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| |UKMD| Melon |
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Melons gunna getcha   Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | Well Dougal said he couldnt remember who was in my harem so as of my recollection today it is: Safari Jim Cawa Major Evil Sausages (I ubered him last night so he has no choice) Dunk Neon Hermenator Stu Fate Doffen BBQ Prospective harem applicants may be: Dougal Nick Peanut (no one said anything about limits on gender!) That guy from the cupboard Zamakal Megahurtz Please remind me if I have forgotten anyone and ill update the list. Brought to you by Melon Spam Vision, Spam for today tomorrow and the future [ Edited Wed Nov 12 08, 08:42PM ]  | ||
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Smit's and Coci's Pimp  Registered Member #596 Joined: Mon Dec 17 07, 08:08PMYour Location: london Posts: 710 | i was joking  Do i really need one? | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | Never kid a kidder  | ||
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hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | Cant believe you got my name wrong... do I mean so little after all we've shared... is life going to keep me down? will I ever be allowed my dignity? will I ever be able to afford my own teeth???? Where theres a will theres a relative...  Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | My god its like one letter and its cos it makes me think of terminator! You can have your dignity now and then depends what mood im in | ||
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| Megahurtz |
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 Registered Member #460 Joined: Tue Oct 23 07, 11:32PMYour Location: Colchester, Essex Posts: 658 | Put me down as a maybe! Depends on of i can get it off work and whether i can get all the way up there Steam: Megahurtz112 || Xfire: Megahurtz112 || MSN: Megahurtz [at] hotmail.co.uk  Intel E8400 Wolfdale @ 3.6 4GB GeiL Black Dragon DDR2 ATI HD4850 512mb Samsung 223BW, TWNENTY TWO INCHES + 17" TFT :o 150fps on TF2 with everything on full @ 1680x1050, YES PLZ! | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | lol i think you are thinking of my UKMD weekend thread this is my harem and I didnt auto put you in cos like ure under 18 lolz | ||
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| |UKMD| Nades |
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i hate nades  Registered Member #417 Joined: Thu Oct 04 07, 07:40AMYour Location: Aberdeen Posts: 2086 | Christ you have a lot of man bitches! And one potential bitch ...bitch???  | ||
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| Stu FATE |
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How RUDE !!! Registered Member #520 Joined: Wed Nov 21 07, 11:59PMYour Location: Harrogate Posts: 884 | lol never been in someone harem before, do we get a badge to wear or some form of secret hadnshake Oh and I notice that Haze and some of the other girls ain't on the list... what's up with that (Leeds ain't that far and we're all house trained up north, well most of us  ). | ||
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| |UKMD| Wolfey |
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Lazy^ is a way of life  Registered Member #1205 Joined: Wed Jul 23 08, 06:59PMPosts: 253 | The fact the most important person is missing (ME!) Tsk sis, and you need me to turn up otherwise carnage will ensure and Jonny wont be happy  | ||
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| |UKMD| neon flame |
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Did I mention the time when I bottled a sentry? Registered Member #1254 Joined: Thu Aug 07 08, 10:10PMPosts: 841 | Uh, Melon, if you have to be 18 to be in the Harem, you'd better take me out before you get a call from the government  And Hermanater, I sort of know what you mean. Even I don't bother with the flame in my name anymore, no one uses it  | ||
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| |UKMD| Zakmal |
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  Registered Member #31 Joined: Fri Jan 05 07, 05:11PMYour Location: ST5 9HE Posts: 997 | Wow its every young man's dream to get into an harem But I am afraid all I could do now for the males in your harem is be the mentor to all your nubile young men making sure they treat you royal  Who ever said that it was fun getting old was lying! I tell you lying! | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | I cant believe at least 2 people have misread this even my own brother lolz Im talking about my harem not my event this is my list of ukmd men!!! I forgot bbq sorry mate but you are a member and vxt is a maybe The reason Gwee & Haze arent on here is I havent really had a chance to chat to them but I have with Peanut and she is lovely  Zamakal can be the eunch | ||
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Registered Member #460 Joined: Tue Oct 23 07, 11:32PMYour Location: Colchester, Essex Posts: 658 | WTF is a harem lol? So is it a no go if we arn't 18  Steam: Megahurtz112 || Xfire: Megahurtz112 || MSN: Megahurtz [at] hotmail.co.uk Intel E8400 Wolfdale @ 3.6 4GB GeiL Black Dragon DDR2 ATI HD4850 512mb Samsung 223BW, TWNENTY TWO INCHES + 17" TFT :o 150fps on TF2 with everything on full @ 1680x1050, YES PLZ! | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | its when a bloke has loads of wives but ive reversed it! | ||
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| |UKMD| JohnBe |
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Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly! Registered Member #1177 Joined: Fri Jul 11 08, 08:05PMYour Location: Bournemouth Posts: 797 | Sigh! I didn't even make it on to the prospective applicants list. How depressing is that!  "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - George Bernard Shaw  | ||
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doffen Registered Member #772 Joined: Wed Feb 13 08, 08:15PMYour Location: Norway Posts: 1484 | Whats a Harem? And you wrote ny name! :d Yeei ^^ btw im off to bed now...Really!! ^^   | ||
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Registered Member #460 Joined: Tue Oct 23 07, 11:32PMYour Location: Colchester, Essex Posts: 658 | Im old enough then Put me down for a deffo xD Steam: Megahurtz112 || Xfire: Megahurtz112 || MSN: Megahurtz [at] hotmail.co.uk Intel E8400 Wolfdale @ 3.6 4GB GeiL Black Dragon DDR2 ATI HD4850 512mb Samsung 223BW, TWNENTY TWO INCHES + 17" TFT :o 150fps on TF2 with everything on full @ 1680x1050, YES PLZ! | ||
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| |UKMD| Barbeque |
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I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one. Registered Member #1201 Joined: Mon Jul 21 08, 12:06PMYour Location: Chester, England Posts: 1527 | Yay, i made the harem! Win Also wolfey you don't want to be in your sister's harem, its just a bit odd Also in ancient times all men in a harem had to be castrated so they weren't able to get the overlord's wives pregnant, but with the overlord being an overlady i'd say our man parts are safe and sound! Anyone who is too young for full duties can bring us booze and cake We should definatelt have a secret hand shake though! I've always wanted one of those... 'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.' 'Why only eleven dimensions?' 'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.' | ||
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| |UKMD| safari jim |
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯   Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9954 | If I knew i was going to have to share.............   | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | Well it was all a bit rushed our wedding | ||
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| |UKMD| Barbeque |
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| I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one. Registered Member #1201 Joined: Mon Jul 21 08, 12:06PMYour Location: Chester, England Posts: 1527 | Hey, it means we can take the load off you so you can play some TF2 and L4D! Plus who says you can't have a harem too? 'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.' 'Why only eleven dimensions?' 'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.' | ||
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| |UKMD| Nades |
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| i hate nades Registered Member #417 Joined: Thu Oct 04 07, 07:40AMYour Location: Aberdeen Posts: 2086 | Iv just noticed the young Melons post could is near close to mine! and Iv been here since last October! So what are the benefits of the Harem then?? Other than the Pink Hello Kitty towel? | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | Um benefits you get to roll the melons? | ||
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| |UKMD| Nades |
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| i hate nades Registered Member #417 Joined: Thu Oct 04 07, 07:40AMYour Location: Aberdeen Posts: 2086 | now my mind is wondering slightly........................ | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | which would you like to roll first left or right? | ||
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| |UKMD| Nades |
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| i hate nades Registered Member #417 Joined: Thu Oct 04 07, 07:40AMYour Location: Aberdeen Posts: 2086 | Can I be greedy and roll both together? | ||
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| DUNK |
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william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 | put me down for a Tuesday night and if possible every 3rd Sunday. | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | You have to work up quiet high in the harem for both at once im afraid | ||
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| |UKMD| Joe xD |
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tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | but me down as a definite noooooo. harem's are lovely places, but a harem full of spam and men? now that's a bad harem. im'a start an anime harem xD <3  come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | an anime harem! Just look at my sig and avatar! | ||
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| |UKMD| Joe xD |
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| tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | perhaps you can be in it then xD first and most important orders of business, i shall require: 1 Asuka Langley 1 Rei Ayunami 1 Motoko Kusanagi 1 Tifa Lockheart come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | tifa!! she would be like 90 now | ||
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| |UKMD| Barbeque |
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| I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one. Registered Member #1201 Joined: Mon Jul 21 08, 12:06PMYour Location: Chester, England Posts: 1527 | 90? FF7 was only like 10 years ago, she'd still be worth a tumble =D Also i pick left melon 'cos i'm right handed and it makes sense ^^ If we're picking days i'd like fridays probably. [ Edited Thu Nov 13 08, 04:46PM ] 'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.' 'Why only eleven dimensions?' 'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.' | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | im glad your all working this out | ||
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| william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 | Nades some instruction on how to get to roll both at same time. given you are the Ultra Spy this should be a piece of peepee Let me know what you think | ||
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| DUNK |
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| william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 |  epic fail with.bmp file | ||
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| |UKMD|Riley |
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omnia causa fiunt Registered Member #141 Joined: Tue Apr 24 07, 10:00AMYour Location: London, UK Posts: 5402 |  | ||
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| Kurai /Kes |
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If i had aim, i'd be dangerous Registered Member #1458 Joined: Tue Oct 14 08, 09:05PMPosts: 403 | |UKMD| neon flame wrote ... Uh, Melon, if you have to be 18 to be in the Harem, you'd better take me out before you get a call from the government And Hermanater, I sort of know what you mean. Even I don't bother with the flame in my name anymore, no one uses it i know what you mean "flame" i've taken to putting /kes on the end of my nick as majority of people over numerous games end up calling me Kes rarther than whatever i'm called at the time. (to help the ones that don't know me when i'm being refered to ^_^ ). -edit oh and i'm with joe on the too many blokes thing =] [ Edited Thu Nov 13 08, 06:44PM ]  | ||
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| |UKMD| Melon |
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | pppht you will all live in harmony | ||
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