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|UKMD| onionrage

Wed Nov 19 08, 10:55AM

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Greeting people!!! You'll be happy to know that the surgery went ok, not as good as it should have done as I still have plates and pins inside there, but this round is over.

It looks like I'll be back in for more in a month or 2 once my shoulder has settled down from this one. So that my skiing trip in March down the pan by the looks of it, Mrs O won't be happy!!!

Anyway, I'm back, I'm reading the forums, and my God I've missed so much scandel etc etc, I doubt I'll be in game for a little while, although i may be sat in the background when Mrs O is on, i'm sure you'll hear me shouting in TS if you unlucky enough!!

So if you see her folks, Burn the witch!!! (she ain't really a witch - she's lovely, and she still has to shower me, which is to much info I realise, but its very nice on my part!!!!)

And don't forget a life without scars is a life not lived!!!

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself"
Emo Philips.

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UKMD :.MajoR.:

Wed Nov 19 08, 11:07AM

I will eat your soul

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Good to hear that Onion

And yes u missed the whole *@#!@#$#% situation

ps I got pleanty of scars

Syxx

Wed Nov 19 08, 11:47AM

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Glad to hear you're doing good.

Sorry you missed out on all the scandal. Don't worry though, I'm sure there'll be more in the future!

P.S. I also have a few scars

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Wed Nov 19 08, 12:18PM

titosfuneral

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Well done on missing the scandal, sorry that you're still a mental man (metal man? MetRX man, metriol man, meths man, stop now tito)

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|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 12:42PM

Melons gunna getcha

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Hope it all gets done and sorted soon for you

Never fear I can cause a scandal in a paper bag by myself

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Wed Nov 19 08, 12:45PM

Never leave spawn without it.

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Hi Onion, glas it worked out a bit (surgery) !
You can return on full force? Last time I specced you, you where sniping that scout from the bridge. Nothing special that can't be done with 1 arm/hand.

How about you buying a steering wheel and install that? You could move with pedals, steer with 1 hand and use buttons on steeringwheel?

I got one, I minght try that myself...

Na, good to hear from you, a lot of people die from anaesthetics these days...or the analgetics (does that have anal in it?) don't work...or...

Did that cheer you up?

Broeder
(has had much to much sleep)

In the chatbox on Aug. 19th at 18:51 Stuee wrote ...

I wear a skirt 24/7! cos i'm Scottish!

Skirt.
No kilt.
Skirt.

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 12:57PM

Melons gunna getcha

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Here is a scandal for you... Melon played CSS....

DUNK

Wed Nov 19 08, 01:16PM

william

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thats hardly a scandal.

heres a scandal

Melon is a 22 stone trucker from Leamington Spa called Gary. He like to play computer games to keep in touch with the "youth"
In his spare time, Gary likes to make up fairytale stories and occasional trips to the gym.
Gary's company mostly delivers Spam to supermarkets.

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 01:22PM

Melons gunna getcha

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oi you didnt we fall out about this before!! i kill you you have seen the bikini pic now that is a scandal!!

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Wed Nov 19 08, 01:31PM

Never leave spawn without it.

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In the chatbox on Aug. 19th at 18:51 Stuee wrote ...

I wear a skirt 24/7! cos i'm Scottish!

Skirt.
No kilt.
Skirt.

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 01:35PM

Melons gunna getcha

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nasty nasty boys

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Wed Nov 19 08, 01:44PM

Never leave spawn without it.

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DUNK wrote ...

In his spare time, Gary likes to make up fairytale stories and occasional trips to the gym.

Gary has friends?

and Melon: you have just entered the

In the chatbox on Aug. 19th at 18:51 Stuee wrote ...

I wear a skirt 24/7! cos i'm Scottish!

Skirt.
No kilt.
Skirt.

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 01:47PM

Melons gunna getcha

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just entered ive been here 2 months! how very dare you all

|UKMD| neon flame

Wed Nov 19 08, 02:20PM

Did I mention that time when I bottled a sentry?

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1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days, 17 hours, 36 minutes, 1 second.

We know everything.

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:06PM

Never leave spawn without it.

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|UKMD| Melon wrote ...

just entered ive been here 2 months! how very dare you all

That's what you think....

Don't worry about the choice....

In the chatbox on Aug. 19th at 18:51 Stuee wrote ...

I wear a skirt 24/7! cos i'm Scottish!

Skirt.
No kilt.
Skirt.

Barbeque

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:12PM

I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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We know everything...except whether this melon/gary person has a beard...
I think it likely and would be willing to bet at least 10 pence. Any takers?

'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.'
'Why only eleven dimensions?'
'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.'

Barbeque

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:12PM

I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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Also having slightly missed the point of this thread, glad all went well onion, get back soon!

'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.'
'Why only eleven dimensions?'
'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.'

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:13PM

Melons gunna getcha

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you all pick on melon, melon go cry now

Barbeque

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:17PM

I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one.

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Yes, cry into that beautiful beard, soft and shiney like silk...
That sounded way more creepy than i expected

'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.'
'Why only eleven dimensions?'
'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.'

|UKMD| neon flame

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:24PM

Did I mention that time when I bottled a sentry?

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Same thing as barbeque, was so busy bullying Melon I forgot to welcome Onionrage back! Which is, of course, entirely Melon's fault.

Welcome back Onionrage. Tell Mrs Onionrage I'm still glad you two don't have tf2 (if she asks, this is entirely due to the things I've been told by Melon

)

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 03:25PM

Melons gunna getcha

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nasty nasty boys

|UKMD| onionrage

Wed Nov 19 08, 04:06PM

Will-Jam is God

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Broeder - Class reply mate, did makeme smile, particularly knowing I've not finished with the surgey side of things!!! I do like to see people with the same low level of humour that I tend to work at!!

Oh and its good to see the truth about Melons is finally out in the open. That way the forums may actually turn back to UKMD forums rather the Melons personal message boards. Ouch!!!

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself"
Emo Philips.

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 04:17PM

Melons gunna getcha

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oh you buys wound me you really do

me go now me not wanted

Syxx

Wed Nov 19 08, 04:20PM

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Poor Melon

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DUNK

Wed Nov 19 08, 05:04PM

william

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oh what have i started

well you like to be the centre of attention.

but in reality, Melons is a Northern Lass who has been drinking beer since the age of 4, so will likley kick my head in for this.

sry Rachael.

loved the bunny tho!

|UKMD| Shadam

Wed Nov 19 08, 05:18PM

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good that it went all welll mate

are you going to become will smith of i robot

would help if i get the right film :/

[ Edited Wed Nov 19 08, 08:10PM ]

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- |UKMD| Riley

Wed Nov 19 08, 06:04PM

omnia causa fiunt

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Does this mean less Mrs Onionrage .... ?

LOOOOL !

Welcome back mate - stay clear of metal detectors and no judo for a while

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 06:44PM

Melons gunna getcha

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lol Riley I love how you go straight for the wife

and Dunk im going to get you!!!

Mrs Onionrage

Wed Nov 19 08, 07:20PM

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I know i'm called Mrs O, but we are not married..................... yet! I might hijack him while he is vulnerable and threaten not to put him in the shower if he doesn't!

I might just play for your amusement tonight Riley, watch out i'm coming to get you!!!

Getting back to the original thread, (i know some of the more fruity people have problems with that !!) it will be nice to have Mr O back, even with a handicap. x

|UKMD| Melon

Wed Nov 19 08, 07:22PM

Melons gunna getcha

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oh i dont have a problem if it stops the meanies stop picking on me fight my corner mrs o us ladies have 2 stick together go headshot em all for me and Mr Onion

DUNK

Wed Nov 19 08, 08:05PM

william

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ach Mrs O, your hubby is as hard as nails. He can survive in the middle east with nothing more than sunburn, and with u to back him up we are confident he will be back to his old self soon.

anyway, have you got any new nicknames for him now he is part man, part metal?

|UKMD| Daddy Broeder

Wed Nov 19 08, 08:09PM

Never leave spawn without it.

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RoboOnion?

In the chatbox on Aug. 19th at 18:51 Stuee wrote ...

I wear a skirt 24/7! cos i'm Scottish!

Skirt.
No kilt.
Skirt.

|UKMD| Alex

Wed Nov 19 08, 08:24PM

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I know the feeling Onion, still waiting for them to take my hook-plate out of my shoulder!

Good luck on the recovery

Remember to try and use it as much as possible or you'll end up with 'frozen shoulder'

Right or left shoulder? I broke my right and am right-handed so know how frustrating it can be! Especially when you really need to go and can't reach the loo roll!!!

lol

Mrs Onionrage

Wed Nov 19 08, 08:43PM

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are you ready for my name for him............... It's spack monkey!!

Politically incorrect but it has a personal meaning for us!

|UKMD| Alex

Wed Nov 19 08, 08:48PM

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Hmmm he doesn't resemble Lee Evans does he? Monkey Boy?!!

DUNK

Wed Nov 19 08, 09:23PM

william

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MonkeyRage
OnionKey

dont know what a spack is so i think you are safe from the PC Police.

|UKMD| JohnBe

Wed Nov 19 08, 09:47PM

Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly!

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Glad you're back in almost one piece.

Sorry about the ski trip.

"Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is"

Stu FATE

Wed Nov 19 08, 10:49PM

How RUDE !!!

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Mr Onion sorry to hear the surgery didn't do the job in one go but glad you're out the other side of it. Mrs.O I hear you're a bit of a css queen I may have to pick up an AK one day just to get blasted at long A by you

Dunk... you jest in reply to the S word, you're older than me so you 'must' know !!

And Melon ... centre of attention.... NEVER !!!

Thing is she's so 'nice' and 'normal' on TF2, must be the forums which brings it out in her

[ Edited Wed Nov 19 08, 10:51PM ]

Megahurtz

Wed Nov 19 08, 11:17PM

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Ive broken my thumb and need a shower, send your missus round?

:p

Glad to know your on the mend

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|UKMD| onionrage

Thu Nov 20 08, 11:20AM

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lol @ Megahurtz, I'll pass that one on for her!!! I'm sure she put up a reply later when she see's this!!

I wouldn't hold ur hopes up to much though mate!!

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself"
Emo Philips.

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