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   Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | Victim Form: Name: Al In Game Name: A.I. Steamfriends name (so people can add you):A.I. Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please):1982 & 26 Gender:Male Location:UK / Zimbabwe Three Words which describe you best: 1.not 2.entirely 3.sure CS:S or TF2 or both? TF2 --------------------------------------------------------------Counter Strike Source Questions---------------------------------------------------------------------- Skill Level CS:S(We do not recruit based on skill level): Low/Mid/High? How often do you play Counter Strike Source? How long have you been playing Counter Strike Source? Please state how often you are actively taking part in Css: 1-2 hours per day 2-3 hours per day 3-4 hours per day 5+ per day Other......? --------------------------------------------------------------------Team Fortress 2 Questions---------------------------------------------------------------------- (optional) Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level): Low/Mid/High? Probably low- mid but climbing that learning curve How often do you play Team Fortress2? as often as possible without incurring a divorce How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2? around 6 months What is you're favourite Tf2 class? Demo ! ! Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2: 1-2 hours per day probably ! 2-3 hours per day 3-4 hours per day 5+ per day Other......? -----------------------------------------------------------------General Questions---------------------------------------------------------------------- Which UKMD server do you play on the most? TF2 Badlands , or whichever is not full or empty ! What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server? breath of fresh , non elitist air ! What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community? A few long gaming sessions on the badlands server recently and the friendly nature of UKMD crowd especially to newbs like me totally blew me away ! literally ! (@u drunkenirish! ) What qualitys or/and support do you think you can add to our community? poor decision making , short attention span , occasional moments of brilliance , and a south african/ british accent ! ---------------------  | ||
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I will eat your soul  Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | Hey hey Al  Welcome to UKMD forums and servers Stick to Code of Conduct (read it and sign it), be n00blet, be friendly, be nice, be active here and on server so we can get to know u better, stab admins they love it, and don't be [censored], racist or use bad language and u have chance to get invite  Laters n00blet   | ||
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"This is my world, you do not belong in my world"  Registered Member #797 Joined: Mon Feb 18 08, 07:04PMYour Location: Bish', near Durham Posts: 1798 | what a noob he thinks badwater is badlands  sign him up immediatly just kidding Hello and welcome Since everybody is using my line about waiting for UKMD Broeder's post nowadays, i quess ill have to come up with something else  Your |Victim| application is being checked for spam........ Not enough spam detected!........ Please report to spam control for briefing....... UKMD Nicks top tips: Dont forget to add the |Victim| tag. Do remember to join in on fight night (Tues 7.30pm for TF2) as this is generally where firebombing, i mean recruitment takes place. Dont forget to use the thanks button  | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | "he thinks badwater is badlands"  Doh ! | ||
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  Registered Member #762 Joined: Mon Feb 11 08, 09:03AMYour Location: Romford Posts: 534 | Hello stay active on forums and on servers! Hope to knifey knifey you!! *signs on death list*    | ||
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New Thread PreventiCat  Registered Member #314 Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 11:36AMYour Location: Utrecht, Utrecht, The Netherlands Posts: 5749 | A.I....isn't that a movie? Anyhow, time is limited for me (@work now) soooo.....: Here we (=you) go: |UKMD| neon flame wrote ... I'd suggest you check this thread fairly regularly until you get a very big (but helpful) post from |UKMD| Broeder. You can ignore anything after that, it'll just be spam :D Why, thank you  neon !All posts above this post = spam aswell btw...except mine ofcourse! THE MOST IMPORTANT POST IN THIS HERE THREAD by me anyways... DO NOT EVER HAVE TO GO HERE  !!Did u READ and SIGN the Code of Conduct yet? Memorize this : it's all about catching cheaters...tat_sun on hackers: |UKMD| tat_sun wrote ... Vid below If you need to get a message through to admins ingame: use teamchat and start your message with @ Be sure to have CoreAdmins (a.k.a BanHammers) in your steamfriends list!whiplash wrote ... ...btw your link to the clan admin roaster doesnt work, it says link cannnot be found AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH I so dislike that when that happens... Please check steamgroup instead, they're there...Most of us are like -|UKMD| <name> It's the - that gives us away.... add as much as you can, not all the steam administrators are Core Admins... Watch this if your skill drops to less then zeroHow to put a You Tube video in: Instead of { and }, use [and]. I've used the {} because otherwise the text won't show. 1: Get the video code: youtube.com/watch?v=ndNsEi5EUK0 by highlighting & copy This is the url without the www part because the text won't show else... 2: type this: {yt.400,.400}{/yt} 3:paste the videocode between the }{, so it'll look like this: {yt.400,.400}ndNsEi5EUK0{/yt} 1 more important thing: every . in that line is a space!! Presto: the result: It could be that ur not allowed to post pic's & vid's due to websecurity reasons...we'll handle them for you. NICE: UKMD You Tube Channel: IMPORTANT PLACE !!Also a place of interest Wanna make a movie: |UKMDl Teleporno wrote ... read that Ming wrote ... Lol I got banned of a server for talking over the mic apparently the mic was reserved for admins  Have you got TS installed already? DUNK on links: DUNK wrote ... screw all the links (apart from the code of conduct_. get yourself on teamspeak, fastest way into |UKMD| known to man BE VERY SURE TO READ THE TITO QUOTE... Tito on stupidity: .Tito's Funeral. wrote ... Since people have loaded hax in the past and then claimed their brother, did it, |UKMD| now does not accept this as a reaon to be unbanned. So guys, be warned. If you share your computer with others, make sure they know NOT to load anything into CSS, or change the password and don't tell them. It's your resposibility to make sure there are no hax on your computer. and |UKMD| neon flame wrote ... ...and one tip that I think Broeder left out (I'm not reading through his post all over again ) is that playing on the fight nights is one of the quickest way to get to know everyone (fight nights are not UKMD only) : Tuesdays 7:30 = TF2 fight night CS:S fight night... I have no idea  Well, neon's right: fightnights are important! CS:S : Thursday / Sunday....Sunday's are recruiternights.... Yet another MO-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER POST BY BROEDER Stuee wrote ... FO Have fun, enjoy your stay in the vic department...recruitement could take a while, be patience etc... did you put the right |VICTIM| tags up ?? Cheers, Broeder NOTE: DO NOT CHANGE NAMES WHILST IN VIC PROCESS PLEASE. It'll be to hard to track you...and that will mean no recruiting... George Bernhard Shaw wrote ... Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -Ҳ-Ҳ-Ҳ- | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | that is a big post ! ( *thinks to himself this sentence could be much more incriminating in any other context !* ) @ Work at 11:23 PM on a Sunday ? Harsh ! Long story about the Name , A.I. is simply a result of not being able to use AL and i was reading an article in CUSTOM PC about artificial inteligence in games at the time , A.I. is for Apprently Inteligent , or Allegedly Inteligent and is to do with my inability to outplay bots in UT3 ! ( as there never seem to be any actual "real" people playing that game anyway ! ) | ||
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It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning! Registered Member #473 Joined: Sat Oct 27 07, 04:43PMYour Location: Shelton, Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom Posts: 195 | Cobra, has to be said, after seeing your signature gif a few days ago, it has to be one of the funniest [censored] things I've ever seen! I saved it on my comp, but whenever I see one of your posts I just have to stop and watch it 5 or 6 times for reccuring "lol"s SAAAAFE Oh, and hey Al, welcome to UKMD  | ||
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Melons gunna getcha  Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | Nice 2 see another TF2 player we dont get enough ive probably played with you but cant remember, wear ure tags and come to fight nights and u will be in soon!  | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | Thanks ! think i saw you last night , snipey sniping ! | ||
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Ickle Innocent Scouser Registered Member #426 Joined: Sat Oct 06 07, 12:53PMYour Location: Crosby, Liverpool Posts: 3702 | tf2 what what what whhhhhhaaaaattt! i need it actually wouldnt mind playing it or least tryin it \"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice\"  | ||
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | hoho yes my 4 hour naughty stint, hope i didnt hit u in the head! | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | doubt it , (same team) , however i probably ran into a few in a flame induced panic ! | ||
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | ah thats good then, sorry if i didnt acknowledge you or if i spammed the mic I generally start saying spy and then forget what im trying to say and babble | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | no worries ! hope to see you in game soon ( ill be the one on fire, or the medic on a death charge without his pyro/heavy ! ) give you something to aim at ! | ||
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | very good watch ure head! i should be on fight night and weekend | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | i expect not to see you one night as a bullet hits the back of my head then ! | ||
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| Melons gunna getcha Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | well dont worry i have more bad nights than good!! | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | well , that makes 2 of us then ! | ||
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯ Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9961 | he's a bot!! welcome m8y, flame on!!   | ||
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How RUDE !!! Registered Member #520 Joined: Wed Nov 21 07, 11:59PMYour Location: Harrogate Posts: 884 | Hello AI welcome to the forums, seen you a few times on Badwater See you on the server and remember a UKMD 'noob' is not just for xmas   | ||
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n00b meistro Registered Member #347 Joined: Tue Aug 28 07, 04:04PMYour Location: Bourneshire Posts: 6046 | Heya Al! Welcome to the community! Remember to stay active on both the forums and the servers! Good luck n00blet! Remember to visit these sites:  | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | Stu FATE wrote ... Hello AI welcome to the forums, seen you a few times on Badwater See you on the server and remember a UKMD 'noob' is not just for xmas Cheers buddy , didnt see ya on fight night , sorry if i didnt say hi ! speaking of which , thanks to all for a truly entertaining fight night ! some interesting maps and a good laugh. find i dont really enjoy having my *ss handed to me on other servers any more ! ( having it handed to you on UKMD servers is way more fun ) | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | Thought i would post some random spam in my own app thread to bump it back up off page 3 here goes : | ||
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Registered Member #1526 Joined: Wed Nov 26 08, 05:37PMPosts: 151 | SPAM? Don't click here [ Edited Tue Jan 06 09, 10:13AM ]  | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | A.I. = Apparently Invisible ???? MASSIVE OVER REACTION EDIT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  [ Edited Wed Jan 14 09, 06:21PM ] | ||
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Give him a "stooping" ovation! Registered Member #853 Joined: Wed Mar 05 08, 03:18PMPosts: 520 | Hiya AI welcome to the team - good to see more new people, and we are getting bigger everyday!!! Welcome and good luck - look forward to seeing you cross my sights! "If i had a £1 for EVERY disc in the base of my spine that has crumbled, I could probably buy that Large Moccachino I always wanted!"  | ||
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| Ickle Innocent Scouser Registered Member #426 Joined: Sat Oct 06 07, 12:53PMYour Location: Crosby, Liverpool Posts: 3702 | mick b read his post mate lol \"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice\" | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | |UKMD| Mick B wrote ... Hiya AI welcome to the team - good to see more new people, and we are getting bigger everyday!!! Welcome and good luck - look forward to seeing you cross my sights! ROFL , Stable ........... door .................. horse .................... bolted ? Thanks anyway m8 [ Edited Wed Jan 14 09, 06:05PM ] | ||
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| Ickle Innocent Scouser Registered Member #426 Joined: Sat Oct 06 07, 12:53PMYour Location: Crosby, Liverpool Posts: 3702 | well ai all i can say is, it can take time i was a victim for months on end but if you see fit it is your choice \"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice\" | ||
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| "This is my world, you do not belong in my world" Registered Member #797 Joined: Mon Feb 18 08, 07:04PMYour Location: Bish', near Durham Posts: 1798 | your choice dooode, but i think you just slipped the net Although there is no time limit to being a victim. I think that its a shame that you posted this in quite this way I generally found you to be pleasant and fun, maybe i was wrong And you can hardly call it a recruitment farce, we are all noobs here after all, maybe you dont get it | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | Edited Nick I have a verry nasty tendancy to speak very directly and not beat around the bush combined with a very bad few days and i can tell from your post that you have interpreted it it as i feared people might. This is not a "flounce" in a throw my hair back and slam the door kinda way, more me sumbling my way into saying i dont really think i want a UKMD that that much that i am happy to put in another 2 months of hardcore relationship destroying TF2 to get ? does that make sense. I think you have a fantastic community here , and everyone has been nothing but friendly ( and i apologise for going a bit stompy jealous teenager there ) Iss there an embarrased smiley ?? I still think though that it is only appropriate that i withdraw my ap, as i do still feel that although i slipped the net , if you were standing in my shoes i think you would find it a bit of a farce yourself ? | ||
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bizzare6543 Registered Member #279 Joined: Wed Jul 18 07, 02:44PMYour Location: London Posts: 3331 | 2 Months is not the longest victim length by a long shot. By the very nature of our recruitment its going to matter that you are on when the recruitment happens, the fact you weren't recruited on tuesday is just hard luck, blame the slot reservation for that ( maybe a reason to contribute ) and just stick with it a couple more weeks. You've not put a foot wrong so far so its not that anyone has anything against you. Active on the forums, and on the server and very likeable from what I've. Why let this put you down when there are only 2 people that can give you clan access on the forums and on the servers, and they are both VERY busy, so have patience. Watch my videos | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | ^^ can someone flame me please , i probably deserve it ! another supportive comment and i may die of feeling like a total tw@t ! | ||
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| "This is my world, you do not belong in my world" Registered Member #797 Joined: Mon Feb 18 08, 07:04PMYour Location: Bish', near Durham Posts: 1798 | A.I. wrote ... Edited Nick I have a verry nasty tendancy to speak very directly and not beat around the bush combined with a very bad few days and i can tell from your post that you have interpreted it it as i feared people might. This is not a "flounce" in a throw my hair back and slam the door kinda way, more me sumbling my way into saying i dont really think i want a UKMD that that much that i am happy to put in another 2 months of hardcore relationship destroying TF2 to get ? does that make sense. I think you have a fantastic community here , and everyone has been nothing but friendly ( and i apologise for going a bit stompy jealous teenager there ) Iss there an embarrased smiley ?? I still think though that it is only appropriate that i withdraw my ap, as i do still feel that although i slipped the net , if you were standing in my shoes i think you would find it a bit of a farce yourself ? I appreiciate that you feel this way, and a part of me can sympathise with you but...... im my eyes , at least, being a victim is still like being part of UKMD anyway and is part of the fun, you dont need to put relationships in the real world in jepordy, thats not what we want, we want you to have fun. There is no set time limit to being a victim and others have been victims for a lot longer, i understand that you feel agreived for being missed out of last nights recruitathon, and can say that there hasnt been as many recruitments over the last couple of months due to a busy work and crimbo time. which resulted in a larger than average swoop. It had been noticed that you were missed out and it was being brought to the appropriate peoples attention. You dont beat around the bush and you speak your mind , thats fine, but i just think that if you throw your toys out of the pram now then it would be a shame. | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | agreed nick and i most humbly apologise to everyone offended for something that should not really have been aired in a public forum. upon reflection. the UKMD is a community which i like to be a part of , i did feel a little miffed but it was purely about the circumstances , the only person i am angry with is myself really, it is just that i really had a feelin recruitment was gonna happen last night and got bummed by being reservation bumped right before the net swept . The girlfrend wanted the "more time with the computer than me" discussion and one sleepless night later .......................... ludicrous , childish , idiotic and brought exactly the wrong kinda attention to the situation ! A.I. @ seriously embarrassed | ||
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| "This is my world, you do not belong in my world" Registered Member #797 Joined: Mon Feb 18 08, 07:04PMYour Location: Bish', near Durham Posts: 1798 | ok, we all have off days does this mean app is reinsalled for random acts of spammage ?? | ||
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Registered Member #1530 Joined: Fri Nov 28 08, 06:42PMPosts: 246 | absolutely ....... if you'll have me ................... i somehow feel random slappings and some serious victim abuse coming my way ??? \/ \/ random spam [ Edited Wed Jan 14 09, 07:19PM ] | ||
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| How RUDE !!! Registered Member #520 Joined: Wed Nov 21 07, 11:59PMYour Location: Harrogate Posts: 884 | Thank goodness I checked the forums when I came home tonight, and also another thank goodness you've reversed your decision (hadam/tele/nick for UN negotiators)!! As has said, being a |victim| is all part of the fun anyway without any of the community responsibility (oh wait that what I've got ) and some of the UKMD peeps have taken an age before they got to UKMD tag status. I'm damn sure that this was really a hole in net situation and I for one certainly want you to hang in there a little longer so we can get you in this noob community of ours.As for girlfriend vs TF2, she's gotta win everytime, so please pass on a community 'hello wave' and community 'hello hug' from me/us  | ||
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Rocket/Sticky Humping for Fun and Profit since 2008  Registered Member #1570 Joined: Fri Dec 26 08, 11:43AMPosts: 1068 | Hi AI, sorry I missed this this morning. Seen you on the forums and games, and fun to play with (can I say that without it being a bit odd????). I know this is easy for me to say as I lucked out yesterday, but hang in there dude. Being a VICTIM IS being part of the community. To my great disappointment, the UKMD tag does not magically endow you with mystical god-like playing skills, or at the very least a higher armour level. But the abuse Is greater. Stu FATE wrote ... As for girlfriend vs TF2, she's gotta win everytime, so please pass on a community 'hello wave' and community 'hello hug' from me/us Stu the last of the great romantics Whole heartedly agree with Stu, so maybe Monday is Date Night, Tuesday is Fight Night, etc. (voice in background...) Yes dear, coming now...... Stick with it man, just being here is fun. I beleive the original phrase was "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.", or adapted slightly, "What's in a tag? That which burns as a noob would burn burn just as brightly as a VICTIM" Comin to get ya ha-ha-haaaaaaaa  | ||
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