget to use the thanks button


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|UKMD|N00berus
Tue Jan 06 09, 12:16PM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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Posts: 988
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Thanks all for the warm welcome.

Sorry I haven't been on in the last while, was busy with Social life (dang these real life get-togethers!!!) but I'll try and get on as much as possible.

oh and broeder, I'm not exactly sure what "roofing" is... so could somebody please explain?
and Tadhg is pronounced tiger, without the "er" at the end but nice try


Right, I will try and get on fight night, but unfortuantly, today is tues, and I'm away at a friend's house. so I won't make it this tues, next one I'll try and get on though

And broeder, am I meant to be calling you daddy broeder now?

Good luck all with tonights fight night!

And N00bly, talent? ya mean, shaking the mouse randomly as a pyro holding the fire button down?
I LIKE that kinda talent

All best

Val


Rawry wrote ...
I like medics - they make my suicidal pyro rushes less suicidal.

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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Tue Jan 06 09, 12:28PM
There is a bug in my avatar...

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|VICTIM|Valkorian wrote ...

And broeder, am I meant to be calling you daddy broeder now?


Only if you like to have a Daddy who DOESN'T shake the mouse randomly whilst pressing down various buttons in a frenzy etc.

I shake servers.



w00t!

Broeder


alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD|N00berus
Tue Jan 06 09, 07:36PM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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Shake the mouse randomly whilst pressing down various buttons in a frenzy, OR hitting a sentry gun with a wrench.



You shake serverz? ruflz! (like rofl, except weirder >.>)

oh, and btw, I will add the core admins A.S.A.P. (as soon as i get home) and thanks for all the advice

Val

[ Edited Tue Jan 06 09, 08:53PM ]


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F!5H
Thu Jan 08 09, 08:46AM
"Sneaky F!5H - You see this name, you think dirty." - roAst
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Hello Tadhg. Broeder has added the only useful piece of advice I know to his monster post, so I can no longer actually help you in anyway.

Welcome to the forums and the community!




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|UKMD|N00berus
Thu Jan 08 09, 12:42PM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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thanks F!sh, I look foward to the random moments which I'm sure there will be plenty of and of which I tressure


Rawry wrote ...
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Hermanater
Thu Jan 08 09, 02:41PM

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Hello Tadhg, catch you in game no doubt, good luck here.
Is it really a long way to Tipperary?
not that you would have ever been asked that before..


Where theres a will theres a relative...



Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana
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|UKMD|N00berus
Thu Jan 08 09, 03:48PM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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Hmm....

Thanks for the welcome

whatdya mean "is it really a long way to tipp?"

I'm confuzzled

anywayz, look foward to seeing you there!


Rawry wrote ...
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UKMD :.MajoR.:
Fri Jan 09 09, 04:55PM
I will eat your soul

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Hello Valkorian and welcome to our forums

U have all u need, just stick to that and u will be just fine

Be n00blet



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|UKMD| Melon
Fri Jan 09 09, 06:23PM
Melons gunna getcha

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Hiya

Looks like everyone has posted all you need to know, nice to see another TF2 fiend. I probably havent played with you yet as havent been very active due to holidays and fallout 3 hope to play with u soon


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|UKMD|N00berus
Fri Jan 09 09, 09:37PM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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thanks melon, look foward to playing with you too!

wait.. I just did.

Oh well, Look foward to playing with you more


Rawry wrote ...
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Stu FATE
Fri Jan 09 09, 11:47PM
How RUDE !!!

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hello, as has been mentioned all the important stuff is already on here so this is a just a welcome


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|UKMD| Auth3ntic
Wed Jan 14 09, 12:11AM
no make up!

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Hi valkorian, welcome aboard.

Good to see you in game today, was much fun and banter, hope to play with you again soon.

p.s. good luck with the app.





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|UKMD|N00berus
Wed Jan 14 09, 10:19AM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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Thanks all!

you kept on hurting me! you were my nemisis at one time if I remember correctly...


Rawry wrote ...
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|UKMD| DMW
Wed Jan 14 09, 11:19AM

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Hi Valkorian,

In answer to your earlier 'confuzzlement'.......

"It's a Long Way to Tipperary" is a British music hall and marching song written by Jack Judge and Harry Williams (Henry James Williams), a song that, allegedly, was written for a 5 shilling bet in Stalybridge, on the 30 January 1912 and performed the next night at the local music hall. Jack's parents were Irish, and his grandparents came from Tipperary.

The well known chorus is:

It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long, long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.
alternatively

But my heart lies there.

It was popularised by the Connaught Rangers as they marched through Boulogne on 13 August 1914, witnessed by Daily Mail correspondent George Curnock, and reported on 18 August 1914. It was then picked up by other soldiers in the British Army. In November 1914 it was recorded by John McCormack, which helped contribute to its world-wide popularity.


So there you go - not only do UKMD provide hours of gaming fun but we educate as well!

Good luck with the app - don't forget to be nice to your Dad cos he gets a vote too now!




DMW - some days you're the Dogg, some days you're the tree.......
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|UKMD| Mick B
Wed Jan 14 09, 01:48PM
Fear can hold you prisoner, HOPE can set you free

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Valkorian welcoem to the team - always good to see our happy band of people grow (makes for better target practice!)

Good luck with the application


Biting the hand that feeds IT since...well...FOREVER!

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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Jan 14 09, 02:34PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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haaxs




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD|N00berus
Thu Jan 15 09, 10:56AM
crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.

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|UKMD| DMW wrote ...
Good luck with the app - don't forget to be nice to your Dad cos he gets a vote too now!



as he keeps reminding me over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and (you get the idea) again.

Thanks DMW, now my head isn't making this place a sauna with trying to figure it out


Rawry wrote ...
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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Thu Jan 15 09, 04:56PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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just hax your way in




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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