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hermanater   Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | I was wondering what your favourite lines, quotes or song lyrics are? Here's mine: Film - Withnail and I: " This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels" " I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder" " We've gone on holiday by mistake" " I want something's flesh" Songs: Queens of the Stone Age "I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live" Cant remember who sang this but it's " There's a black cat lying in the shadow of a gate post". Favourite Quote From Spike Milligan " I'm a hero with Cowards legs" Muhammad Ali : "Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up" " I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on" Oscar Wilde: " A true friend stabs you in the front" A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally" Well theres a sampling, would be good to hear what makes you laugh, inspires you etc.  Where theres a will theres a relative...  Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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I will eat your soul  Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? - We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.  | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | And I like chinese proverbs I lol @ this one Your neighbor's wife looks prettier than your own. | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | Just found another one... Winston Churchill "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sky blue ¯\(º_o)/¯  Registered Member #351 Joined: Thu Aug 30 07, 12:23PMYour Location: cheltenham Posts: 9931 | "I'm not even angry... I'm being so sincere right now- Even though you broke my heart, and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!" --glados "If everyone became so sensitive I wouldn’t have to be so sensitive Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to, Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to, Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to," --Maximo Park my favourite quotes from the annuls of mx history   my videos: | ||
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  Registered Member #960 Joined: Tue Apr 15 08, 09:52AMYour Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 1245 | Hmmmmm...... How about.... 'Be careful what you wish for, it may come true' and ' It's easier to apologise than to ask for permission' I try hard to live by the first one and I'm trying harder to not live by the second one. DMW - some days you're the Dogg, some days you're the tree....... Talent hits a target no-one else can hit. Genius hits a target no-one else can see. | ||
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LAAAAAAAGG!!!!!! Registered Member #178 Joined: Wed May 30 07, 09:52AMYour Location: Chorley Posts: 563 | "Happy Days" - Evil Sausages  | ||
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New Thread PreventiCat Registered Member #314 Joined: Wed Aug 08 07, 11:36AMYour Location: Utrecht, Utrecht, The Netherlands Posts: 5734 | Hermanater wrote ... I was wondering what your favourite lines, quotes or song lyrics are? "I can tell you but then I'd have to kill you, it's classified" Maverick, Top Gun. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh" George Bernard Shaw Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) George Bernhard Shaw wrote ... Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -Ҳ-Ҳ-Ҳ- | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | I LOVE LAMP Brick 'Anchorman' Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | "I bite my tongue every time you come around 'cos blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground" - Incubus "It's not often you get to say in front of a big audience that you've had glitter in your arse." "That's the thing, in a deaf class, no-one can hear you scream..." "It is a dark night in the forest! Out of the moonlight swoops a tiny bird and it begins pecking at my ear, pecking and pecking! deeper and deeper! help me! help me! I've got SPARROWS in my MIND!" all 3 from Ross Noble xD  come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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IT is an ancient Mariner ... Registered Member #1044 Joined: Fri May 16 08, 05:08PMYour Location: Caerdydd, Cymru, UK Posts: 1144 | Three of my favourites from the Marx Brothers Going through, and completely decimating, a contract: Groucho: "That's in every contract, that's what you call a sanity clause." Chico: "You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause" To the, long suffering, Margaret Dumont: Groucho: "You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. " Chico is being cross examined on the witness stand: Chico: "Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?" Prosecutor: "That's irrelevant." Chico: "Irrelephant? Hey, that'sa right answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus. " And if you've never seen a Marx Bros movie, go watch "Duck Soup". Completely insane and in appalling taste in the best possible way. How can you not love a film with a song and dance routine called "The Country's Going to War"  Peanut - "... or is your beard broken again ...?" | ||
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"This is my world, you do not belong in my world"  Registered Member #797 Joined: Mon Feb 18 08, 07:04PMYour Location: Bish', near Durham Posts: 1798 | Oh my word i have loads of quotes that i say, mostly to the wife but ive just been reading 'Azincourt' by Bernard Cornwall and all way through the book ive been thinking of the famous Shakespeare quotes from Henry V, and just like you get a song stuck in your head ive got these lines stuck in mine: 'Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead!' 'The game's afoot: Follow your spirit; and, upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry! England and Saint George!' 'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;' omg shakespear in a UKMD thread   | ||
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django Registered Member #300 Joined: Tue Jul 31 07, 02:27PMYour Location: Kintore, Aberdeenshire, United Kingdom Posts: 489 | "Red Dwarf" Gunmen of the Apocalypse (1993) Rimmer: Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence. | ||
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| "This is my world, you do not belong in my world" Registered Member #797 Joined: Mon Feb 18 08, 07:04PMYour Location: Bish', near Durham Posts: 1798 | and just remembered one of my favourite film quotes: Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle. Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle. Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind. from Zulu | ||
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| IT is an ancient Mariner ... Registered Member #1044 Joined: Fri May 16 08, 05:08PMYour Location: Caerdydd, Cymru, UK Posts: 1144 | Well, if Nick can double post .... From Blackadder II (Elizabethan). Edmund is seeking out the fabled "Wisewoman" Crone: "Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman. First, she is ... a woman! ...and second, she is ... " Edmund: "Wise?" Crone: "You do know her then?" Edmund: "No, just a wild stab in the dark which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful." Peanut - "... or is your beard broken again ...?" | ||
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Melons gunna getcha  Registered Member #1404 Joined: Fri Sep 26 08, 08:43PMPosts: 3348 | "Yatta" (Heoroes it means " I did it ")  | ||
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  Registered Member #245 Joined: Tue Jul 03 07, 02:54PMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 129 | They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. Bark twice if your in Milwaukee. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Anchor man quotes. Never get old. | ||
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| tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" "......i don't know" come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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Mark Registered Member #832 Joined: Thu Feb 28 08, 10:45AMYour Location: Windsor Posts: 334 | Hermanater wrote ... Cant remember who sang this but it's " There's a black cat lying in the shadow of a gate post". I think it's from the song Don't Go by Hothouse Flowers. A couple of quotes from Winston Churchill: Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk. Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober. | ||
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 Registered Member #579 Joined: Tue Dec 11 07, 05:30PMYour Location: Under your Bed Posts: 452 | They say that love is blind And marriage is an institution, So why do we choose to live in an institution for the blind? | ||
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How RUDE !!! Registered Member #520 Joined: Wed Nov 21 07, 11:59PMYour Location: Harrogate Posts: 884 | Lovin the Henry V quotes Nick, I used to have that as my sig My current sig is also one of my fav quotes there are loads of song lyrics and film quotes I could add (starts to dig through the t'internet to find them ) ...  | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | Wassa matta you eh? gotta no respec, why you looka so sad, it's a not so bad, it's a nice a place, oh shaddupa ya face, thatsa my momma... The amazing and soul searching Jo Dulce Brilliant! Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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Ickle Innocent Scouser Registered Member #426 Joined: Sat Oct 06 07, 12:53PMYour Location: Crosby, Liverpool Posts: 3702 | anchorman Ftw Random woman: "Smells Like Bigfoots Dick" Ron: "That escalted quickly, i mean really quickly, Brick did u throw a trident?" Ron: "Oh Baxter you are my little gentleman ill take you to Foogy London Townn.... This Borito is good but sure is filling" Ron to Brian Fontana"I Hit him With a Boritoo, then he took him and hit him with his foot" "What someone punted him?" You realli have to watch the film to get it =P \"Its so darn hot, Milk was a bad choice\"  | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | "All I want to do is either kick ass or chew gum, and right now I'm all out of gum..." Or the mighty Blues Brothers... " Right now we have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarrettes, it's dark and were wearing sunglasses..." Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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Kills Children. Eats souls. Sleeps.  Registered Member #862 Joined: Sun Mar 09 08, 05:27PMYour Location: UK Posts: 106 | You are only who you want to be -Myself (I think...I might have like...Picked it up on some random website, so if you see it, yell at me) MҲ|Riley wrote ... Safari Jim - simultaneously reinventing the male menopause and early mid-life crisis via steam ! Just be a little wary of the over 30 (or thereabouts) core admin teamspeak clique ..... | ||
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william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 | "that'll do Pig, that'll do" the farmer from Babe and Babe 2, A pig in the city. or from an rap track "I am whatever you say I am" and the cat thing is Hothouse Flowers, Dont Go did google it but I can remember the track and how it goes, just always rubbish at remembering the bands. | ||
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| william Registered Member #288 Joined: Mon Jul 23 07, 10:28AMYour Location: Scotland Posts: 5107 | googled this as well to see what other pearls of wisdom are out there liked " If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill----seems to fit with a lot of modern life "Every path has its puddle." English proverb-----------simple and true "We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing." fitting for a bunch of 30 something gamers and my personal fav "You can't fall off the floor" Tito's Law! | ||
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Smit's and Coci's Pimp Registered Member #596 Joined: Mon Dec 17 07, 08:08PMYour Location: london Posts: 710 | "How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? Look at him. He's so cute. And plushy." "Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again..." "What is a simple bite on the butt among friends? Cmon, give me a nibble!" "Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!" "Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow." "The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off." "Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up." "How long is this going to take?" "If he is a King then where is his crown? I've got a crown, got a very nice one and its here on my head. Look at it. Have I got it on?" and finally: "Oh shut up, you're so annoying!" Madagascar <3 Do i really need one? | ||
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Permanently in the burn ward Registered Member #122 Joined: Sun Apr 08 07, 03:08PMYour Location: Warrington, Cheshire, UK Posts: 1435 | "im a bad father a lousy husband and a snappy dresser" - Peter Griffin (Family Guy) cant fink of any more atm, ill come back later wen ive woken up abit  You wont see me until its too late | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | The Madness of King George... " I think I may have a fart" or The greatest line from a film ever??? Spinal Tap... "It Goes all the way up to 11..."  [ Edited Mon Oct 27 08, 10:36AM ] Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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| tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us. -Andrew Ryan, Bioshock. come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | You cant put a better bit of butter on your bread... (or was that knife...Hmmmmmmmmm) Like the avatar Joe, I used to have that one, good to see a fan of Mr. Banksy here. Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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| tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | i loooove Banksy =D i'm pretty sure i saw him when i was in london, he was scouting about a huge wall looking shifty, and a MASSIVE Banksy piece was one there 3 days later xD i'm considering changing it in favour of a ZP one though, cos i perhaps love him more =P come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | no idea who ZP is... my favourite artist is Gustav Klimt. Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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scouter and local backscratcher =P Registered Member #819 Joined: Sun Feb 24 08, 04:26PMYour Location: reading Posts: 1100 | Monty Python's quest for the holy grail (english person impersonating french accent) "you smelly english! your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries, and i fart in your general direction!" umm..... other one is blue harvest "luke, use the force. stick that thing in there like i showed u with those puppets, but dont tell nobody or you will get in truble" sorry for speeling but it saves me time xD |UKMD| Roman Legion said indeed burn and mini gun the lot of them, especially that liquibambam who again made me change to pyro last night "|UKMD| Chadman @ Work: if u want to know what its like to be stalked, ask BamBam -|UKMD| Riley: dirty spies deserve it" UKMD| Chadman: i was gonna say, im on fire tonight...but im not...you are and |UKMD| Chadman said I was on CSS not that long ago.Had got tired of killing BamBam on TF2, so went on source and did it there as well Stalking FTW! | ||
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I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but we have a real good one. Registered Member #1201 Joined: Mon Jul 21 08, 12:06PMYour Location: Chester, England Posts: 1523 | Oh there are so many! "God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." Terry Pratchett "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx "Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative." - Oscar Wilde "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity." "Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I made myself perfectly CLEAR?!?!" - Baldur's Gate, if you've ever played an rpg you'll understand! 'The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible.' 'Why only eleven dimensions?' 'We don't know,' said Ponder. 'It might be simply that more would be silly.' | ||
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| tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | |UKMD| Barbeque wrote ... "God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." Terry Pratchett quoted for ultimate win =D Terry Pratchett @ favourite author EVER (: come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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| tmp nubcake Registered Member #1127 Joined: Sun Jun 22 08, 11:05AMYour Location: Glasgow Posts: 679 | Hermanater wrote ... no idea who ZP is... lookie linky: ZP is love, best game reviews ever. come to the TMP, only it can save you. | ||
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| hermanater Registered Member #753 Joined: Sat Feb 09 08, 12:40PMYour Location: London Posts: 535 | I see what you mean... very funny... not sure I'd be puuting him alongside some of the worlds great artists but I can see the appeal... Another line.. "Mr.O'Reilly if you don't come and fix my door right now I shall insert a large garden gnome in you" Basil Fawlty Where theres a will theres a relative... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana | ||
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| I will eat your soul Registered Member #143 Joined: Wed Apr 25 07, 09:24PMYour Location: Serbia - Belgrade Posts: 10611 | You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. | ||
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