Before filling out this cute standard form for Victim apps, i'll give you a short poem, some might actually reckognize it. ^^




Interprete it as you like. =) (Google helps even the ignorant, btw.)

Well, the more interesting part comes now. Have fun, ol' forum spambots. ^^

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Victim Form:

Name: Sebastian

In Game Name: Ashnazg

Steamfriends name (so people can add you): hasimukken

Year of Birth & Age (not your birthday please): 1991 >> 18

Gender: Male

Location: Rostock, that's North-Eastern Germany.

Three Words which describe you best:
1. N00b.
2. Friendly
3. sociallyactiveandnicetoeveryone(damnthethreewordslimit...)

CS:S or TF2 or both? TF2

(I'll just ignore the CS:S part)
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Skill Level TF2(We do not recruit based on skill level):
Low/Mid/High? Low, with some bad days. ^^

How often do you play Team Fortress2? Daily.


How long have you been playing Team Fortress 2? As if I'd know. About five weeks now, I think.


What is you're favourite Tf2 class? Sniper. Too bad, medics can't headfrag this easy otherwise I'd play Medic more often.


Please state how often you are actively taking part in TF2:
1-2 hours per day
2-3 hours per day
3-4 hours per day
5+ per day
Other......? 1-5+ hours per day. Can't really state a precise amount as it depends grossly on my rl and mood.

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Which UKMD server do you play on the most? Badwater, and somehow I do like #7 more.


What was your first impression of our |UKMD|server? Shiny heads everywhere, fragfest! No honestly, great, kind atmosphere.


What has encouraged you to join the |UKMD|Community? See question above. ^^
And Hege, and though i claimed i'd take some more time until I fill out an app, well, I couldnt hold back myself any longer. ^^'


What qualities or/and support do you think you can add to our community?
Nothing you haven't already. Yes, that's a compliment to all of you. :3
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That pretty much is it.
See ya out there and in here; if we were in EVE, I'd say "Fly reckless, mateys!", but here ... "Don't you dare to die while i am charging my uber with your wounds!"

Ash

P.S.:@those guys who can't pronounce my name in battle's heat: Ash, just Ash. (*looks at Small Guy*)

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Welcome Ash, hope you enjoy the world of n00bs and will have a fun time becoming one cant wait to see u in-game

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-email- add me if you want

wait a min the text u put does seem familiar but cnt rmemeber where from and i am to lazy to search it up on google

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-email- add me if you want

welcome mate

il let others translate, ive got a whole weekend of gaming to make up for

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"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice"

Translation is...

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

The sniper is a hobbit!

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welcomeeee, LOTR fan xD good to know someone shares my love for this book <3

anyway, seen you around badwater quite often these days, nice playing with you ;P hope to catch you on again soon and gl with the application :Р

oh yay u applied, n00b, have fun good luck ash!

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You wont see me until its too late

of course it was the one ring speech, ddduuuhhh, i got all the books just havnt got round to reading them, since i play LOTRO which actually tells alot

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-email- add me if you want

Anything but the books is pure Heresy.

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g'luck ash most enjoyable headshoting you stick around

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used to be Impy

hey Ashnazg thats a pretty good application you got there

Had some fun being chased down by your scout today


Hello and welcome


Since everybody is using my line about waiting for UKMD Broeder's post nowadays, i quess ill have to come up with something else

Your |Victim| application is being checked for spam........
Not enough spam detected!........
Please report to spam control for briefing.......

UKMD Nicks top tips:
Dont forget to add the |Victim| tag.
Dont forget to sign the 'code'
Do remember that like fine wine, UKMD tags take time to mature, but they taste all the sweeter for it.
Do remember to join in on fight night (Tues & Sat 7.30pm for TF2) as this is generally where firebombing, i mean recruitment takes place.
Dont forget to use the thanks button

Heres a little something for you should you need it...(i needs some new vids)

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Actually had lots of fun with Scout today. Gotta stick to Sniper when you're around, though. Just to penetrate your cutey head :3

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Hey Ash!
Good to see you applied, you've been a great medic for me in the past, keep it up. I'll see you in game soon im sure.

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"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Heyyyy
Goood luck, might pop on tf2 and burn you abit, or backstapp you
See you on the Servers.

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Hiya,
had some nice games with you both with and without the Victim tag, I'm sure you fit right in.
Have fun, good luck and all that

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where's your mic..?

Not that the tag is there for more than a few hours. ^^

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Hello Ashnazg

Seen yoou in game a lot recently - you are a very good medic

Good luck with the app and play well

RL

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*bump*

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Hey Ash.. Rostock.. Isnt that close to one of the best festivals in the world??

Anyways.. played with you quite a few times.. Always good when soemone loves a community of n00bs.. GL with the app and see you online

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Hebe

One Noob to rule them all, one noob to find them,
One noob to bring them all and in the UKMD bind them.

Ware the eye of Moggiex, dor he is the biggest noob of them all.....

Hi Ash, glad to see you put yer Vic App in. Welcome to the madhouse. Get my stock quote in first, play lots, say lots, don't forget |VICTIM| tag and good luck with yer app.

Have lots of fun, and make fun of Domino BEFORE he gets you. Rush every corner, and if you see some poor sap running into a wall repeatedly and
screaming, be nice to me... pretty please.

Broeder monster post with all you ever need to know should be along soon, as well as Spam Monster Valkorian, with everything you don't need to know.

BTW, TF2 Fight nights are on Tuesdays and Saturdays. Check the following link regularly for fight night details and announcemnts of any special fight night events:


And read carefully and understand the commandments of N00bly, you will be tested in game:

1 : Do unto others instead of doing unto me

2 : Covet not the head of N00bly Heavy, tho it is shiney, for it is a target of great simplicity and not worthy of your great sniping talents. Smiteth
instead the head of who ever is standing next to, infront of, him.

3 : Steal not the metal of B@dGirl, for she will rage, and joineth the other team, and great shall be her vengeance

4. Ware the backstab of Domino, for he is a trixie Noob. Flame instead every corner, for he will be skulking there.... somewhere......

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@Hebe: Rostock? Festival? Oo

Which one?

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Hello mate, read all and do all and youll become a n00b just like us in no time. Good luck!

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The cake is a spy.

I like Noobly's interpretation best

Anyway, will probably be seeing you around shortly (be gentle, I'm a little rusty), good luck with the app, and good on you for bringing a little poetry to the noob masses

about time! you killed me enough to become n00b! gl with the app

why have I only just seen this!!!!

about time anyway, good luck, play lots, say lots and above all have fun

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*shameless bump*

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Ello Ashnazg seen you plenty of times, quality guy

Ooh, a shiny new |VICTIM| to add to my list of people who keep killing me! Welcome to the n00b forums, play lots, spam more, and most importantly have FUN!

Broeder should be along soon enough with his MONSTER post! And n00bly and co are bound to throw some spam about too!*

Good luck with the application, don't forget your |VICTIM| tags, and I shall see you in game soon!

oh, and don't steal B@dgirl's metal!!! or mine for that matter!**

Albs




*disclaimer: if Broeder, N00bly and co have already posted, just imagine reading my post before you read theirs!
** if you have to choose between stealing mine, and stealing B@dgirls, well... do so at your own risk!

Congratulations on the recruitment ash, you're an A-Class n00b

See you around

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"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Thanks.

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congrats ashnazg!

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