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[poll] VICTIMS WHO NEED MORE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AndyLuckyShot
Wed Apr 15 09, 12:44AM
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did it help?

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Votes: 15
Guide to Become A VICTIM

BY

ANDYLUCKYSHOT



To begin please realize it may take a while to be recruited depending on how active you are on forms and in game.

STEP 1
Register at link


VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

You might be logged out automatically while filling in the forms so just make sure you are logged in so that you don’t look for something that’s not there.
STEP 2
Go to the “how to join” in the guest menu


VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

Here read and do what it says, the next step will help you do so.
STEP 3
On the question 7 you open the green arrow.


VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

On this page you have to open up the page called “[Sticky]
Victims application form. ( please fill this in if you are a victim)” then do what it says you will also need to open the “New Thread” page.


VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

It is vital that you are signed in here otherwise the “New Thread” link will not be there.
STEP 4
On this page read what it says.


VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

The following in red is what you put into a form:
------------------------

Victim Form:

Name:

In Game Name:

Steamfriends name (so people can add you):

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please):

Gender:

Location:

Three Words which describe you best:
1.
2.
3.

CS:S or TF2 or both?
--------------------------------------------------------------Counter Strike Source Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

Skill Level CS:S(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High?


How often do you play Counter Strike Source?


How long have you been playing Counter Strike Source?

Please state how often you are actively taking part in Css:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?

--------------------------------------------------------------------Team Fortress 2 Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------
(optional)


Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High?

How often do you play Team Fortress2?


How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2?


What is you're favourite Tf2 class?


Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2:

1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......?
-----------------------------------------------------------------General Questions----------------------------------------------------------------------

Which UKMD server do you play on the most?


What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server?


What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community?


What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community?



---------------------

For an example of what answers to put have a look at mine: link



STEP 5
You copy the above into a new thread from this page, link


VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

YOU HAVE TO BE SIGNED IN TO DO THIS
By clicking New Thread you should now have a page which looks like this:

VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

Now you should have an application form completed and to check whether you have done it click on the “latest Form Posts” and yours should be near the top.

STEP 6

Now you just have to read and sign the Code of Conduct (rules) to become a “|VICTIM|”.
To get to this page either you can copy this link link or just click on the like from the “How To Join” page number 8.
To type “i agree” you MUST BE SIGNED IN and go to the last page of the thread by clicking the last number in the “go to page” options.

VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

Once you’ve opened this then scroll to the last reply saying I agree and there will be a box as long as you are signed in.

VIEW IMAGE HERE... link

To check weather this has worked do as it instructs on STEP 5.

And of course this does NOT mean you can put “|UKMD|” at the start of your name only “|VICTIM|”, this just means you are APPLYING and still need to earn your “|UKMD|” member ship by taking part in online forms and playing on the servers.

i hope this helps!

[ Edited Thu Apr 16 09, 08:03PM ]


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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Wed Apr 15 09, 02:16AM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

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NO COS ITS A BLANK PAGE

NOOB



sign him up




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder
Wed Apr 15 09, 07:41AM
There is a bug in my avatar...

Registered Member #314
Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 12:36PM
Posts: 4707
Thanked 162 times in 160 posts



!dodge
We have "Premium Membership" ?

With Premium you get either:
A piece of J!m's pinko towel,
Empty bottle of Moggie's Cider,
One of Evil's abused marrows,
The original, 75,000 words vic app by Riley,
A signed photocopy of Major's Spam Button,
Or
The Original Birth certificate of Stuee.


send to you by mail?

Nice....

Broeder

PS: where are you going to put that, Andy?


alex'banana wrote ...

I got banned around a year ago and what happened is i went to the loo and came back and i was banned.


Yes...we don't take that much crap here....
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|UKMD| DaWhiskers
Wed Apr 15 09, 08:11AM

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Posts: 522
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hmmm someone needs to learn the ways of the force... or more appropriately the ways of the PDF!!!


NO, its not a CHOICE, you WILL Headbutt one of my Arrows!!!


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AndyLuckyShot
Thu Apr 16 09, 08:06PM
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Posts: 238
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dose this work now?


My latest video, link



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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Thu Apr 16 09, 08:16PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426
Joined: Sat Oct 06 07, 01:53PM
Posts: 3350
Thanked 28 times in 28 posts
yes it does indeed




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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|UKMD|PsYcHeDeLiC
Fri Apr 24 09, 05:38PM

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Joined: Sun Apr 12 09, 12:14PM
Posts: 56
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Well, i think it is a good little helping guide. N1 Andy!


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MrClown
Sun May 31 09, 11:16PM
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Posts: 8
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I tried to download the plug-in, but it isn't worked. link


Gentlemen?
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|UKMD| Shimoku
Mon Jun 01 09, 11:54AM
Elke

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Posts: 133
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Website
This helped a lot


N00bs! Feel free to add me on Facebook :3

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UKMD The Lonely Wolf
Mon Jun 01 09, 03:06PM
Noobier than the Noobiest Noob!

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|UKMD| Daddy Broeder wrote ...



With Premium you get either:
A piece of J!m's pinko towel,
Empty bottle of Moggie's Cider,
One of Evil's abused marrows,
The original, 75,000 words vic app by Riley,
A signed photocopy of Major's Spam Button,
The Original Birth certificate of Stuee,
OR
A SHORT post by Broeder!






Love suffers long, and is kind; Love does not envy; Love does not parade itself, is not puffed up;
Does not behave rudely, does not seek its own, is not provoked, thinks no evil;
Does not rejoice in iniquity, but rejoices in the truth;
Bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never fails.
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|UKMD|Riley
Mon Jun 01 09, 06:40PM
omnia causa fiunt

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I didn't find it very helpful to be honest.



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|UKMD| ﮎhadam
Mon Jun 01 09, 08:35PM
Adam Dexter does like to Boogie

Registered Member #426
Joined: Sat Oct 06 07, 01:53PM
Posts: 3350
Thanked 28 times in 28 posts
smallest post ever put in by riley that isnt on the mallets mallet thread



dun dun dunnnnnn




|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you


|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

dont make me show u my melons im warning you

Spyro wrote ...

No Shad thats not a banana, im just that excited too see you %-6











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